Through the power of feel-goods and not actually doing anything, Obama saved the United States from a disease that never even came close to being a pandemic. All hail Obama!
Meanwhile, Trump has already killed thousands of Americans just by not caring hard enough about common diseases. If he'd only taken more time to reassure us and make promises that he can never keep like any good Democrat would, that 80-year-old cancer victim down the block wouldn't have died from the flu. Obama would have saved him with his divine compassion.