Random Politics & Religion #06

To say that only white guys get gunned down as mooks in movies show you guys clearly don't watch movies for ***.

Any movie about Asia features the most ambiguous....North Koreans ever. Most of them will be blown up, maimed, shot, stabbed, eviscerated, thrown into a meat grinder or run over with a tank.

If it's a movie about drugs, odds are some Hispanics are going to meet American diplomacy in the shape of a harpoon gun, grenade or Danny Trejo kicking so much *** you're going to want to read the guys biography about turning from a criminal into a pretty successful action star.

Is the movie in Europe? Better call out my gang of rando...Russians who aren't actually Russian but have funny accents. They smuggle women and are the offbrand white guys but sure as sunrise they too are going to be smashed against the rocks of protagonist asskickery. See John Wick, or how Keanu Reeves is one of the nicest badasses you've ever met.

Also, if you need stock baddies. Visit the black guy emporium. Half off on tall, large black guys who act as enforcers. Buy two, get both of them blown up by the protagonist half off.

Watch them deflect left and right then try to somehow say it's men's fault for society finding male genital mutilation humerus.

humerus.

I think Obama should be the next James Bond. As a former president I think that qualifies him !

To reiterate: No one cares about mooks. Period. The sole purpose of mooks is to die in some fashion so the protagonist looks like a *** badass.

I don't know how this even partains to the conversation at hand.
And it's humorous.
And no one finds it so.

And women are never ever cast as mooks because doing so would torpedo the films ratings and guarantee negative publicity.

A fictional villain of demigod like powers choking a fictional female mutant creates intense drama and criticism from the people supposedly about "equality" yet that same demigod slapping around male characters generates a laugh. Sexism all right just not the kind that fits the politically expedient narrative. Gotta make sure those "real facts" are pushed.

Or rather cause women in armies is a relatively new thing. And you do see them getting blown up in action movies too now.

No, nobody loses their ***about it.

Comedy has a scene where the guy nearly has his *** cut off / or is severely injured in the genitals, the audience laughs and the world is right.

Comedy has a scene where the female nearly has her breasts cut off / or is severely injured in the genitals, the audience goes ape ***and gets angry.

Its the sexist belief that it's socially acceptable to hurt males but not socially acceptable to hurt females.

Now you may begin dancing

No...

Women have been getting killed and maimed for tens of thousands of years, usually after the invading army killed off all the males.

This isn't a new thing...

But hey "new facts" right

No...

Women have been getting killed and maimed for tens of thousands of years, usually after the invading army killed off all the males.

This isn't a new thing...

But hey "new facts" right

As someone that pretends to be a woman on the internet...all of this is offensive !

And I've seen a lot of action movies with bad women getting punched and killed by a male good guy. I don't even know what we're talking about lol.

*** or gtfo.

And I've seen a lot of action movies with bad women getting punched and killed by a male good guy. I don't even know what we're talking about lol.

And I've seen a lot of action movies with bad women getting punched and killed by a male good guy. I don't even know what we're talking about lol.

pseudo-alpha males whining about not enough women getting beat down on film...?

Yeah, that's what I got from the whole Finn debacle because the internet was full of ridiculous mouthbreathers making no sense but raising alot of hell over a black stormtrooper. Complete with the racial shitstorm that we're just supposed to accept as status quo on the internet.

Nevermind stormtroopers have long stopped being clones and were basically just drafted, indoctrinated people the vocal nerdship couldn't handle not seeing themselves in every character. It wasn't even a logical reaction, just a knee jerk one in the same vein that Tumblr is full of idiots who want to see clouds as somehow part of the inherent systems of oppression.

These people do no one any favors.

Neither do they.

Red Sonja was great. They should bring that back and make a franchise out of it. Terminator was pretty bad *** too. Alien comes to mind as well. We're talking about kick *** action movies with female leads right? Or we pseudo-alpha males whinning about not enough women getting beat down on film...?

Set in the seedy parts of New York City, Killer Condom follows gay Detective Luigi Mackeroni (Udo Samel), who has been hired to investigate a series of bizarre attacks at the Hotel Quickie in which male guests have all had their penises mysteriously bitten off. While at the crime scene, he enlists the services of a gigolo named Billy and invites him up to the crime room. Before the two men engage in sex, a carnivorous living condom interrupts them and bites off Mackeroni's right testicle.

Now on a personal vendetta, Mackeroni begins his lone quest to not only bring a stop to the rash of condom attacks, but also face his true feelings toward Billy the gigolo.