We could all move to Oklahoma and become a film crew. What are we filming you ask? Why a documentary on the life of Girlboy and his/her crazy family of course.
We could all move to Oklahoma and become a film crew. What are we filming you ask? Why a documentary on the life of Girlboy and his/her crazy family of course.
Happy Chinese Wednesday everyone!
PARKER get the coffee IV.
I laughed... Then I thought to myself... Well all those weirdo stores about his fam... All those weirdo shows on whatever network put honey boo boo on... It could work...
We could all move to Oklahoma and become a film crew. What are we filming you ask? Why a documentary on the life of Girlboy and his/her crazy family of course.
Happy Chinese Wednesday everyone!
PARKER get the coffee IV.
Oh yeah, Flavin also gets to move to the state with crazy cousin, a man so crazy he thinks the government is out to take over Wal Mart to convert into army bases, a man so crazy he'll shoot at you for not waking him up early, a man so crazy he solves constipation with a spoon and jerks off dogs and actually tells people about these things.
Forgot it was Chinese Wednesday. I should have brought headphones to work.
Next week.
You... forgot? The holiest, proudest, longest standing tradition you simply forgot?
INSOLENCE!
PARKER bring me the handbook of punishments!
*flips through the book*
Mmmhmmmm. Yes, yes I see. Ooh devious!
Sir Spath of Spathicus, first of his name. Your punishment for defying the will of the God King on the holiest of days, for breaking the sacred oath taken by all who enter The Royal Kingdom Of Ni And Its Benefactors Brought To You By Staples®, for insulting Chinese Wednesday without remorse, is....
A VERBAL WARNING.
Harsh, I know. But know this, once you receive 10 verbal warnings, you will receive a written citation. Oh ho, but look out, once you receive 5 written citations you will receive a formal complaint. Look out, once you receive 3 formal complaints you will receive a request for reprimand. Better straighten up, because once you receive 6 requests for reprimand you will be facing a notice of escalation. Beware, only 3 notices of escalation call for a letter of grievance. Be wary, 2 letter of grievances call for a 15 minute timeout. Oh but the punishment isn't over. 3 15 minute timeouts call for a 1 day removal of your parking pass. Now if you have your parking pass removed 5 times, you will now lose dessert privilege at all corporate functions for a year. If your sweet tooth is denied twice, oh buddy that's when it gets to the final escalation, 35 lashings for PARKER.
We could all move to Oklahoma and become a film crew. What are we filming you ask? Why a documentary on the life of Girlboy and his/her crazy family of course.
Happy Chinese Wednesday everyone!
PARKER get the coffee IV.
Oh yeah, Flavin also gets to move to the state with crazy cousin, a man so crazy he thinks the government is out to take over Wal Mart to convert into army bases, a man so crazy he'll shoot at you for not waking him up early, a man so crazy he solves constipation with a spoon and jerks off dogs and actually tells people about these things.
Welcome to Oklahoma, Flavin.
Well the upside is that at least one person in the state realizes that guy is crazy.... So hope and all that jazz... I spent a week in OKC last month and it wasn't too bad... Definitely different from what I'm used to though...
We could all move to Oklahoma and become a film crew. What are we filming you ask? Why a documentary on the life of Girlboy and his/her crazy family of course.
Happy Chinese Wednesday everyone!
PARKER get the coffee IV.
Oh yeah, Flavin also gets to move to the state with crazy cousin, a man so crazy he thinks the government is out to take over Wal Mart to convert into army bases, a man so crazy he'll shoot at you for not waking him up early, a man so crazy he solves constipation with a spoon and jerks off dogs and actually tells people about these things.
Welcome to Oklahoma, Flavin.
Well the upside is that at least one person in the state realizes that guy is crazy.... So hope and all that jazz... I spent a week in OKC last month and it wasn't too bad... Definitely different from what I'm used to though...
That Bricktown though. Used to be KD's restaurant around there but they closed it to rebrand after he left.
Forgot it was Chinese Wednesday. I should have brought headphones to work.
Next week.
You... forgot? The holiest, proudest, longest standing tradition you simply forgot?
INSOLENCE!
PARKER bring me the handbook of punishments!
*flips through the book*
Mmmhmmmm. Yes, yes I see. Ooh devious!
Sir Spath of Spathicus, first of his name. Your punishment for defying the will of the God King on the holiest of days, for breaking the sacred oath taken by all who enter The Royal Kingdom Of Ni And Its Benefactors Brought To You By Staples®, for insulting Chinese Wednesday without remorse, is....
A VERBAL WARNING.
Harsh, I know. But know this, once you receive 10 verbal warnings, you will receive a written citation. Oh ho, but look out, once you receive 5 written citations you will receive a formal complaint. Look out, once you receive 3 formal complaints you will receive a request for reprimand. Better straighten up, because once you receive 6 requests for reprimand you will be facing a notice of escalation. Beware, only 3 notices of escalation call for a letter of grievance. Be wary, 2 letter of grievances call for a 15 minute timeout. Oh but the punishment isn't over. 3 15 minute timeouts call for a 1 day removal of your parking pass. Now if you have your parking pass removed 5 times, you will now lose dessert privilege at all corporate functions for a year. If your sweet tooth is denied twice, oh buddy that's when it gets to the final escalation, 35 lashings for PARKER.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
I swear it'll never happen again. D:
I'm just not used to having a job where they put me at a computer... with so much free time.
Forgot it was Chinese Wednesday. I should have brought headphones to work.
Next week.
You... forgot? The holiest, proudest, longest standing tradition you simply forgot?
INSOLENCE!
PARKER bring me the handbook of punishments!
*flips through the book*
Mmmhmmmm. Yes, yes I see. Ooh devious!
Sir Spath of Spathicus, first of his name. Your punishment for defying the will of the God King on the holiest of days, for breaking the sacred oath taken by all who enter The Royal Kingdom Of Ni And Its Benefactors Brought To You By Staples®, for insulting Chinese Wednesday without remorse, is....
A VERBAL WARNING.
Harsh, I know. But know this, once you receive 10 verbal warnings, you will receive a written citation. Oh ho, but look out, once you receive 5 written citations you will receive a formal complaint. Look out, once you receive 3 formal complaints you will receive a request for reprimand. Better straighten up, because once you receive 6 requests for reprimand you will be facing a notice of escalation. Beware, only 3 notices of escalation call for a letter of grievance. Be wary, 2 letter of grievances call for a 15 minute timeout. Oh but the punishment isn't over. 3 15 minute timeouts call for a 1 day removal of your parking pass. Now if you have your parking pass removed 5 times, you will now lose dessert privilege at all corporate functions for a year. If your sweet tooth is denied twice, oh buddy that's when it gets to the final escalation, 35 lashings for PARKER.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
I swear it'll never happen again. D:
I'm just not used to having a job where they put me at a computer... with so much free time.
Did Annabif make you read that fanfic I told her to make you read?
Forgot it was Chinese Wednesday. I should have brought headphones to work.
Next week.
You... forgot? The holiest, proudest, longest standing tradition you simply forgot?
INSOLENCE!
PARKER bring me the handbook of punishments!
*flips through the book*
Mmmhmmmm. Yes, yes I see. Ooh devious!
Sir Spath of Spathicus, first of his name. Your punishment for defying the will of the God King on the holiest of days, for breaking the sacred oath taken by all who enter The Royal Kingdom Of Ni And Its Benefactors Brought To You By Staples®, for insulting Chinese Wednesday without remorse, is....
A VERBAL WARNING.
Harsh, I know. But know this, once you receive 10 verbal warnings, you will receive a written citation. Oh ho, but look out, once you receive 5 written citations you will receive a formal complaint. Look out, once you receive 3 formal complaints you will receive a request for reprimand. Better straighten up, because once you receive 6 requests for reprimand you will be facing a notice of escalation. Beware, only 3 notices of escalation call for a letter of grievance. Be wary, 2 letter of grievances call for a 15 minute timeout. Oh but the punishment isn't over. 3 15 minute timeouts call for a 1 day removal of your parking pass. Now if you have your parking pass removed 5 times, you will now lose dessert privilege at all corporate functions for a year. If your sweet tooth is denied twice, oh buddy that's when it gets to the final escalation, 35 lashings for PARKER.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
I swear it'll never happen again. D:
I'm just not used to having a job where they put me at a computer... with so much free time.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
[h1]H1[/h1]
[h2]H2[/h2]
[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.