Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

I would invite you over for dinner given the chance!

/pouts in the corner

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................................I had a dream like that last night also.................

Except that my dream had it where I actually got married to my ex-fiance and we had a girl, she was just over 1 year old now.

I don't think they live in the safari park

He's a Texan, it's required by law to be social.

I love when stupid people openly and publicly admit to committing crimes.

Some lady complaining about tailgaters because she drives the posted speed limit during rush hours. She talks about how she has sometimes "applied the brakes several times, but they still wouldn't slow down".

First of all, rush hour, think about that a minute. It is generally accepted in most areas outside of towns to drive 5 MPH over the limit, up to 10 during rush hours. So you driving the posted limit is causing a hazardous situation in itself.

Secondly, brake-checking is super *** illegal. You can be charged with 2nd Degree Assault as it is considered intent to frighten. You are intentionally hitting your brakes in order to frighten the person behind you into believing they will get in an accident due to your action of braking.

Capital offence to not open our doors to friends and neighbors.

Death by poutine.

FREAKIN ANTS

We are used to getting a lot of the big dumb ants, but this year we are getting these little tiny *** ants that are crawling all over the kitties food dish >:(

I moved the dish and the ants went away for like 3 days, but then I put the dish back and within the day it was crawling again. Normally I would put poison right on top of them but I don't want the kitties to get sick.

FTFY

not sure if it works, havent tried it myself yet, but I struggle with ants every *** year.

http://homeguides.sfgate.com/rid-ants-poisons-84356.html
ima try step #5 soon.

Never had ant problems but I get those annoying tiny fruit flies or w/e in the summer if there's fruit or maybe some food left out due to laziness

They can multiply really fast lol

Some honey+vinegar with a drop of dish soap kills them all though

The nightmare of everyone who's ever studied genetics.

I wonder how many would fail the eye-contact and maintain a firm grip during a handshake, despite gender, test here.

No eye-contact makes us suspicious!

EDIT: Eye-contact during a toast also. OR ELSE!

This is the worst because you toast everyone at the table here

Really nervous about the FFXI ama..first time I post on reddit and I'm afraid my questions will be hijacked by idiots who reply with their opinions instead of waiting to learn the facts, derail them and get them ignored.
I have a couple of questions that are really important to me, I really hope I'll get my answers .-.

And I also hope they open on time because I can't stay up late..

What are you gonna ask?

that would be very awkward to do.

I mean, I need to look at my piece of toast when I butter it.

or crepy too, looking at people in the eyes as I nom that delicious piece of toast.

A couple of lore questions that would never get answered otherwise since we don't get any more story content.

The 14 side gets lore information all the time, I want some too. There is nothing to keep secret anymore for us.

Star Trek was better than I thought it was going to be, but I am honestly over the movie series. The actors are doing a fine job (except for Quinto, I didn't care for him in Beyond), but they will never, ever be better the original cast. Shatner will always be Kirk, Nimoy will always be Spock, etc. And with the Chekov actor dead and a tv series on the way in January, its time to let it rest. Of course, they announced a 4th movie last week, so whatever.

dont go spoiling it if you do see it.

>:(

on a side note, I Lol'd when I heard Marvel is killing off all Xmen, Mutants, and Fantastic 4 comic content and media, to put pressure on Fox to relinquish their licences. lol

Fantastic Four comic was cancelled earlier in the year, nobody noticed. Garbage team, garbage movies, garbage comic. There is no potential there. The only good thing that comic gave us was Dr. Doom.