My co worker saved a raccoon from a dumpster last night, it was amusing.
He was just finishing up and taking out some garbage when he heard something scraping at the inside. He lifted his phone over the edge (which has a light on it) and and took video to see what it was but all he could get was it's shining eyes. So he taped his phone to a plank and used that to get a better view revealing that it was a raccoon. Now if it had been a kitten or cat I'd have just climbed in dressed in our freezer coat and oven mitts, I've dealt with angry cats that want to eat my soul before, but I have no idea how to battle a raccoon other than not do so so no way am I going in to save it. So we took the plank and wrapped this half cardboard half paper stuff around it, tapped the crap out of it so it would stay on, then slashed it so it would be easily climbable. Co worker goes back out, begins edging it down into the dumpster at which time the raccoon decides to tell us we are annoying it by loosing a cry that promised a long painful death, my co worker quickly fled in response. The raccoon then climbed the cardboard post out of the dumpster and fled into the night away from the crazy humans.
I also walked past snails having an orgy on a banana peel.
My brother used to basically go get beef roasts and grill them as steaks, yet if he sees me eating, he always makes it a point to crack some joke about me, you know, doing something I HAVE to do to live. Then he doesn't understand why I'm an *** to him. Can one person really be that stupid?
Oh and if he starts bullying me, and I snap at him, he acts like his feelings are hurt and I have to apologize for HIM bullying me. This is what I've been taught my entire life, that I'm beneath him, that I'm second rate, and should apologize for him having to stop bullying me, because those are precious moments of douchebaggery he'll never get back.
I really need to move out. I could improve my health if I did.
Trade me Aly! Yesterday when I got off work it was 95 F, and when it was nearly 8pm it was still 91 F. I melted. The forecasted high for the next 5 days is all above 90. It's only early June! It's not supposed to make me melt until mid-July and August! Fire season is going to be brutal this year.
Anyways, speaking of me whining over normal summer weather that I see every summer and then every summer act like it's some kind of horrible new evil, does anyone have any good ideas for cold breakfast food?
I have cereal (which doesn't really fill me up, it just doesn't stick to my ribs!) or yogurt (which exasperates my husband because I only eat the blueberry flavor and he has to eat all the rest and he doesn't get any blueberry,) breakfast burritos (too darned hot,) oatmeal (too darned hot) or fruit from the refrigerator (which also doesn't fill me up for long, I'll be hungry again in 30-45 minutes.)
Any ideas? Has anyone yet invented a fudgecicle-like frozen blob of delicious on a stick that has sliced up berries and fruits, frozen in yogurt? That's kinda what I'm doing, eating yogurt and fruits, because if I have enough things that don't fill me up, surely all together they will fill me up. Right?
My brother used to basically go get beef roasts and grill them as steaks, yet if he sees me eating, he always makes it a point to crack some joke about me, you know, doing something I HAVE to do to live. Then he doesn't understand why I'm an *** to him. Can one person really be that stupid?
Oh and if he starts bullying me, and I snap at him, he acts like his feelings are hurt and I have to apologize for HIM bullying me. This is what I've been taught my entire life, that I'm beneath him, that I'm second rate, and should apologize for him having to stop bullying me, because those are precious moments of douchebaggery he'll never get back.
I really need to move out. I could improve my health if I did.
:-( My brother is perfectly angelic and I still could never live with him. I hope you can get your own place soon!
Trade me Aly! Yesterday when I got off work it was 95 F, and when it was nearly 8pm it was still 91 F. I melted. The forecasted high for the next 5 days is all above 90. It's only early June! It's not supposed to make me melt until mid-July and August! Fire season is going to be brutal this year.
Anyways, speaking of me whining over normal summer weather that I see every summer and then every summer act like it's some kind of horrible new evil, does anyone have any good ideas for cold breakfast food?
I have cereal (which doesn't really fill me up, it just doesn't stick to my ribs!) or yogurt (which exasperates my husband because I only eat the blueberry flavor and he has to eat all the rest and he doesn't get any blueberry,) breakfast burritos (too darned hot,) oatmeal (too darned hot) or fruit from the refrigerator (which also doesn't fill me up for long, I'll be hungry again in 30-45 minutes.)
Any ideas? Has anyone yet invented a fudgecicle-like frozen blob of delicious on a stick that has sliced up berries and fruits, frozen in yogurt? That's kinda what I'm doing, eating yogurt and fruits, because if I have enough things that don't fill me up, surely all together they will fill me up. Right?
I dunno about cold, but rice with a bit of sugar and butter is good.
My brother used to basically go get beef roasts and grill them as steaks, yet if he sees me eating, he always makes it a point to crack some joke about me, you know, doing something I HAVE to do to live. Then he doesn't understand why I'm an *** to him. Can one person really be that stupid?
Oh and if he starts bullying me, and I snap at him, he acts like his feelings are hurt and I have to apologize for HIM bullying me. This is what I've been taught my entire life, that I'm beneath him, that I'm second rate, and should apologize for him having to stop bullying me, because those are precious moments of douchebaggery he'll never get back.
I really need to move out. I could improve my health if I did.
:-( My brother is perfectly angelic and I still could never live with him. I hope you can get your own place soon!
My brother finally moved out 3 years ago, when he was just 36 years old, but he still comes and wakes everyone up with his ignoramt yelling because he can't just talk.
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.