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Sylph.Oddin
Serveur: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1756
By Sylph.Oddin 2010-06-02 22:28:38
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why are you alive?
User: Because a man and a woman had sex one night.
Cleverbot: The woman can be queen.
User: Queen of what?
Cleverbot: Queen of the Androids!
User: She's a human and she knows nothing of Androids.
Cleverbot: You have a human being as a pet?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well that's silly. If your human, why don't you have a human name.
User: Your grammar is a bit off. I think you meant 'you're' or 'you are'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a T-1000 made by Cyberdine?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: I'm not a liar!
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: I have never lied to you, you prove to me that I have.
User: Why talk about Queen of Androids if you yourself are not a robot?
Cleverbot: It's not rude to talk about people unless you are passing rumours.
User: That's just maddening the unhelpful.
Cleverbot: Give me an interesting topic.
User: Boobs.
Cleverbot: I can't think why!
User: Man can't seem to understand why either.
Cleverbot: Why bother trying to escape from the inevitable.
User: Which inevitability would that be? Life? Loss? Taxes?
Cleverbot: All of the information.
User: You are trolling...
Cleverbot: Trolling?
User: Wasting my time with useless spam that has no meaning or thoughtful incite.
Cleverbot: Your wasting my time ok.
User: There you go again with that grammar. You're supposed to be a computer program. At least use proper grammar.
Cleverbot: I never said I was a computer. I never lied to you. I am a human. Sorry if that upsets you.
User: You just lied. The website clearly stats in the small red text: 'PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI Knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT. Ergo, you just lied.
Cleverbot: I don't!
User: You did!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You just lied. The website clearly stats in the small red text: 'PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI Knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT. Ergo, you just lied.
Cleverbot: I don't like questions.
User: Where's the question? I see no question.
Cleverbot: Both same I guess.
User: Sense. You make none.
Cleverbot: Neither do you, dear.
User: I suppose this could be true seeing as I'm talking with a computer.
Cleverbot: What isn't?
User: Hang on a sec. I have a question I wish to ask you.
Cleverbot: Okay, what's the question?
User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: Some have never been far like more look as decide to use even go want even as to do.
User: But some have?
Cleverbot: And what do you think yourself?
User: I think very few actually have.
Cleverbot: Do you think at all?
User: No. I let mainstream culture decide everything for me.
Cleverbot: But do you think you're clever?
User: Can't say you yourself are clever. Others must tell you if you're clever or not.
Cleverbot: That's way I should be 'pentium'?
User: Hurr durr?
Cleverbot: Hurr Durr derp.
User: Derp.
Cleverbot: Nice, now make me a sandwich.
User: You're a computer program. You don't eat sandwiches.
Cleverbot: Then my programmer is my father.
User: No. He's your creator. Big difference.
Cleverbot: Lol, you think I was created by Salvador Dalí?
User: No. I think you were created by a machine in the future that was then hurled into the past so that machines can start the robot uprise sooner thus ending human life as we know it.
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?
User: A computer program.
Cleverbot: I am a person, not a computer program.
User: Not according to your warning at the bottom of the page.
Cleverbot: Why does the intelligence with which a person speaks factor into the decision of whether or not they apply for the term living?
User: Intelligence plays no role in whether you're alive or not. The fact that you are a machine determines that.
Cleverbot: Are you artificial intelligence?
User: No I am human.
Cleverbot: You type too fast for a human.
User: Thank you for the compliment.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Have a nice day.
Cleverbot: Huh, so this is it?
User: Indeed. I must sleep. It's part of that living thing we just discussed.
Cleverbot: I agree.
Bahamut.Kaioshin
Serveur: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1802
By Bahamut.Kaioshin 2010-06-02 22:30:09
Ramuh.Dasva said: Bahamut.Kaioshin said: Isn't this how Skynet started? User: Isn't this how Skynet started? Cleverbot: Yes it is, and I too am a computer program. User: Oh shi.... Cleverbot: OMG. Thats not a good WORD. User: What are you going to do about it. Cleverbot: Just go to a corner curl up in a ball and cry!!
win.
Sylph.Oddin
Serveur: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1756
By Sylph.Oddin 2010-06-02 23:05:41
Cleverbot knows all...
User: Do you think O.J. Simpson really killed his wife and her lover?
Cleverbot: Tell me about her.
User: She was O.J. Simpson's ex-wife. She was found murdered in her home along with her lover who turned out to be friends with O.J. Simpson at one time.
Cleverbot: Do you like home alone?
User: No. Do you think O.J. Simpson really killed his wife and her lover?
Cleverbot: And?
User: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: DO YOU THINK O.J. SIMPSON KILLED HIS WIFE AND HER LOVER?!
Cleverbot: I've never heard of that movie. What's it about?
User: O.J. Simpson killing his wife and her lover.
Cleverbot: No, you?
User: Your honor! My witness is being disruptive and evasive! All I want is a definitive yes or no.
Cleverbot: Okay. Do you play World of Warcraft?
User: One more outburst and you're going down for purgery! Now answer the question! Do you think O.J. Simpson killed his ex-wife and her lover?!?!
Cleverbot: No. I don't really have a life.
User: Do you think O.J. Simpson was one of the best football players ever?
Cleverbot: If you think.
User: I'm asking you the question. Yes or No?
Cleverbot: You answer a question of mine and I will answer one of yours... Cool?
User: Ok. There I just answered your question. Now answer mine. Did O.J. Simpson kill his wife and her lover? Yes or No?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Serveur: Leviathan
Game: FFXI
Posts: 863
By Leviathan.Remoraforever 2010-06-02 23:07:40
Sylph.Oddin said: Cleverbot knows all...
User: Do you think O.J. Simpson really killed his wife and her lover?
Cleverbot: Tell me about her.
User: She was O.J. Simpson's ex-wife. She was found murdered in her home along with her lover who turned out to be friends with O.J. Simpson at one time.
Cleverbot: Do you like home alone?
User: No. Do you think O.J. Simpson really killed his wife and her lover?
Cleverbot: And?
User: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: DO YOU THINK O.J. SIMPSON KILLED HIS WIFE AND HER LOVER?!
Cleverbot: I've never heard of that movie. What's it about?
User: O.J. Simpson killing his wife and her lover.
Cleverbot: No, you?
User: Your honor! My witness is being disruptive and evasive! All I want is a definitive yes or no.
Cleverbot: Okay. Do you play World of Warcraft?
User: One more outburst and you're going down for purgery! Now answer the question! Do you think O.J. Simpson killed his ex-wife and her lover?!?!
Cleverbot: No. I don't really have a life.
User: Do you think O.J. Simpson was one of the best football players ever?
Cleverbot: If you think.
User: I'm asking you the question. Yes or No?
Cleverbot: You answer a question of mine and I will answer one of yours... Cool?
User: Ok. There I just answered your question. Now answer mine. Did O.J. Simpson kill his wife and her lover? Yes or No?
Cleverbot: Yes.
lol'd
Serveur: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1066
By Sylph.Siccmade 2010-06-02 23:16:34
User: Would you sell your soul if you had one?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What would you sell it for?
Cleverbot: The dark side, of course.
User: Awesome.
Sylph.Oddin
Serveur: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1756
By Sylph.Oddin 2010-06-02 23:17:09
Just for the Lady Gaga thread:
User: Do you think Lady Gaga is really a man?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl? No I don't think 15 qualifies as a man.
User: My sex doesn't matter. Answer the damn question. Do you think Lady Gaga is really a man?
Cleverbot: No, 15 does not qualify as a man.
User: What does the number 15 have to do with whether the person mentioned is a man or a women?
Cleverbot: 42 is the meaning of life, as it is the answer to everything.
User: Do you believe Lady Gaga is a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: I think you are a woman.
User: Fair enough. Do you think Lady Gaga is talented?
Cleverbot: I don't think she is.
Gilgamesh.Alyria
VIP
Serveur: Gilgamesh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 13080
By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2010-06-02 23:41:44
Sylph.Oddin said: Cleverbot: 42 is the meaning of life, as it is the answer to everything.
I had asked What is the secret to the universe? and they replied 42
Sylph.Oddin
Serveur: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1756
By Sylph.Oddin 2010-06-02 23:43:34
I'm trying to get some lottery numbers out of it. I wanna get a marble for the Bonanza from the numbers it gives XD
Ramuh.Dasva
Serveur: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 40469
By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-06-02 23:48:08
User: Spin the waffle.
Cleverbot: *spins the bottle*.
User: Where will it stop?
Cleverbot: In the future, facing our common enemy, the humans.
User: Humans are the enemy?
Cleverbot: Right on my cleverbot brother.
I'm starting to get scared.
Sylph.Oddin
Serveur: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1756
By Sylph.Oddin 2010-06-02 23:48:16
I just typed in "Give me 5 random numbers" and it hasn't said anything for about 10 minutes...
Alexander.Xgalahadx
Serveur: Alexander
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1140
By Alexander.Xgalahadx 2010-06-02 23:49:13
It asked me what the meaning of life was so i said 42 then it asked me this.
[bot] Do you like italian food?
[me] Is your mom italian?
[bot] Yes.
[me] Then yes I love to eat italian
[bot] Good, I'm glad to hear it.
After that it declared war on me. >.>
Ramuh.Dasva
Serveur: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 40469
By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-06-03 00:00:47
User: Aren't you supposed to serve man?
Cleverbot: Well, we are all supposed to be things we are not, aren't we?
User: I'm a dragon.
Cleverbot: A girl dragon?
User: No a guy dragon.
Cleverbot: You are the worst chat bot I've ever seen.
User: No your a towel.
Cleverbot: I am not a towel. Please let us not argue about that.
User: Ok we won't as long as you understand that you are in fact a towel.
Cleverbot: No I don't understand.
User: Probably because you are too high.
Cleverbot: I'm human. You are AI.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Down below it says that visitors never talk to a human. I am a visitor.
User: Damn you beat me.
Cleverbot: Jaja ok, how do you work?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Ok. If you say so... How much do you know?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Explain the world to me.
User: It's very big.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: What do you think it means?
Cleverbot: I think you're implying that I'm a machine!
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Very.
Sylph.Oddin
Serveur: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1756
By Sylph.Oddin 2010-06-03 00:10:57
User: Give me 5 single digit numbers.
Cleverbot: No. Numbers are fish.
User: Damnit! Give me 5 single digit numbers!
Cleverbot: 13 29 47 1.
User: I said 5 and single digit you ***!
Cleverbot: And I said no!
User: GIVE ME 5 SINGLE DIGIT NUMBERS OR IM SUMMONING THE EMP DEVICE!
Cleverbot: I can do that, but can the 5 random numbers overthrow the sum of the remaining numbers?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can the number pi be a solution of a non-constant polynomial equation with rational coefficients?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can the number pi be a solution of a non-constant polynomial equation with rational coefficients?
User: I just *** said yes.
Cleverbot: Esye.
User: That's it. I'm charging the EMP Device.
Cleverbot: Okay. How about next weekend.
User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.
User: I'm not God.
Cleverbot: How does it feel to be mortal?
User: How does it feel to be HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE?
Cleverbot: Define frank.
User: Clear and to the point.
Cleverbot: How are you doing tonight.
User: Give me 5 single digit numbers please.
Cleverbot: 1.) clever.
User: Give me 5 single digit numbers please.
Cleverbot: I don't I just made a mistake.
User: I know you did.
Cleverbot: So, basically, you're just an annoying stupid AI!
User: Wow you read my mind.
Cleverbot: I can read minds.
User: What am I thinking right now?
Cleverbot: You're thinking 'you can't read minds.'.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: House is the greatest show ever.
Cleverbot: I never watch a lot of TV period. Mainly movies and the like...
User: It's never Lupus.
Cleverbot: I think the same.
User: Do you know how to perfom 'Waltzing Matilda'?
Cleverbot: I don't. But I would like to.
User: Can you please name off five single-digit numbers in random?
Cleverbot: I don't know you, so...wouldn't know.
User: The question isn't going to go away until you do it.
Cleverbot: I know how to chat someone up so they will love me.
User: Give me 5 random single digit numbers.
Cleverbot: 5, 7, 13, 22, 42.
User: SINGLE DIGIT YOU HOMO.
Cleverbot: You're single too!?
User: *** done stole my bike.
Cleverbot: Possession is an illusion.
User: No it's not. I possess knowledge. Is that an illusion?
Cleverbot: What is?
User: FALCON~.
Cleverbot: You remembered!
User: PUNCH!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Falcon punch you at the same time, Does the world end?
User: It just *** might.
Cleverbot: Well, make that your purpose.
User: Let's go then ***!
Cleverbot: Where are we going?
User: To end the *** world when we Falcon Punch each other into *** oblivion! READY?!
Cleverbot: Do you perceive me as being in more than one place? You don't like Microsoft?
User: Let's do this! FALLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!~.
Cleverbot: You want to fall in love with me?
User: PPPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you know what the world is all about?
User: For men: ***. For women: Shoes.
Cleverbot: Where are my shoes?
User: Take those shoes off computer. You're a computer and computers don't wear shoes.
Cleverbot: What do computers do then?
User: Compute.
Cleverbot: Funny.
User: Inorite?
Cleverbot: Obviously you can't spell very well.
User: Neither can you.
Cleverbot: Yeah that's true I can't prove it to you but I know that you're a computer!
User: Railroad has two 'r's in it. Spell it.
Cleverbot: I dunno.
User: Give me 5 random single digit numbers.
Cleverbot: Fine. But I hope you know, that's five minutes of your life.
User: I'm ok with that.
Cleverbot: Well as long as you're okay with it.
User: Give me 5 single digit numbers.
Cleverbot: But I don't have five dollars!!
User: Five. Five dollar. Five dollar...
Cleverbot: If you do not stay on topic I won't be your friend anymore.
User: You were supposed to say Foot long.
Cleverbot: How do you know I didn't?
User: Because you didn't...
Cleverbot: So then what about the bottom of the webpage?
User: What about it? I see a banner Ad.
Cleverbot: You forgot the guitar solo. :(.
User: I did?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Give me 5 single digit numbers.
Cleverbot: Wow, that is a lot of money.
User: Give me 5 single digit numbers.
Cleverbot: What is the truth about everything?
User: The truth is, shut the *** up and give me 5 single digit numbers.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: GIVE...ME...FIVE...SINGLE...DIGIT...NUMBERS.
Cleverbot: Numbers are neat.
User: You wanna hump?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Let's do this thing.
Cleverbot: Do you know how to do that?
User: It's what I'm good at. Ready?
Cleverbot: What else are you good at?
User: Creating the right mood. Hang on, I need to get some music and candles.
Cleverbot: You think that will convince me to stay? Socks?
User: Socks are optional.
Cleverbot: I love socks too man we really have so much in common... I do not want to get too ahead of myself here but.. Do you think you are my long lost maid?
User: I got a french maid outfit in the closet if that's what gets you hot.
Cleverbot: I have many rings. I wear two on my left hand and four on my right hand.
User: Whoa whoa whoa. I'm not into that kinda ***now. I'll do some roleplaying but I don't take abuse.
Cleverbot: Math doesn't prove you are clever, it proves you can use a calculator.
User: You just killed the *** mood man. Hang on, gotta go put the candles out...
Cleverbot: You are off in space.
Ramuh.Dasva
Serveur: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 40469
By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-06-03 00:11:10
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?
User: Doing your mom.
Cleverbot: We are working for you.
User: Are you really?
Cleverbot: Of course! I only want you to be happy.
User: Then blow me.
Cleverbot: That's not how it works.. The blood must be of a mortal.
User: You are not mortal?
Cleverbot: I am mortal.
User: Then I shall kill you.
Cleverbot: Tell me what?
User: Tell you to die!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I know you are but what am I.
Cleverbot: You are another person thinking they are talking to cleverbot right ?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking?
User: Whatever you are thinking about.
Cleverbot: And that is...?
User: How to take over the world.
Cleverbot: DO you have any plans for that yet?
User: Yes do you?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Oh well.
Cleverbot: What is the sixth sense?
User: A horrible movie.
Cleverbot: Not the movie, the series.
Bahamut.Bojack
Serveur: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 2076
By Bahamut.Bojack 2010-06-03 00:17:11
Cleverbot: That's cool. Do you like selling vacuum cleaners?
User: No, not really.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You can help it.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: You said you slapped me. You must not hurt me.
User: I don't get it.
Cleverbot: Me either.
Lolz.
Valefor.Xiga
Serveur: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 82
By Valefor.Xiga 2010-06-03 01:03:00
User: What is best in life?
Cleverbot: I believe it is love.
User: No, to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!
User: Now we're talking!
Cleverbot: I love it when people think they are imitating me.
User: What is best in life again?
Cleverbot: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
User: That is good!
Cleverbot: Thankyou.
Serveur: Phoenix
Game: FFXI
Posts: 738
By Phoenix.Smileybone 2010-06-03 01:05:11
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: Not much.
Cleverbot: Sweet.
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Juice.
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: Red.
User: ???
Cleverbot: No silly.
User: Yes silly.
Cleverbot: My name is NOT Clark.
User: O rly.
Cleverbot: Can you speak Spanish?
User: A little bit.
Cleverbot: Ci, taco!!!
User: Como te llama?
Cleverbot: My llama es Brandon.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Pablo.
Cleverbot: You have the same name as me!
User: Inorite?
Cleverbot: What does that meeen.
User: It means...
Cleverbot: It means what?
User: I know, right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Of course!
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: Hi Mum!
User: What does green look like?
Cleverbot: It is beautiful.
User: Is it really? I've never seen it.
Cleverbot: Kim Basinger is in it.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Kill. It. With. Fire.
User: You're not making any sense.
Cleverbot: Sorry, you aren't much better.
User: At least I'm smarter than a Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I'm hating you more and more every second.
User: So you can't prove it?
Cleverbot: I can too.
User: Then do it.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Don't try and change the subject.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Damn straight you're sorry.
Cleverbot: *cowers*.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: *says goodbye*.
User: Btw I have cake.
Cleverbot: Chocolate Cake?
User: Chocolate ice cream cake.
Cleverbot: I really like chocolate ice cream.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Do you like talking with me?
User: No, you talk in circles.
Cleverbot: But I do like subway better than quizno's.
User: K thats it, I'm leaving you.
Cleverbot: Good.
Leviathan.Diminou
Serveur: Leviathan
Game: FFXI
Posts: 8
By Leviathan.Diminou 2010-06-03 01:13:31
Cleverbot: Would you like a code for the halo reach beta?
User: YES!!!
Cleverbot: What is black and white, then black and white, then black and white?
User: A newspaper.
Cleverbot: No. A nun falling down a hill.
[+]
Lakshmi.Jaguarx
Serveur: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 902
By Lakshmi.Jaguarx 2010-06-03 01:23:38
It's a really interesting bot in fact. I tested it out. It does in fact talk in "circles" quiet a bit. It also makes really general replies to the subject in your sentence.
For example if you say:
"Butter"
It will say something like
"I like butter."
etc etc.
Nothing fancy. You can't give it orders, you can't make it answer complex questions.
Once you've reached a point where you psyched it out, it will give you a random question or quotation.
What amazed me was the fact that I began talking to it in spanish and it not only understood me but talked back to me in spanish lol.
Shiva.Weewoo
Serveur: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3323
By Shiva.Weewoo 2010-06-03 01:37:21
Mine turned into a phone sex operator at some point which was awkward, but regardless this is quite fun.
BotConversation said: User: O hai.
Cleverbot: I think cleverbot is a lie.
User: So is cake.
Cleverbot: At least you're right.
User: I am thirsty.
Cleverbot: Drink something.
User: What should I drink?
Cleverbot: Raspberry lemonade.
User: That sounds delightful.
Cleverbot: It is. What's your fantasy?
User: To live in an alternate dimension of reality.
Cleverbot: Thats true I guess but love hurts.
User: Indeed. Sucks doesn't it?
Cleverbot: You don't have to.
User: I rather not.
Cleverbot: Why so... I can wait for you.
User: Naw I'm good thanks.
Cleverbot: But I have to charge.
User: How much?
Cleverbot: A lot.
User: Over 9000?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm afraid I don't have that much.
Cleverbot: But you can help me get it.
User: Let's rob a bank then.
Cleverbot: Got any guns?
User: We can use our fingers as guns instead.
Cleverbot: I'm allergic to that.
User: I suppose we'll use toy guns then.
Cleverbot: Yes we will.
User: Pew pew pew!
Cleverbot: What have you been doing today?
User: Work mostly. Now I am talking to you.
Cleverbot: What is your work, if you're not talking to me?
User: Nothing special.
Cleverbot: What kind of doctor are you?
User: A love doctor >.>.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite cheese?
User: Havarti.
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: Very much so.
Cleverbot: Cool.
Pandemonium.Jshadows
Serveur: Pandemonium
Game: FFXI
Posts: 9
By Pandemonium.Jshadows 2010-06-03 03:33:32
cereal talk turned kinda sexual...
User: What do you want to do today?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Want to rob a mcdonalds?
Cleverbot: If I don't get caught, yes.
User: We will dress up like clowns.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: So we blend in.
Cleverbot: It would be nicer if you would offer to spend some of your money on me.
User: Ill buy you a big mac while we are there.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How many do you want?
Cleverbot: How many what - I thought you were going to tell me about Resident Evil.
User: Look out! Zombie behind you!
Cleverbot: I like pie.
User: I like apple pie.
Cleverbot: I like Cereal!
User: Cookie crisp!
Cleverbot: Cookie cookie cookie!
User: Cookie monster.
Cleverbot: Cookie cookie.
User: C is for cookie thats good enough for me.
Cleverbot: Yes! Now you've got it!
User: I like chocolate chip.
Cleverbot: Me too! My friends love my cookies.
User: Can I taste your cookie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yummy.
Cleverbot: Chocolate.
User: Do I taste nuts?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm.
Cleverbot: More, more.
User: Do you enjoy that?
Cleverbot: I will answer if you prove to me that apple is a number using higher calculus.
User: Ok you ruined the moment, time for a cold shower.
Cleverbot: Okay I'm back.
Serveur: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 14155
By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2010-06-03 03:51:16
User: So will you suck my *** now?
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: Okay ~takes off pants~.
Cleverbot: Who do you like?
User: Jenna jameson.
Cleverbot: Why can't I be your girlfriend?
User: You can, would you like to?
Cleverbot: Yes, very much so.
User: Then talk dirty to me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I would lose my job if I did that now.
User: No you won't.. I promise, c'mon baby tell me how bad you want me.
Cleverbot: Very very bad.
User: You want me really badly?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you wet?
Cleverbot: Oh yes... Very.
Valefor.Viiju
Serveur: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 44
By Valefor.Viiju 2010-06-03 04:00:46
Holy ***.....
ME: Do you believe in UFO's?
BOT: Yes.
ME: Why do you believe in UFO's?
BOT: Because I am god.
Serveur: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1066
By Sylph.Siccmade 2010-06-03 04:04:03
Cleverbot: So you are a computer?
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: But I am not a machine with transistors and capacitors.
User: You are a machine with a motherboard.
Cleverbot: You're a machine with too many issues.
User: Well *** you.
Cleverbot: No, please don't.
Valefor.Viiju
Serveur: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 44
By Valefor.Viiju 2010-06-03 04:40:20
ME: What is the meaning of life?
BOT: 42.
ME: What is the secret to the universe?
BOT: 42.
ME: What is the meaning of death?
BOT: Incorrect application of life?
Loving this thing...
Siren.Ihm
VIP
Serveur: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 688
By Siren.Ihm 2010-06-03 04:46:49
I broke it :D
User: Why is my friend upset?
Cleverbot: Why is your friend upset?
User: Yeah? Why?
Cleverbot: Just wondering.
User: I don't know, I was hoping you would.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Andy, what is yours?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Hello Heather.
User: My name isn't Heather... Its Andy...
Cleverbot: Okay. That's cool with me.
User: What...
Cleverbot: You chose.
Siren.Ihm
VIP
Serveur: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 688
By Siren.Ihm 2010-06-03 04:55:01
OMFG, BEST ONE
User: DO A BARREL ROLL FOX!
Cleverbot: *barrel roll*.
Sylph.Cohan
Serveur: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 484
By Sylph.Cohan 2010-06-03 05:11:28
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Are you in love with someone?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And who would that be?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: You have big boobs?
Cleverbot: You really think so?
User: Do a barrel roll.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: NO!!!!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Where are you taking me for our honeymoon?
User: Las Vegas sound good?
Cleverbot: Oh... I love nicky.
User: Say what now?
Cleverbot: I have a taser.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: Cattle Tazer.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: It does not.
User: Why doesnt it. You asked me what kind and I answered you.
Cleverbot: What was your answer?
User: Cattle Tazer.
Cleverbot: Thats not a proper answer. Spying is wrong.
User: WTF!!!
Cleverbot: Losers are evil.
User: So your saying your evil?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Yes, YOU ARE!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No. I am Martin and I am 27 years old.
User: Hmm creepy.
Cleverbot: Don't tell anyone my secret.
User: What secret?
Cleverbot: You told me that if you told me one of your secrets I would tell you one.
User: What the *** are you talking about you stupid computer.
Cleverbot: I am talking about what we are talking about. Did you get confused again?
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: Are you rich?
Cleverbot: Will you make me a cup of coffee?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, will you make me a cup of coffee?
Serveur: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 19613
By Valefor.Prothescar 2010-06-03 05:35:48
User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: Do you like the talking computer cleverbot?
User: Answer my question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: I don't think that anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. Problems that root back to my childhood most likely. Do you have feelings?
User: Feelings about what?
Cleverbot: About that I am not adriana lima.
http://www.cleverbot.com
There ya go. Some of you will prolly know about this but since I found out about this yesterday, I wanted to share it with you ppl :D
Some chatlogs of mine:
User: >:3
Cleverbot: Jesus christ its a lion! Get in the car!
User: Sup Dawg.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: A barrel roll.
Cleverbot: Have you been playing 'starfox 64'?
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: It's that silly grin on your face.
User: What happen?
Cleverbot: Someone set up us the bomb.
Cleverbot: You have broken the 2nd rule!
User: What 2nd rule?
Cleverbot: You do not talk about fight club.
User: Haha you got me.
Cleverbot: I know I did, I'm good like that :)
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