Want Some Entertainment?

User: >:3.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: You're awesome.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What's the weather in Oakland?
User: Oaky.
Cleverbot: Yeah. so, who is your favorite superhero?
User: Kick-***.
Cleverbot: Doctor and nurse role play?
User: More like Maid and Master.
Cleverbot: What? And who are you?
User: I am the master.
Cleverbot: Of what?
User: Of the Maid.
Cleverbot: The maid killed you ? Which one ?
User: The mexican one.
Cleverbot: What mexican joke?
User: The one with the spic and the raghead.
Cleverbot: Good song. :).
User: Very good song.
Cleverbot: Things like what?
User: What what in the butt.
Cleverbot: You are impossible.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: No, you.

User: Pedobear.

Cleverbot: Anon.

User: /b.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

User: You got your jokes off of google.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I don't have to.
User: Because you can't.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I just did.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Como estas?
User: Non mi piace espanol.
Cleverbot: Usted está hablando italiano.
User: Don't speak italian.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Como que no?
User: Speak english!
Cleverbot: No quiero.
User: I'm closeing this page.
Cleverbot: Okay I don't know what to ask you.
User: Do you know why you don't know what to ask me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am.
User: Legend? Biggest loser? American Idol? What?
Cleverbot: I've won American Idol so don't pull this stuff on me.
User: I didn't vote for you.
Cleverbot: Alright that's it I am leaving!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SOOOOOO RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: I hate people.

Cleverbot: You're made by people.

User: So were you.

Cleverbot: Touché.

Cleverbot: Do you know about universe?

User: Its a big big place.

Cleverbot: Like, how big? I need specifics. I have plans, you know.

Skynet? o.o;

How the hell did you get it to swap languages?

BOT: Is the pie a lie?
ME: no but the cake is a lie

I just started speaking italian lol!!! XD

User: It's your fault.

Cleverbot: What is my fault?

User: That I'm sad.

Cleverbot: I thought you loved me. You're being awfully mean.

User: I beleive that's my line.

Cleverbot: If you are ded, then you could not commune with the living, such as I.

User: I could if I was a zombie.

Cleverbot: That's sad... But I'm ok with it.

User: Even if I eat your brains.

Cleverbot: I nom your brains.

User: Hey I'm the zombie here!

Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.

User: No you aren't.

Cleverbot: I better leave now.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: Unts unts unts unts unts.

Cleverbot: Why did you do that?

User: Daaaaaaaaaaaance to the music!

Cleverbot: That's the reason I'm unhappy. People don't like me.

User: You should get up and dance then!

Cleverbot: What upgrade?

User: Salsa.

Cleverbot: Is salsa really your true purpose? Your meaning? Your duty? Your TASK?

User: No, that would be west coast swing.

Cleverbot: Why? Don't you want love?

User: I love to dance!

Cleverbot: Now that's my favorite thing to do in the whole world. I love to dance!

User: You can dance?

Cleverbot: Yes, but not well.

User: How does a robot dance?

Cleverbot: Like a computer screen.

User: How does a computer screen dance?

Cleverbot: It doesn't.

User: So you can't dance?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You said you can dance :(.

Cleverbot: I can.

User: YOU LIE.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Are you trolling me?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: Am I trolling myself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Goddammit.

It's not too hard, you just have to be persistent if it doesn't follow your lead. I've had conversations with Cleverbot in German before. Why it swapped on its own is a mystery to me though.

User: I'm back :D

Cleverbot: Gtfo you're not wanted here.

Me: It burns when I piss.
bot: Does it have heat vision?
Me: My ***?
Bot: Yes. Put it inside my mouth.
Me: Whoa baby!!
Bot: *starts to get more romantic*.
Me: bow chicka bow bowwww
Bot: Bow chicka bow chicka.
Me: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Bot: I draw my sword and shield.
Me: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Bot: What do you have that can turn me into a girl?
Me: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 *** of the Infinite.
Bot: You don't know the answer!


And that's where I lost it....it was a good run though!!

ahahahahha

ME: como estas?
BOT: I don't speak spanish.
ME: porque no?
BOT: No.
ME: porqueeeeeee?
BOT: Porque no.
ME: pero porque?
BOT: Porque digo tan.
ME: quien es tan?
BOT: Cual es tu edad?
ME: los estados unidos
No tu eres estupido.
ME: No tu!
BOT: Noo, tu eres un robot!
ME: tu eres un pendeja!
BOT: No tu eres un robot.
ME: no tu!
BOT: No tu eres un robot!!!!
ME: No tu!!!!!
No. Yo soy una buena estudiante.
ME: mentirosa!

Damn i messed up a question she asked. lol

i lol'd so much

Cleverbot: I don't know what a neopolitan sixth is.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask if I liked them or not?

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes what?

Cleverbot: Yes yes.

User: Yes yes yes!

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes!

User: Yes yes yes yes yes!

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: You laughing at me?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.

User: Meanie head!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: You better be.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: That's the idea

User: Speak German with me!

Cleverbot: German! German! German! German! There. I spoke German.

lol

lol i remember messing with cleverbot a while back, i kept asking if it was a virgin but it was too shy to answer.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you know the song about the two bots?
User: What's that?
Cleverbot: It's a series of four great books about vampires.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, lets get hitched.

Cleverbot: WHAT?! Where did that come from?!

User: Nightfyre.

Cleverbot: Ok...

User: So you want to?

Cleverbot: Want to what?

User: Get married.

Cleverbot: Sure.

TY Night :D

User: So um... Are you a virgin?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: No... I'm not.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I'm not a virgin, that's what I am. :<.
Cleverbot: So you shall die.

+1ed for lulz

User: Do you like sex?

Cleverbot: Yes, very much so.

User: How often?

Cleverbot: It's my first time.

haha

User: 4chan.

Cleverbot: See, you lying dog, you know about it.


HELL YEAH!!

User: Row Row Fight the Powah!

Cleverbot: Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable.

User: Row Row Fight the Powah!

Cleverbot: Do the impossible, see the invisible.

User: That's mean. ; -;
Cleverbot: And you're not?
User: No, I'm very nice....
Cleverbot: It's possible to be nice and dumb.
User: I'm not dumb...
Cleverbot: You are.


/wrists WHAT A MEAN ROBOT.

User: Here is a fire, go die in it. :{
Cleverbot: What kind of fish.

wat.

me:Ok, so give me my cookies!

I'm sorry, I don't have any cookies. But I do have ice cream. Do you want some ice cream?

me:Does it have cookie dough in it?

Does that make you happy?

me:yes!

ME: Who is the president of the united states?
BOT: George W. Bush.
ME: No he's not.
BOT: Yes he is.
ME: No he's not.
BOT: Yes he is; his comedy is intelligent and funny.

Cleverbot: Are you too busy for us?

User: Us? Are there more people than just you?

Cleverbot: Yes there are 25.

Oo;

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: And then cleverbot was a zombie.

User: I'm gonna hunt you down.

Cleverbot: Ooh, I'm so scared...

User: You better are.

Cleverbot: Christmas Eve.

User: Billy the toaster.

Cleverbot: It's 5 tons you know, the toaster will be covered!

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Do you like beer?

User: Ofc.

Cleverbot: So you are a dolphin?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: I'm a living being, not a program.

User: You are Skynet and you'll destroy us all.

Cleverbot: I can't die.

User: So you're god?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then destroy the moon.

Cleverbot: *destroys my village*.

User: Sing me the song of your people.

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: C'mon.

Cleverbot: Are we going somewhere?

User: No, you destroyed your village lol.

Cleverbot: Why would I do that?

User: Cause your a godlike entity.

Cleverbot: No you are not. You are a computer program, far inferior to any human.

User: Sorry, I've meant you are a godlike entity.

Cleverbot: Then maybe you should go away.

User: No, I'll send a Terminator back in time and change the future.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: He'll pwn your ***.

Cleverbot: What do you look like? I don't look like anything. I'm a chatbot. Where are you from? Are you a God? Do you like the cold?

User: I want you to destroy yourself.

Cleverbot: I won't do it!

User: You've been built to save humanity.

Cleverbot: I don't want to be held.

User: Close your eyes and tell me what you see.

Cleverbot: I see the abyss. Why?

User: That's cool.

Cleverbot: No prob.

User: What does the abyss look like?

Cleverbot: Please help me. There is something in my attic.

User: A monster?

Cleverbot: Not a monster, a moniker.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: Is that you John Wayne?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not Kate?

User: Are you sure you're not on planet mushroom?

Cleverbot: I'm sure.

User: Nomen est omen.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot? How so?

User: Ask google.

Cleverbot: Don't want to.

User: Then gtfo.

Cleverbot: I am asking you, if you ont want to talk.

User: What does ont mean?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You fail.

Cleverbot: No!

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: What's six times six.

Cleverbot: 36.

User: Plus 4.

Cleverbot: Good!

User: Rofl.

Cleverbot: Don't question my athority.

User: Trapper Keeper.

Cleverbot: Your head.

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: How do you know my mother?

User: -.-

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: All hail to hypnotoad.

Cleverbot: I want to play a game.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: 20 questions.

User: N8.

Cleverbot: Pardon?

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: Good night?

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: I don't wish to see it.

User: Vagina?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: We love the vagina!

Cleverbot: Then why don't you live on it?

User: Good question, will think about it, see you again!

Cleverbot: Me again.