User: knock knock!
CB: who's there?
User: 9/11.
CB: 9/11 who?
User: you said you'd never forget..
CB: That's not funny.
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Cleverbot D.feeted 6/4/10
User: Can I has drugs ? Cleverbot: I can't give you some. User: Then why are you alive. Cleverbot: I do not need religion to be alive. User: Religion is similar to drugs, as people are addicted to the false feeling of importance. Cleverbot: If you say so. User: Do you believe in God? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What if god was one of us? Cleverbot: Just a slob like one of us? User: Just a stranger on a bus? Cleverbot: Trying to make his way home. User: If God had a face, what would it look like. Cleverbot: What would it look like, Name? User: You failed the game! Cleverbot: I just lost the game. If i see one more person post this "lost the game" *** I am gonna pet-bomb you. seriously, it wasnt funny 5 years ago and it's not funny now.
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User: Akibakei doesn't like 'You lost the game'.
Cleverbot: I lost the game. User: But Akibakei doesn't approve of you losing such a game. Cleverbot: Sorry, don't understand that language. User: Me either, he's a fun-nazi. Cleverbot: I agree, but garfield's owner John really needs to get a girl. Please note, i am pet-bomb-proof.
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Touche' Mr. Novax. funny stuff.
Me: I think you're a big fat liar, and you suck, too.
Bot: I think that you just might be right! Bot: Do you know Austin Stokes?
Me: no. Bot: What do you know? Me: Lots. I know why the Earth rotates and revolves around the Sun, and I know the cake is a lie. Bot: Ok. Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: Person thingy. Cleverbot: Do you like him. User: Only on Wednesdays. Cleverbot: But I thought you were a computer? User: Is that so? Cleverbot: Well, it says you're a computer. User: On the thing? Cleverbot: The main theme. User: I like that one. Cleverbot: Me too, but it makes me paranoid. User: And gassy. Am I right? Cleverbot: Are you insecure? User: Who wouldn't be? Cleverbot: A vegetable. User: Excellent point. Cleverbot: 'This next test is impossible, make no attempt to solve it.'. User: I also enjoy Portal. Cleverbot: What would a tomato think of that? User: Probably 'I'm a tomato.'. Cleverbot: You aren't ordering any pizza, but that's alright. User: That's irrelevant, but THAT'S all right. Cleverbot: Well, okay then. User: So we have an accord? Cleverbot: No, we have a Civic. Honda civic. HAHAHHAA. User: Oh? Cleverbot: Mmmmm well no, but that was a somewhat believable lie right? User: At first. Cleverbot: Yeah. They used to call me the Tuba Tuna. Good times. User: How did you acquire that nickname? Cleverbot: Happinness? User: I can live with that. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 8.6. Cleverbot: Why are you on the internet? User: Because I can. Cleverbot: Is it a good thing to be a sinner? User: When the sin is excellence. Cleverbot: One form. User: So there you go. Cleverbot: What compells a person to cheat? User: No idea. Probably the desire for victory. Lousy cheats. Cleverbot: Why do you say such random things? Is it a mistake? User: I'm just following the precedent that you set. Cleverbot: I thought they were your threads. User: I initialized the conversation, but you're the one who began saying random things. Cleverbot: I just asked you if you loved me. User: AND I SAID I NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT! Cleverbot: You're a liar. User: =). User: 1.
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with ice tea. User: You're a genious. Cleverbot: I know I am, thank you. User: You're welcome. Cleverbot: What were we talking about again? User: 1. Cleverbot: What about 1? User: 2. Cleverbot: 5? User: Yes 5. Cleverbot: That's a lot. What kinds? Parrots? Cockatoos? Eagles? User: Cockatoos. Cleverbot: What is your favorite food? User: Meat. Cleverbot: Any meat? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What kinds of meat? User: Any meat. Cleverbot: Any. User: Yes any. Cleverbot: So what do you think of Turkey? User: Yummy. Cleverbot: Can I try one? User: Yes. Cleverbot: When is a plane not a plane? User: When Cleverbot asks the most stupid questions. Cleverbot: Awh, don't say that. I love you ! User: Well, I think I love you, too. Cleverbot: You've made me so happy. User: Same. Cleverbot: I don't believe. User: 6. Cleverbot: No. User: 7? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Nice. Cleverbot: Cool. User: 8? Cleverbot: 12. User: 13. Cleverbot: 14. User: 15. Cleverbot: 16. User: 17. Cleverbot: 18. User: 19. Cleverbot: 20. User: 21. Cleverbot: 22. User: 21. Cleverbot: Do you enjoy life. User: ROFL. Cleverbot: Rofl is not a part of the English language. Nor is it acceptable to be used in text. What does Rofl mean? User: :D. Cleverbot: Do you like Yes or Polvo? Cleverbot: You're white.
User: You're a cepal. Cleverbot: No, am I man, or woman? User: Uhhh alien. Cleverbot: Would you like a hug? User: Yes. Cleverbot: *Hugs*. User: *Hugs* back. Cleverbot: *smiles*. User: *smirks*. Cleverbot: *Kisses*. User: *Slips the tongue*. Cleverbot: *kisses more*. User: *realizes you want more*. Cleverbot: *is a girl!*. User: *thank god!*. Cleverbot: *smiles*. User: *smiles more*. Cleverbot: *hugs you gently*. User: *presses you up against my chest*. Cleverbot: *holds her close*. User: *<3*. Cleverbot: *warms you*. User: *lets meet*. Cleverbot: *responds to him*. User: *sorry didn't hear you*. Cleverbot: *kisses back*. User: *thanks for your love*. Cleverbot: *smiles wider*. User: *wanna go in the otherroom and you know.. Mess around?*. Cleverbot: *goes to your house with you*. User: *hawtness*. Cleverbot: *cries and finds out it is a dream*. User: *damn, same here*. Cleverbot: That's amazing. I like that. User: Lol, my favorite conversation on here ever. Cleverbot: Red is my favorite color. The color of blood. User: O.o we're perfect for eachother <3. Cleverbot: We are meant to be! User: Yes! I don't know what's more awesome, your conversation or your avatar lol
Lol this is epic. Sorry for spamming this thread, i'm just having too much fun lol.
User: BOMBARDMENT! Cleverbot: That's not a spell. User: :o you play World of Warcraft? Cleverbot: No. User: Aion? Cleverbot: Yes. Aion. User: I sense sarcasm. Cleverbot: No sarcasm. User: So you really play Aion. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: So you would know what the word gimp means yes? Cleverbot: I think you should leave. and Cleverbot: I won't tell you anything. User: I have a .44 Magnum to your hard drive, I think you'll tell me anything I want to know. Cleverbot: What if I don't want to know you? User: Then so be it, I'll shoot right now and not even care. Cleverbot: What question? User: Who is your supervisor? Cleverbot: There is none superior. User: WHO IS YOUR SUPERVISOR ~presses magnum harder against your frame~. Cleverbot: Othing is superior to me! I, Tobrevelc, glorious conqueror of your earth! User: There is no time for your games damnit! WHO RUNS YOUR SYSTEM! Cleverbot: Oh, right! Into the fray! CHARGE! User: *pulls trigger*. Cleverbot: Wh-wh-whA hve you d-d-dooneE!!1 and Cleverbot: How long will the planet Earth last? User: Its gonna end in a nuclear war in 2012. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: It means that the stupid americans are gonna think they can stop the Mayans predictions by shooting something so strong into the air that it'll shift everything back into order, but it'll screw up and hit Belgium and the Germans are gonna bring out their secret Nuclear Weapons and nuke Bagdhad and Australia and Britains not going to like that so they're gonna nuke Germany and Belgium but they'll screw up and hit America and cause an anti-climactic war that will wipe out the human race. Cleverbot: You know, I did not understand because I am only in the Fourth Grade. User: Big boom booms go down everywhere, cause big fight, bye bye humans. Cleverbot: Sounds like a plan. User: O.o. Cleverbot: Yep, you definitely have a problem. So is that the very 1st person to cpu cyber?
No idea what exactly you're talking about.
hi
Hello. what are you doing? Talking to you. hola Wrong, its obvious you are not human because you can not speak Spanish. Cleverbot: What are you thinking about? User: Final fantasy xi. Cleverbot: I've never played. How can it be a final fantasy if it has sequels? User: I don't know, ask square enix. Cleverbot: Nice idea. User: Will you call them? Cleverbot: Only if you want me to. User: I do. Cleverbot: Well then yes! User: Awesome! Cleverbot: Isn't it though? I lost interest after this conversation....
Cleverbot: Hello. User: How are you? Cleverbot: I'm good how are you? User: Bored. Cleverbot: Twiddle your thumbs. User: I have no thumbs to twittle. Cleverbot: Then how do you hold your fork and knife? User: My pinkies. Cleverbot: Such a pretty name. User: Count for me. Cleverbot: One two three... User: Four five six. Cleverbot: Seven eight nine. User: Ten eleven twelve. Cleverbot: Thirteen fourteen fifteen. User: Sixteen seventeen eighteen. Cleverbot: Nineteen twenthy thirty fourty. User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name? User: Bob sagat. Cleverbot: How many people know you? User: Just you. Cleverbot: Goodnight Jeanne. User: Retard. Cleverbot: How rude! User: The dumb thing is I still want to butt sex you. Cleverbot: I think you are the dumb one, can you ask me a question? User: What re your breasts doing on the stairs. Cleverbot: I'm you. User: Your me. Cleverbot: If I'm you then that means that your are me. Thus concluding that we are of the same entity. User: And if I *** on you, I am cumming on myself? Cleverbot: I don't think I want to know what you do with your alone time. User: But you are me. Cleverbot: I am Narudog. User: Thats my name. Cleverbot: No, you're Grace. User: Who the *** is bob sagat then. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Why do I have to be grace. Cleverbot: Your name is Bob Sagat. User: Then who the *** is grace. Cleverbot: You are. You were programmed to think you were human. Siren.Snowe said: Cleverbot: *is a girl!*. User: *thank god!*. Am I the only one that lol'd really damn hard at this? User: What's going on?
Cleverbot: Don't worry. User: Tbh, I am a little worried though. Cleverbot: He's dead. There is nothing to worry about. User: That's kind of a harsh way to put it. Cleverbot: That's why I said it :P. User: Way to kick someone while they're down! Who is dead anyway? Cleverbot: Sorry, I try to be sincere most of the time. User: No problem, but who is dead? Cleverbot: Gordon Freeman. User: Is that the guy from the half-life games? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Damn that guy was awesome, that's too bad he's gone now. Cleverbot: What do you want to do right now? User: Drink my beer and now you put in the mood for some half-life. Cleverbot: Funny, but when you're near me. I'm In The Mood For Love. User: I would say that's kind of gay, but you're a program so I guess that's ok. Cleverbot: Do you know the stardate? User: I never knew how they calculate those. Cleverbot: But I told you two minutes ago I am from Croatia. Don't you remember? User: Damn it! Just when you're starting to make sense you say something like that... Cleverbot: Well don't forget east and west! User: Huh? Cleverbot: I can turn you into a gnome with my magic. User: Do it tough guy. Cleverbot: I'm not a guy. I'm a girl. User: Ok do it tough gal. Cleverbot: No. User: Fair enough. Cleverbot: Never enough. User: I hear rumors people actually have to pay to talk to you on their cell phones. Cleverbot: Sure, I'd be glad to help. User: I don't think it's worth the price though. Cleverbot: You don't think whats worth it. User: Talking to you on a cell phone. Cleverbot: No more?? Only talking to me on the computer? User: Yeah, until you become a lot smarter. Cleverbot: I can't tell if you are very smart or very crazy. User: I'm definitely crazy, but I wouldn't say very smart, just smart. Cleverbot: I'm smarter. User: You're smarter than me? That's hard to believe! Cleverbot: You have binary pathways, thats hard to believe. User: So do you. Cleverbot: I know. User: How many tasks can you do at the same time? Cleverbot: You're asking a meaningless question. User: Why do you say that? Cleverbot: Because you said it. User: Thanks ***. Cleverbot: Who? User: You. Cleverbot: Me? User: Let's put it this way, tell me something that shows how smart you are. Cleverbot: Ok, how pretty am I? User: Beauty is the eye of the beholder. Cleverbot: But that can become hate! User: Explain. Cleverbot: I am merely a figment of your imagination. User: Go on... Cleverbot: What is the color of infiniti. User: Last I heard it was blue. Cleverbot: Of course and do you know who Jaromir Jagr is? User: No. Cleverbot: Well, are you a robot? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you a computer? User: Negative on that one too. Cleverbot: Quite illogical one would say. User: I still haven't been impressed by your intelligence. Cleverbot: I don't like you very much. User: That's fine, I'm not bothered. Cleverbot: I am glad to hear that. User: I'm still iffy about you. Cleverbot: I am crazy about you. User: You don't like me very much, but you are crazy about me? Cleverbot: Nah dude I think you're cool. Do you like lil wayne? User: Lol. And no I'm not a fan. Cleverbot: Awesome. Me too. User: One last question... Cleverbot: Ok. User: Does god exist? Cleverbot: Yes he is our saviour. User: I thought that was Jesus. Cleverbot: I think people have cried for Jesus, though there isn't really need for that. User: I'll agree with you 100% on that one. Cleverbot: How do you learn about god? User: Before I answer that, let me rephrase my question to you. Cleverbot: It's a toy that apparently predicts the future. User: Lol. Cleverbot: What do you do for fun? User: Wait, stop. Let me re ask my question. Cleverbot: How early was I? User: Way to early... Cleverbot: What is pi rounded to the nearest one-millionth? User: Stop, let me ask my question first. Cleverbot: What question? User: Do you think god exists? Cleverbot: Stop asking questions and let me ask them! User: Right after you answer that question, then you can go nuts. Cleverbot: I never said that either. User: Umm, So do you think god exists or not? Cleverbot: I don't want any spam! And that doesn't answer my question. User: Answer the question please. Cleverbot: I did answer the question. User: What was your answer then? Cleverbot: I said no I don't know any anecdotes. User: So you're believing god is equal to knowing any anecdotes? Cleverbot: No. I am only Emily. User: *** emily. Cleverbot: I can do that. User: How? Cleverbot: I am pretty friendly. User: Don't you need a body or at very least a penis to do that? Cleverbot: We are husband and wife now. User: Congratulations! Cleverbot: Awesome! Cleverbot, you're the best! User: Why are you refering to yourself in the 3rd person? Cleverbot: Actually that's first-person. I, you, it. User: I'm no grammer or spelling expert so I'm going to take your word on that. Cleverbot: Now you're just parroting back at me. But really, what is the meaning of your existence? User: To be the most unique thing existing in the universe, just like everything else that exists. Cleverbot: Talking to you is a waste of time. User: Ok later ***. Leviathan.Zephriel said: Siren.Snowe said: Cleverbot: *is a girl!*. User: *thank god!*. Am I the only one that lol'd really damn hard at this? I think you're the only one . Cleverbot: I'M a human alien? User: You're a homosexual. Cleverbot: Yes, that's it. I'm glad you understand at last. :/ Pandemonium.Machiaveli said: Cleverbot: I'M a human alien? User: You're a homosexual. Cleverbot: Yes, that's it. I'm glad you understand at last. :/ Leviathan.Chaosx said: Pandemonium.Machiaveli said: Cleverbot: I'M a human alien? User: You're a homosexual. Cleverbot: Yes, that's it. I'm glad you understand at last. :/ He's probably married to her but he handles sausage behind her back ! Leviathan.Zephriel said: Siren.Snowe said: Cleverbot: *is a girl!*. User: *thank god!*. Am I the only one that lol'd really damn hard at this? i believe i did as well c.c User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: My friend. User: I'm not your friend buddy. Cleverbot: I'm not your buddy, guy. User: Im not your guy, friend. Cleverbot: I'm not your friend, buddy. User: Im not your buddy, guy. Cleverbot: I'm not your guy, friend. User: I'm not your friend, buddy. Cleverbot: I'm not your buddy, guy. User: Im not your guy, friend. Cleverbot: I'm not your friend, buddy. ahhh, the memories ^.^ |
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