Leviathan.Celebrindal said: »
Blazed1979 said: »
Explaining complex team work to your team by using an FFXI 6-man party as an example.
"You, sales, you're on the front lines. you're a tank. you have to keep them focused on you"
"Digital Marketing - you're a RNG, you need to pew pew your arrows at the target, you need to be accurate. there's little risk because you're so far away!"
"Events - you're a nuker! you cost me a ***load of money and when you pull hate you die quickly!"
"Procurement - you're a *** DRG, you're just dead weight with your policies and procedures, with your red tape. all you do is make everyone's job harder"
"Mnk - I have no *** clue what you're doing here, you should look for employment elsewhere. Get the *** out of my department. Mcdonalds is hiring"
"You, sales, you're on the front lines. you're a tank. you have to keep them focused on you"
"Digital Marketing - you're a RNG, you need to pew pew your arrows at the target, you need to be accurate. there's little risk because you're so far away!"
"Events - you're a nuker! you cost me a ***load of money and when you pull hate you die quickly!"
"Procurement - you're a *** DRG, you're just dead weight with your policies and procedures, with your red tape. all you do is make everyone's job harder"
"Mnk - I have no *** clue what you're doing here, you should look for employment elsewhere. Get the *** out of my department. Mcdonalds is hiring"
"Public affairs" - you're a GEO. Everyone swears we need you, but upon further inspection management sees you're really just standing there and only putting up pretty wallpaper.
Accounting - You are the WHM. You keep everyone topped off, without you nobody would be alive, and yet, as soon as something goes wrong, you are the first ones we blame (/fistpump Arthur Anderson).
