Shaving is one of my least favorite activities. Takes so damn long. -.- Those numbers surprise me lol I haven't met many guys who don't expect a complete or near-complete shave either. o.O
Well, aside from a majority of guys in China anyway (don't ask me why I know... OK I'll tell you anyway). Every time I go to the gym, the locker rooms are full of ***-naked dudes who never bring a towel for the shower. After they finish, they go over to the mirror and start
blow drying their massive, untrimmed bush. Like, we're talking ridiculous bush sizes here. Probably the reason they don't mind being naked--you can't see anything anyway. <.< Also they smoke in the bathroom (which chokes up the whole building). I mean seriously... who DOES that?!
1. Go to the gym, presumably to be healthy.
2. Lift until out of breath (in a room full of people doing the same).
3. Chain smoke.
4. ???
5. Profit.