Pandemonium.Scrumpet said:
»Challenge Accepted!
Me: Hey, nice to meet you I'm Ted. The grills on fire just a heads up
New Coworker: Nice to meet you I'm _____ thanks for the heads up
*I walk away* They tell me this part later
New Cowerker mumbling: Yeh you stupid kid it's a F***ing grill thats what it does
To comepleate the story *some time passes*
*look under the grill and the entire bottom beneth the elements in engulfed in flames*
Me:ummmmm It's on fire again.
New Coworker: Yeh because I havn't turned it off-*looks under with me* Oh ***!
Or another good one
My Friend:What are you gunna do with that spoon?
Me: Oh so many magical dirty things *Turn around to see wide eyed face* Heya nice to meet you!