Our Rooks, who art in Vana, hallowed be thy name.
Thy Coding come, thy Ranks be done,
On ffxiah as it is in guildwork.
Give us this day our internet shinies,
And forgive us our epeens,
As we forgive those who rank above us.
And lead us not into Morimar,
but deliver us from the JPButton.
For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the leetness,
For ever and ever.
Amen.