Random Politics & Religion #30

Now, if only Roy Moore would follow Dan Johnson's lead.

Hmm someone wasn't hugged enough as a child. Or was hugged too much. Or sniffed metallic paint. Eh, one of those.

Hmm someone wasn't hugged enough as a child. Or was hugged too much. Or sniffed metallic paint. Eh, one of those.

I kinda wonder how I'd be different if I was interested in chicks. I'd like to think I wouldn't be too much different but then again maybe I'd just red pill it up and blame my romantic struggles on everything except my own myopic views on gender roles and shallow criteria of partner selection. Yes, it will be the women who are wrong.

I'd like to think I wouldn't be too much different

I can tell you one thing you may or may not be missing out on: waking up in the morning and finding the sheets and comforter you had covering you, mysteriously no longer on your side of the bed.

I do enjoy responding to crazy people and we seem to have a large supply of them.

Just when I thought you Dumb-o-crats couldn’t get any dumber, you’ve somehow managed to find a way to take your stupidity to a whole new freakin’ level. After weeks of phone-banking and throwing political hissy fits on Facebook, you snowflake shitstains miraculously succeeded in getting radical leftist Doug Jones elected. Well, I hope you’re enjoying your vegan victory parties, because by electing Jones, you’ve given known sex pervert Roy Moore a bunch of free time on his hands.


Bravo, libtards. You have essentially given a well-documented pedophile free rein to prey on America’s youth.

Seriously, what in the goddamn hell were you democrat dipshits thinking?!? Electing Roy Moore to the Senate would’ve been a huge win for the entire country, because a dangerous sexual predator would’ve been taken off the streets and safely quarantined in the U.S. Capitol building, where there are no unattended children for him to prey on and a demanding work schedule to keep him busy. But now, as an unemployed 70-year-old man, he’s completely free to spend the rest of his days pinching and groping at any underage child that wanders within his reach. Democrats might as well have jacked him up on Cialis and cut him loose in a Gymboree, because it is officially open season for ol’ Roy.

It’s honestly breathtaking how badly you liberals managed to *** this one up. Had you simply done the right thing and let Doug Jones take the “L,” you would’ve freed up a decent, hard-working civil servant to focus all his energy on bettering the great state of Alabama—he would’ve been a mighty pillar in his community for decades to come. Instead, Jones will just be yet another impotent cog blindly serving the Clinton agenda while child molester Roy Moore will have carte blanche to prowl America’s playgrounds without any of the moral scrutiny he’d be subjected to as an elected official. If the guy plays his cards right, he can become the Michael Jordan of pedophiles, and it’s all thanks to the army of cucks who voted Doug Jones in.

Sadly, now that the deed is done and Doug Jones is a U.S. Senator, all we can do is start looking towards 2020 and pray that parents in Alabama have the good sense to keep their children indoors until that pervert Roy Moore inevitably dies of autoerotic asphyxiation in an Urban Outfitters changing room. But hopefully we all learn a lesson from this shameful chapter in our political history and see to it that, when pedophiles run for office in the future, Americans from both sides of the aisle come together and do everything in their power to make sure that these sickos are elected off of our streets and safely confined within our storied, child-free halls of Congress. However, considering the boundless degeneracy of you communist voters, I fear that such a day may sadly never come.

I can tell you one thing you may or may not be missing out on: waking up in the morning and finding the sheets and comforter you had covering you, mysteriously no longer on your side of the bed.

The best take.

I Hope You DISGUSTING DEMS Are Happy, Because Now A KNOWN SEX PERVERT Has A BUNCH MORE Free Time On His Hands

Most couples I know that have been married 50+ years seem to share this one thing in common: seperate bed rooms.

It seems to me, having ones own "personal space" is important

Most couples I know that have been married 50+ years seem to share this one thing in common: seperate bed rooms.

It seems to me, having ones own "personal space" is important

Or just separate bedding, that works too.

That was good. It’s on the same level as Republican Committees requesting that Jones vote Republican.

I kinda wonder how I'd be different if I was interested in chicks.

personal space

Is it bad I can almost see his point? Because let's be honest. Dude didn't win because of his platform. He won because he's not a shitstain of a human being. It's not like Alabama wants progressives. They want their old fashioned values, just not at absolutely any cost. It really was the write-ins for different GOP'ers that "won" this election for the Dems.

But the Democratic party has already begun pooping on themselves by misconstruing what's happened.

Anderson Cooper had Bernie Sanders on last night and instead of enjoying a victory and coming together Twitter was just on fire with how they should have had a younger, less penisy, less white person on...but they also argue that Bernie is too far leftist for them?

Nausi of all the things that you have asked us to believe, lo these many many years, I can say without equivocation that sleeping with woman happening for you on a regular basis is, by the widest of margins, the most impossible of all the things you have ever said to believe.

I kinda wonder how I'd be different if I was interested in chicks.

Yes, it will be the women who are wrong.

I’m funny, charming, not a fat slob, and have my own money. I get it whenever I want it bud.

I want other people's money.