Random Politics & Religion #28: The Last One

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you can't watch this video and tell me he shouldn't be playing in the NFL.

Also rumor shooter pledged allegiance to AARP seconds before carrying out his attack.

I agree I can't watch this video.

LAS VEGAS—In the hours following a violent rampage in Las Vegas in which a lone attacker killed more than 50 individuals and seriously injured 400 others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Monday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Iowa resident Kyle Rimmels, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep these individuals from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”

The simple solution is to not go to Vegas. It is over priced and filled with tourists.

when will the first recorded murder take place on mars ?

... especially herpes.

when humans go to Mars can we send Kathy Griffin first

Around season 10 or so

The Onion is starting to recycle its own articles, it seems. Humor continues on its path to a slow death.

generous

I think we should colonize the Moon first. Mars smells funny.

It's like FFXI they could have ended it on a high note. But instead they decide to let it linger into abyssea.

high note

but mars will have Kuato! and all the other mutants!

"Et tu Brute" - Fonewear

What is interesting to me as a life long Simpsons fan is they used to criticize Democrats and Republicans...now it is so anti Republican it is sickening.