Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted. So everyone farted at the same time causing a fatal increase in global warming thus causing the planet to ignite into a ball of fire.

I wish for Yoruichi.

Granted! But she is a cat and ignores you, and when you try to get near her she bits you and your hand gets infected and falls off.
She then uses your shriveled hand as a play toy, because she's still a cat.
After losing your hand your life starts to fall apart. you can no longer wipe your own butt because it was your dominant hand that fell off and you just sort of make a mess all over yourself when you try to wipe. everyone starts calling you "poopsock" because you smell like a butt.

I wish for ffxi to revive to its former glory back when anything could be done if you just threw enough rangers at it.

Granted. However, Rangers are deleted from the game and the game reverts back to lvl75 cap. Thiefs are now the most damaging at archery.

I wish I could wipe my butt.

You got it. Unfortunately, due to an unforeseen incident involving a yak and 3 circus clowns, your hands have been replaced with metal hooks.

I wish my weekend would go longer.

Granted but fatally, you invited me to your most prestigious gala event with all the janitors in the world and when I shook their hands, I slit their wrists when my hook hands. Killing them all.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

Granted, you just became the undead, but as I'm a nice guy, I will let you pick what type of undead you are.

I wish for complete and utter control of everyone in the universe. Meaning that not only do I dictate people's lives, but also people's thoughts.

And thus, everyone in the world has turned into Gary Busey.

I believe I can fly.

Granted. You also touched the sky and then out of the atmosphere and then died due to no air and freezing temps. You now are floating in the vacuum of space as a frozen Popsicle. Aliens finds you and in turn grind up your body for their PB&J sandwiches. You now are truly Spacejam.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but none of them come true until you're dead.

I wish for a wish no one has ever wished for before.

Granted but due to budget cuts we can't afford wishes !

I wish to be 20 foot tall and made of 14k gold !

You got it. Unfortunately for you, you've become a living statue where you are unable to move or speak, and yet you can see and hear everything that goes on. You are witness to one of the greatest events in American history as only members of the Democratic party are elected as president for the remainder of American society and Christianity has become outlawed, being replaced by an insurgency of Atheists.

I wish that everyone could afford to feed their family.

Granted, but the only food people can afford is Taco Bell.



I wish for a good taco.

Granted! You get a taco that is so good it becomes a national monument and you are forbidden to eat it.

I wish Kingnobody didn't Kingnobody'd all the things.

Granted, now he just Lordgrims all the things!

I wish there was an online version of monopoly available on this website called FFXIAH Monopoly.

Granted! But don't you know monopoly destroys families. You lose monopoly, you lose your family, and you go to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

I wish there was more cowbell.

Granted! There is more cowbell, but now you have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell, but you just can't get enough cowbell...

I wish I had a robot

Granted, but the robot hates you and sits there doing nothing all day and never talking to you.

I wish there was a perfect spring temperature all year round.

Granted, it's the best weather imaginable and everyone is happy for that year, then The Long Night comes next year and everything becomes dark and full of terrors.

I wish Sea Lions weren't such exhibitionists.

they go on a land murderspree and wear human clothing to cover their shameful naked selfs.

wish I had the best ice cold ice tea

Granted! But the only place you can travel to with it is Delaware.

I wish for Wayne's World 3

Granted but it sucked.

I wish for super powers.

They aren't forgetting it, under the assumption that, "Goku won't use it because his personality wouldn't want to weaken Superman to fight him." This is taken from his fight with Frieza as well as his fight with Cell wherein he allows the bad guy to reach his full power/gives the bad guy a full heal because he wants to damage their pride. It is an inaccurate portrayal, because when he does encounter foes that are strong enough to best him, he will do anything that he can to win. Tail holding Raditz, Suicide full nelson, breaking his body with the Kaioken to beat Vegeta in the beam battle, eye shot to Vegeta in great ape form to buy time, biting Frieza's tail, instant transmission kamehameha, potara earring fusion with Vegeta, and then allowing himself to be restored to full capacity by a wish from the eternal dragon of Namek. Goku likes a challenge, but he is all about winning. If Superman was strong enough to beat him, but then Goku found Superman's weakness to Kryptonite, then he would definitely use it, because if they were to really fight, then it would be Goku trying to stop a mind controlled/dazzled Superman. Not Superman fighting some happy go lucky ***.

I wish people didn't post in the wrong thread.....

Granted! Your super power is the ability to grant Kingnobodys wish that people would stop posting in the wrong thread and you end up spending all your time fixing post errors leaving you no time for anything else, ever.

I wish everyone in the world could have hair identical to Donald Trumps hair.

Granted, but now everyone in world has hair identical to Donald Trump.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, the world is now destroyed~

I wish that there was a machine out there that would transport people into any video game they want~

Granted! But you still feel pain when you get hurt or killed, and you don't get to play the game you are transported into and have no control over it. Also the game will only be played by noobs at a GameStop demo station.

I wish every day was 2 days before the day after tomorrow.

Granted, but tomorrow never comes for you, for you die.....TODAY!

I wish for a ham sandwich.