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By Ramyrez 2015-03-06 11:34:31
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Sylph.Tigerwoods said: »
Unless she simply lost that much weight in 5 months (5 month diff anyways according the pic posted dates)

It does look like she lost a bit of weight there, but even so, if it was a regular strip club, fine, but I always thought burlesque girls were supposed to be on the "voluptuous" side of things?
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By Bloodrose 2015-03-06 11:36:26
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Ramyrez said: »
Sylph.Tigerwoods said: »
Unless she simply lost that much weight in 5 months (5 month diff anyways according the pic posted dates)

It does look like she lost a bit of weight there, but even so, if it was a regular strip club, fine, but I always thought burlesque girls were supposed to be on the "voluptuous" side of things?
Not really. Burlesque clubs housed many different types of girls to pander to the most amount of patrons, but in a far more classy way. And cost a hell of a lot more.
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2015-03-06 11:36:30
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Couldn't tell you. I've never been to a strip club or a burlesque show
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By fonewear 2015-03-06 11:36:39
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Ramyrez said: »
Sylph.Tigerwoods said: »
Unless she simply lost that much weight in 5 months (5 month diff anyways according the pic posted dates)

It does look like she lost a bit of weight there, but even so, if it was a regular strip club, fine, but I always thought burlesque girls were supposed to be on the "voluptuous" side of things?

Normally yes this isn't exactly a strip club where the standards are much higher.

I've never seen a stripper that was the size of this girl.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-06 11:41:01
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I never really understood why professional athletes got married in the first place.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-03-06 11:43:47
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
I never really understood why professional athletes got married in the first place.

Because if you don't get married you're gay.
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By Ramyrez 2015-03-06 11:45:12
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Also, Flav, in response, all I can say is that in theory you (and Tiger) are right.

But in practice all I hear about so much is people bitching about their spouses, and I just don't get it.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-03-06 11:45:57
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
I never really understood why professional athletes got married in the first place.
Why would they be any different than any other person?
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By Ramyrez 2015-03-06 11:47:45
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I never really understood why professional athletes got married in the first place.
Why would they be any different than any other person?

Because they almost always marry celebs, so frequently end up divorced, and even more frequently end up cheating.

At least, that's the stereotype, and we certainly see it played out frequently enough.
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By fonewear 2015-03-06 11:49:02
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Well Tiger Woods former wife hit the jackpot from nanny to huge divorce settlement !

100 million
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By Artemicion 2015-03-06 11:49:07
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Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
I never really understood why professional athletes got married in the first place.
Why would they be any different than any other person?

My guess would be because while in season they'd be on the road most of the time, leaving little room for nurturing a relationship, let alone a marriage.

But maybe I'm wrong. Not sure how the schedules for professional athletes work out while on season.
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By fonewear 2015-03-06 11:51:58
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I'm no math major but 100 M could buy you a lot of hookers.

Tiger Woods is the last type of person that should have gotten married. He was probably cheating on her from day one.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-03-06 11:55:59
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If I was a pro-star I'd take a page from Charlie Sheen and troll people with pictures of me surrounded by tons of women, living up the fact that tons of moralizers hate me and tons of married dudes are jealous of me. "Your tears are delicious, like this beer."

It'd be like wrestling. Because you hate me, you want to see more of me hoping to see me fail which ups my profile.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-06 11:56:02
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Ramyrez said: »
Also, Flav, in response, all I can say is that in theory you (and Tiger) are right.

But in practice all I hear about so much is people bitching about their spouses, and I just don't get it.
Marriage is tough and I think a bigger issue is people thinking they need to get married for whatever reason that has been implanted in their head rather then being shallow or whatnot.

you got the classics like: She got preggers or well we've been together for a couple of years and we really like eachother so why not!

My personal favorite is the ones that haven't lived or slept together before they got married and then after find out they're not compatible at all and can't stand eachother.

but yeah marriage can be really tough and people grow and change and shitty things happen and such so who knows.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-06 11:57:14
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Ramyrez said: »
Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
I never really understood why professional athletes got married in the first place.
Why would they be any different than any other person?

Because they almost always marry celebs, so frequently end up divorced, and even more frequently end up cheating.

At least, that's the stereotype, and we certainly see it played out frequently enough.
Stereotypically more of them marry the baby mama first then divorce them for the hot celeb.
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By Ramyrez 2015-03-06 11:58:44
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
tons of married dudes are jealous of me

How true is this?

I submit that if they're married and envying him, maybe they shouldn't be married?
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By Cerberus.Anjisnu 2015-03-06 12:00:45
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Marriage is fun over the years I have dyed my wife blue, put pudding in her running shoes,tied her legs together turned on the fog machine and yelled fire, and various other crap lol them divorce loving people need to marry people with a sense of humor
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By Ramyrez 2015-03-06 12:01:01
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Ramyrez said: »
Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
I never really understood why professional athletes got married in the first place.
Why would they be any different than any other person?

Because they almost always marry celebs, so frequently end up divorced, and even more frequently end up cheating.

At least, that's the stereotype, and we certainly see it played out frequently enough.
Stereotypically more of them marry the baby mama first then divorce them for the hot celeb.

I watch and follow hockey. Hockey players are a bit of a different breed in that regard. I'm not saying they're "better people" in general, but they're different.

Mike Comrie's (I know; most of you go "who?") "baby mama" is Hillary Duff.

So...anyhow.

Then again, he was a millionaire without being a hockey player, as his parents own this huge furniture chain or some ***in Canada. Maybe not the best example.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-03-06 12:01:35
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Cerberus.Anjisnu said: »
I have dyed my wife blue
Interesring.
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By Ramyrez 2015-03-06 12:02:18
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
Cerberus.Anjisnu said: »
I have dyed my wife blue
Interesring.

For a second I thought maybe the word "hair" was missing, then I realized we were dealing with Anj potentially have a Smurf™ fetish.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-03-06 12:02:27
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Ramyrez said: »
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
tons of married dudes are jealous of me

How true is this?

I submit that if they're married and envying him, maybe they shouldn't be married?

Just within my own circles, at age 26, I've seen dudes/chicks who are clearly not happily married. I can imagine this explodes exponentially as you go through your 30s-40s.

So yeah, I imagine you could make alot of dudes salty.
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By fonewear 2015-03-06 12:02:49
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Smurf porn not bad 7/10 !
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By Cerberus.Anjisnu 2015-03-06 12:04:47
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Lol no smurf fetish she just made the mistake of falling asleep in the bathtub after waking up before me and removing all the marshmallows from my lucky charms
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By Cerberus.Anjisnu 2015-03-06 12:06:03
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Marriage to me is a legally binding contractual agreement that we will *** with each other till we die
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By fonewear 2015-03-06 12:06:08
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I watched a movie called "intergalactic swingers" the other day not quite as good as smurf porn. 6.5/10
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-03-06 12:07:13
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Cerberus.Anjisnu said: »
Marriage to me is a legally binding contractual agreement that we will *** with each other till we die
In every meaning!
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By Ramyrez 2015-03-06 12:07:27
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
Ramyrez said: »
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
tons of married dudes are jealous of me

How true is this?

I submit that if they're married and envying him, maybe they shouldn't be married?

Just within my own circles, at age 26, I've seen dudes/chicks who are clearly not happily married. I can imagine this explodes exponentially as you go through your 30s-40s.

So yeah, I imagine you could make alot of dudes salty.

Yeah, I realized I worded that poorly. I guess you didn't say "happily-married dudes are jealous", really.

I know plenty of people who are unhappily married from 18 to their 60s.

I think, if I count correctly, my very first friend to get married was also the first to get divorced.

But I guess that's part of why I feel the way I do. Why do people get married when they really haven't aged and got to know the person they're marrying for real? I mean, I'm not saying wait 14 years the way my wife and I did, but...maybe spend more than a year living together. Go through some hard times. Etc.

Flav mentioned a few reasons, and there are more I'm sure -- family and societal pressures are certainly huge -- but for ***'s sake.
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By Cerberus.Anjisnu 2015-03-06 12:08:33
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fonewear said: »
I watched a movie called "intergalactic swingers" the other day not quite as good as smurf porn. 6.5/10
You must have taken Leonard Nimoy's death really hard
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By Cerberus.Anjisnu 2015-03-06 12:10:00
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
Cerberus.Anjisnu said: »
Marriage to me is a legally binding contractual agreement that we will *** with each other till we die
In every meaning!
Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
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By fonewear 2015-03-06 12:10:04
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Actually it is one of those Cinemax pretend porn movies. But still entertaining.