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Random Politics & Religion #00
By Jetackuu 2015-09-17 15:12:05
Poor conspiracy theorists. They really needed this one. They're fine until september 28, after that they will have to invent something new though cause there isn't anything planned yet after that(I'm well informed on the conspiracy movements!)
Ah, crap. Now I gotta move my world domination blitzkrieg to after that date so that we're not hearing "I told you so!" a bajillion times.
That's why the Mayan thing never happened.
The only thing they hate more than calling off their Apocalypse is a tinfoil-hat wearing "I informed you thusly." ^
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-09-17 15:13:24
Nah, mostly they're so paranoid about the Fed that they'll latch onto anything that makes it look bad. I was making it too complex trying to link the Fed rate hike with Jade Helm training. Neither one panned out... or was it just a drill for the real thing...?
Soon!
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-09-17 15:18:14
or was it just a drill for the real thing...? Actually this is how it was thought in the conspiracy. They were training for the incoming event(martial law for most). This should happen on september 23 or at least within that week up to september 28.
Depending on who you ask the reason though varies, specifically depends if the theorist is religious or not. The bible wielding ones claim it's about CERN reactivating the Hadron Collider at increased power on wednesday and this will open a demonic portal.
More laic theorists instead are all about an asteroid that should fall in Texas(Idk why there of all places).
Both sides though agree that the pope visit to the states is a sign of great importance and that the world is about to plunge into chaos.
Told ya I was informed!
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-09-17 15:21:54
or was it just a drill for the real thing...? Actually this is how it was thought in the conspiracy. They were training for the incoming event(martial law for most). This should happen on september 23 or at least within that week up to september 28.
Depending on who you ask the reason though varies, specifically depends if the theorist is religious or not. The bible wielding ones claim it's about CERN reactivating the Hadron Collider at increased power on wednesday and this will open a demonic portal.
More laic theorists instead are all about an asteroid that should fall in Texas(Idk why there of all places).
Both sides though agree that the pope visit to the states is a sign of great importance and that the world is about to plunge into chaos.
Told ya I was informed! Wow you covered everything, the pope, Sept 23rd, the asteroid, and the CERN portal.
A+ in Illuminati-Free-Masonry for you!
EDIT: You forgot about the AI aspect of Jade Helm to train the computers on how the humans will react during a crisis, but you do have that AI thread.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-09-17 15:47:19
No chemtrails? Fail.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-09-17 15:50:22
Chemtrails are involved with different things.
One side believes they are meant to keep the population unhealthy and in need of constant medicines.
The other side thinks they are experiments to control the weather.
The latter is the predominant belief.
By Jetackuu 2015-09-17 15:50:33
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »No chemtrails? Fail.
lol'd
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-09-17 15:51:48
More laic theorists instead are all about an asteroid that should fall in Texas(Idk why there of all places). Cause we are awesome and the only way to get rid of us is mass destruction of the earth!
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-09-17 15:55:10
There's so many more I could tell you guys about!
The substituted moon footage
The hollow Earth
The Annunaki
The Galactic Federation
Project Monarch
The secret war on Mars
The viruses conspiracy
Pope Francis is the False Prophet
Economic collapse is coming...wait for it..wait for it..almost here..it's coming I swear..
and many more!
Some are wilder than others, but the bottom of the barrel is the Flat Earth conspiracy .-. it's really so sad that there are people who genuinely believe that..those people should just stop reproducing.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-09-17 15:58:49
I've seen that Ron Paul economic collapse ad so many times I can repeat it by heart.
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-09-17 16:00:19
Seha, do you by chance listen to Coast to Coast AM or Ground Zero? That stuff is golden.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-09-17 16:01:41
Please do!
*scoots chair up to Seha-senpai*
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-09-17 16:10:34
Asura.Floppyseconds said: »Aliens caused the French Revolution.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-09-17 16:11:02
Seha, do you by chance listen to Coast to Coast AM or Ground Zero? That stuff is golden. Nope. I've never listened to an american radio actually. I suppose I could somewhere online but never felt the need.
Please do!
*scoots chair up to Seha-senpai* Lol. There is this theory according to which Mars is actually inhabited by aliens and specifically the US government has been fighting a war over there against them for something like 20 years. There are even supposed confessions of ex soldiers who spent their life fighting there. According to these people the government would be secretely in possession of devices of teleportation to bring people to and fro and also time-traveling technology. Even the daughter or nephew of an ex president supposedely supported this theory(I'm really sorry I forgot which president though..) According to these theories all of the Rovers images are just fabricated by NASA. NASA is actually the target of a very wide range of conspiracies.
Well, you didn't chose one of the most believable of theories!
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By Bahamut.Omael 2015-09-17 16:15:34
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-09-17 16:16:14
Well, you didn't chose one of the most believable of theories!
Yeah, we need one that's a little more believable. Word on the street is that Scragg is actually Jeff Goldblum.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-09-17 16:16:30
Oh it was Eisenhower!
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-09-17 16:16:43
Please do!
*scoots chair up to Seha-senpai* Lol. There is this theory according to which Mars is actually inhabited by aliens and specifically the US government has been fighting a war over there against them for something like 20 years. There are even supposed confessions of ex soldiers who spent their life fighting there. According to these people the government would be secretely in possession of devices of teleportation to bring people to and fro and also time-traveling technology. Even the daughter or nephew of an ex president supposedely supported this theory(I'm really sorry I forgot which president though..) According to these theories all of the Rovers images are just fabricated by NASA. NASA is actually the target of a very wide range of conspiracies.
Well, you didn't chose one of the most believable of theories! Welp, I learned something new today.
That would explain....well....nothing actually. I would like to peek at that time-traveling technology. There's some people in the past I would like to punch in the gut.......
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-09-17 16:18:20
I've read that one too! I see I'm not the only one who delves into the darkest abyss of the internet!
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-09-17 16:23:30
Asura.Floppyseconds said: »
Lmao, "Basiago" the alien visitor. Haha, stopped right there. That was enough of a laugh for me. I never even got past the title. You are a brave soul.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-09-17 16:24:09
So Obama is actually Master Chief.
Holy ***, this is incredible.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-09-17 16:29:05
So, is Halo really a historical reenactment game about the war with Mars?
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-09-17 16:51:34
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By fonewear 2015-09-17 16:54:33
Obama was doing lines of coke in the 80's !
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-17 17:11:58
Obama was doing lines of coke in the 80's !
you'd need a few lines of coke after doing battle with martian predators too.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-09-17 18:37:35
Should be interesting to watch if he does announce it soon.
Quote: Another presidential run for Vice President Joe Biden, who’s already ran twice before, has been questionable the past couple of months and as of late. Especially after he publicly addressed the possibility at a speaking engagement, saying he would only run if he felt his family had the “emotional energy” for it considering the Biden’s just lost their son Beau. One week later, the VP appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and reiterated the fact that he didn’t feel ready. It seems like Joe may be good to go since a Biden advisor was overheard saying the Vice President is “100 percent in the race.”
Sources told the National Review that they overheard a conversation Josh Alcorn, an advisor and confidant of Beau’s and fundraiser for the Draft Biden super PAC (raising money for a Biden presidential run), was having on a phone while on an Amtrak ride from New York to Wilmington, Delaware in the café car yesterday. Alcorn was heard saying that he is: “100 percent that Joe is in the race,” with another source saying they heard him say, “I am 100 percent that Joe is in.” But Alcorn said he wasn’t sure when Biden would make the announcement, his guess was mid-October—which would have to be right before the first Democratic debate on Oct. 13.
Alcon was also heard saying that test advertisements were helping shift Hillary Clinton supporters to Biden’s side, while adding that money would be coming in right before the bid announcement.
The third times a charm. Joe Biden Is “100 Percent” Running for President Says Biden Advisor
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-09-17 18:50:06
And it finally gets interesting for the Democrats.
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