Random Politics & Religion #00

Or "I can tell."

"Who's the father?" is another response to avoid.

"I'm sterile."

Another one is "I think it's time to see other people."

Oh.. ohh.. I got one!

"So.. are we going to wait a few months then make an appointment at planned parenthood"

*facepalm*

Everyone was getting along.. It felt uncomfortable..

"I'm pregnant."
"Yeah, cool story bro. Now about Benghazi..."

mine was more of a true story than a joke, it was just a happy coincidence that it was funny in retrospect. I still feel bad a decade later.

A tv show here some time ago used some girls for a candid camera: they had to tell their actual boyfriends they were pregnant.

Oh gid, the reactions...ranging from denial, to cold sweating, to complete despair. Lmao.

My reaction:

that's like... waiting at the end of a sewer pipe... with your arms outstretched and your hands open wide...hoping something valuable will run through your fingers eventually...

let me assure you that there will never be anything coming out of this pipe worth closing your hands around...

now go wash your hands..

Somebody go get Nik his meds, he's talking about holding ***....again.

You'll find a few wedding bands if you sift hard enough.

In deflection news:

Former Republican Secretary of State Powell got classified data on personal email account: House Democrat


Now, if Clinton gets off but the democrats/liberals go after Powell, that will say a whole lot about the hypocrisy of the liberals.

Leave Colin Powell alone! His career was already ruined by the whole WMD debacle. To think, he could have been POTUS.

Random: I tried to take a class he taught when I was in college but it filled up. :/

I got lucky when Edward Whitacre taught at my college during my junior year.

Always good to see these famous folk in the flesh and see what they have to offer at the collegiate level. At best, you can say you got criticized on a paper by someone who's kind of a big deal.

Actually, Mr. Whitacre (for some reason, the auto-correct kicked in and posted his name wrong) was pretty understanding. He didn't get after anyone much for asking questions about management. His classes and lectures were enlightening to say the least.

I'm glad I was able to get into his class, it was the only class that I actually had trouble getting into...

This why I don't celebrate black history month...

I'm having a big celebration on Sunday for the Super Bowl, which will feature black people. Does that count?

Maybe but you have to feel guilty about it !

We have that show in America:

I don't know. Will the same republicans go after him with the same fervor they have with clinton, or will their hypocrisy come front and center?

Or maybe this is why its been sabotage gotcha *** all along.

That and pre-campaign smearing *** that she didnt need help with to ruin her campaign in the eyes of the people outside of benghazi and "I used Gmail for office work"

Politics in general is Hypocrisy at it's core~ Well, I should say modern-day politics.

And to answer Altima's question, about who I would vote for (assuming I could vote, though my question about that wasn't answerd, which was just to anyone who could correct me if I was wrong on something), I'd most likely do a write in, since I don't feel any of the candidates are worth voting for, on either side. I would still vote, just not for anyone on the current list of candidates.

Cruz has had some ammunition to criticize Trump (as have all the other candidates), but I'll agree that he's been attacking him personally, and maliciously, which needs to stop. He can attack his platform all he wants though.

As for the bad hair thing: Trump's is just as bad, if not worse, and he's all American. So, it can't be a Canadian thing. We wear toques to cover bad hair, not carpets to cover a bald spot.

As much as I dislike the idea of Trump making the whole election and presidential system commercial, and a means for re-launching his stagnant beaten dead horse brand, had he gone with a positive spin with the "Let's Make America Great Again" schtick, he could have even swayed a lot of the moderate/silent voters to his cause, which include the very minorities he's spoken out against as his official platform and main issue.

He's certainly not a dumb ***, so he knows he could have done this from the beginning. I'd write more, but it's already been said too many times.

On to something different:

Canada got a "Celebrity" Prime Minister with Justin Trudeau. And honestly, he's very much the same as Trump, but also very much involved as a political dynasty family, since his father was also a former Prime Minister. His whole campaign was basically being in the spot light, much like a celebrity rather than a politician. Like taking selfies with fans while at a memorial service for the leader of our Official Opposition, Jack Layton's funeral.