I would totally pack up the family into the station wagon and go see that ***...
walk across the top of it for half a mile.
toss some bread crumbs to the poor children on the other side...
look through those binocular stand things you have to stick a quarter in to get them to work...
Work out how you're going to get Mexico to pay for it. Join the Trump delegation as you march to the capital and demand payments for the wall and the subsequent laughter as Mexico laughs you off their territory.
It'll be almost as hilarious as when Herman Cain quoted a great poet who happened to write the lyrics for Pokemon 2000.