FFXIAH Linkshell Ni

Eorzea Time
 
 
 
Langues: JP EN FR DE
users online
Forum » Everything Else » Undead » FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
First Page 2 3 ... 219 220 221 ... 18549 18550 18551
 Valefor.Lilbusta
Offline
Serveur: Valefor
Game: FFXI
user:
Posts: 1759
By Valefor.Lilbusta 2009-07-22 16:46:44
 Delete | Edit  | Link | Citer | R
 
Saying ewww...that's just nasty is a cover-up. It's proven women are worse than men when it comes to sex, porn and fun.

It was really the additional line you added saying she was cool from the start but now is even "cooler" ;P
 Cerberus.Nieko
Offline
Serveur: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
user: Nieko
Posts: 1463
By Cerberus.Nieko 2009-07-22 16:47:23
Link | Citer | R
 
Xxnumbertwoxx said:


Why do I always meet the cool chicks on the internet in an anonymous fashion >.<

Cuz they're usually guys >.>
 Valefor.Lilbusta
Offline
Serveur: Valefor
Game: FFXI
user:
Posts: 1759
By Valefor.Lilbusta 2009-07-22 16:48:25
 Delete | Edit  | Link | Citer | R
 
Eternaltriumph said:
Well...there's a difference between money shot women who don't want it, and are terrified of it. Like...some women just know off the bat it's not fun, it's gonna suck to get it, it's gonna hurt, and it's sticky. Then there are those that don't think about it. Like...one ex didn't care if it got near/on the eyelid. Until one day it got in. It wasn't pretty and from thereon, thus, terrified and scarred for life.


That's reminds me of 40 Year Old Virgin ^^
 Asura.Celene
Offline
Serveur: Asura
Game: FFXI
user: Celene
Posts: 2467
By Asura.Celene 2009-07-22 16:48:40
Link | Citer | R
 
Lilbusta said:
It's proven women are worse than men when it comes to sex, porn and fun.


Where is this proof, please. And is it written by a male?
 Valefor.Lilbusta
Offline
Serveur: Valefor
Game: FFXI
user:
Posts: 1759
By Valefor.Lilbusta 2009-07-22 16:49:46
 Delete | Edit  | Link | Citer | R
 
Lemme go search through all my FHMs...

It wasn't written just by one person...this was a university study.
 Fairy.Bellaswan
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: Bellaswan
Posts: 298
By Fairy.Bellaswan 2009-07-22 16:50:57
Link | Citer | R
 
proof 1:
sex shop here you have to be 21 to get into...i've been sneaking into since i was 17
 Asura.Ludoggy
Offline
Serveur: Asura
Game: FFXI
user: Ludog
Posts: 36553
By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-07-22 16:51:06
Link | Citer | R
 
Celene said:
Lilbusta said:
It's proven women are worse than men when it comes to sex, porn and fun.


Where is this proof, please. And is it written by a male?

because it takes so god damn long for women to get started and finish...thats why!
 Fairy.Bellaswan
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: Bellaswan
Posts: 298
By Fairy.Bellaswan 2009-07-22 16:51:31
Link | Citer | R
 
to prove that women think about it moar!
 Fairy.Tbest
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: Tbest
Posts: 5490
By Fairy.Tbest 2009-07-22 16:51:37
Link | Citer | R
 
Celene said:
No one washes their face?
There is always that clean up stage after sex. <.<
*Nods.* Depends how messy the sex is though... >.> But... Can always move to the shower after sex for more fun. >.>
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: effedup
Posts: 5645
By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-07-22 16:52:49
Link | Citer | R
 
Nieko said:
Xxnumbertwoxx said:


Why do I always meet the cool chicks on the internet in an anonymous fashion >.<

Cuz they're usually guys >.>


Prolly true...
 Fairy.Bellaswan
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: Bellaswan
Posts: 298
By Fairy.Bellaswan 2009-07-22 16:53:10
Link | Citer | R
 
for ludo, merryxmas early:
 Cerberus.Nieko
Offline
Serveur: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
user: Nieko
Posts: 1463
By Cerberus.Nieko 2009-07-22 16:53:41
Link | Citer | R
 
I was never a fan of the money shot. I hate when the ***gets on me period so cant imagine it getting on my face therefore i couldnt do that to a girl i cared for. (yes i'm a strange man, i wont sleep with girls i dont care about) I am a way bigger fan of spraying somewhere inside. Mouth is the greatest btw. Just make sure u go gargle/brush before u try to kiss me or drink outta my glass.
 Fairy.Bellaswan
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: Bellaswan
Posts: 298
By Fairy.Bellaswan 2009-07-22 16:53:49
Link | Citer | R
 
i didn't scale it down...cause...it was supposed to be a BIG PRESENT
 Valefor.Lilbusta
Offline
Serveur: Valefor
Game: FFXI
user:
Posts: 1759
By Valefor.Lilbusta 2009-07-22 16:54:05
 Delete | Edit  | Link | Citer | R
 
Now what I think is funny is that women want to have that one person, yet want to have all those toys. Men want to have all those women, but are fine with that one toy(hand).
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: effedup
Posts: 5645
By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-07-22 16:56:19
Link | Citer | R
 
Lilbusta said:
Now what I think is funny is that women want to have that one person, yet want to have all those toys. Men want to have all those women, but are fine with that one toy(hand).


That's because men are easy, we wanna stick it, and it really doesn't matter where TBH. It's true.

Side note, I had a g/f once rant to me about how hard it is to read a guy during sex, and I was like "Are you *** kidding me??"...

She was a retard, though. Totally a looker, not a thinker lol
 Valefor.Lilbusta
Offline
Serveur: Valefor
Game: FFXI
user:
Posts: 1759
By Valefor.Lilbusta 2009-07-22 16:59:01
 Delete | Edit  | Link | Citer | R
 
Men...hard to read? Meh, women are taught how to play it out if it sucks. Just kidding though. Not all women are that evil...well idk about Aly. She surprises all of us daily.
 Asura.Ludoggy
Offline
Serveur: Asura
Game: FFXI
user: Ludog
Posts: 36553
By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-07-22 16:59:20
Link | Citer | R
 
Bellaswan said:
for ludo, merryxmas early:

tyvm.
Miho isnt one of my favorites though.
 Fairy.Tbest
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: Tbest
Posts: 5490
By Fairy.Tbest 2009-07-22 16:59:52
Link | Citer | R
 
Nieko said:
I was never a fan of the money shot. I hate when the ***gets on me period so cant imagine it getting on my face therefore i couldnt do that to a girl i cared for. (yes i'm a strange man, i wont sleep with girls i dont care about) I am a way bigger fan of spraying somewhere inside. Mouth is the greatest btw. Just make sure u go gargle/brush before u try to kiss me or drink outta my glass.
I wonder what the official term is for a fear of sperm.
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: effedup
Posts: 5645
By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-07-22 17:00:49
Link | Citer | R
 
Tbest said:
I wonder what the official term is for a fear of sperm.


Spermatophobia...

Google FTW
 Valefor.Lilbusta
Offline
Serveur: Valefor
Game: FFXI
user:
Posts: 1759
By Valefor.Lilbusta 2009-07-22 17:01:22
 Delete | Edit  | Link | Citer | R
 
Spermatophobia

It's sperm and other bodily fluids that go with it.
 Fairy.Tbest
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: Tbest
Posts: 5490
By Fairy.Tbest 2009-07-22 17:01:37
Link | Citer | R
 
*Points at Nieko.* Spermatophob!
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: effedup
Posts: 5645
By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-07-22 17:02:33
Link | Citer | R
 
OMG EVERYBODY SPAM IT!!!! SPERMATOPHOBIA!!!!

EDIT: oh lu doggy dogg deleted his post.

WHOS THE NINJA DELETER NOW!?!?!!?!?!?!!?
 Valefor.Lilbusta
Offline
Serveur: Valefor
Game: FFXI
user:
Posts: 1759
By Valefor.Lilbusta 2009-07-22 17:02:47
 Delete | Edit  | Link | Citer | R
 
FAIL!
 Fairy.Bellaswan
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: Bellaswan
Posts: 298
By Fairy.Bellaswan 2009-07-22 17:03:02
Link | Citer | R
 
it's not just sperm...it's all germs as they term it
 Asura.Ludoggy
Offline
Serveur: Asura
Game: FFXI
user: Ludog
Posts: 36553
By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-07-22 17:03:28
Link | Citer | R
 
Bellaswan said:
Ludoggy said:
Bellaswan said:
for ludo, merryxmas early:

tyvm.
Miho isnt one of my favorites though.

ok...i try again...

one at a time!
also whats with those bikinis using chains instead of strings?
 Fairy.Tbest
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: Tbest
Posts: 5490
By Fairy.Tbest 2009-07-22 17:04:19
Link | Citer | R
 
Chains are the new strings?
 Asura.Ludoggy
Offline
Serveur: Asura
Game: FFXI
user: Ludog
Posts: 36553
By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-07-22 17:04:25
Link | Citer | R
 
Xxnumbertwoxx said:
OMG EVERYBODY SPAM IT!!!! SPERMATOPHOBIA!!!!

EDIT: oh lu doggy dogg deleted his post.

WHOS THE NINJA DELETER NOW!?!?!!?!?!?!!?

well...3 people said it...and I'm just slow/busy on the game?
Bellaswan said:
it's not just sperm...it's all germs as they term it

thought it was all bodily fluids.
 Fairy.Bellaswan
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: Bellaswan
Posts: 298
By Fairy.Bellaswan 2009-07-22 17:04:34
Link | Citer | R
 
>.< I GIVE UP...YOU SPERMATOPHOBE!
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: effedup
Posts: 5645
By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-07-22 17:04:38
Link | Citer | R
 
Ludoggy said:
also whats with those bikinis using chains instead of strings?


Protection?
 Fairy.Bellaswan
Offline
Serveur: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: Bellaswan
Posts: 298
By Fairy.Bellaswan 2009-07-22 17:05:47
Link | Citer | R
 
says right at the top, fear of sperm and germs
First Page 2 3 ... 219 220 221 ... 18549 18550 18551