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 Shiva.Nikolce
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-23 10:21:10
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/tries to search for the official name for monday

[insert broken gears noise here]

/kicks the site

gdi... PARKER the search is borked again.

it was something like.... melancholy monday pity party protocol (temporary name) or...something...

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By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-23 10:40:12
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Man my willpower levels are loooooowwwwwwww today. there was too much action over the weekend. got into another email fight with some guy again already this morning. snafu.
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 Shiva.Spathaian
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-04-23 11:16:54
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Work is deadish.

Using time that I'm not writing Procedures/helping people to look for apartments and make general appointments.

Kinda just wanna go home and pass out.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-23 21:30:52
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I spent most of the day trying to get zero to join the Cadre of Evil...

/drums fingers on desk evil-y

couple more diaper runs and he will be ours
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-24 09:07:36
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-24 09:28:16
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/coffee

what else is good today?

PARKER!! PARKER Edit: $158 Million Sir.

WHAT!? PARKER Edit: Powerball Sir, it's at $158 Million.

oh right... it's probably is almost powerball daydream o'clock. What's that? almost a hundred mil cash?... fifty mil after taxes... {adding machine noises} hmmm tempting...

what else? I still need acquire the land for the fortress of solitude (temporary name) I only want to have to take care of about five acres but I might have to buy a bigger chunk and parcel it off....or develop it myself. hmmmm make my own little neighborhood.

Evil Estates 666 Morningstar Drive

I like it....
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-24 09:49:24
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/sails paper airplane across the conference room



hmmmm.

PARKER is it some kind of Mennonite holiday?

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By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-24 10:01:27
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I tried to sleep in, but the dogs decided to have an impromptu circus on the hardwood upstairs.

/shrug

lemme coffee up
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-24 10:09:02
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Oh,

I bought "kerbal space program" for the ps4, looks silly as hell, try to launch aliens into space and hijinks ensue.

"conan exiles" looks promising as a multiplayer one, but doesn't come out until the 8th.

still don't want to work, but I'm starting to get a small-ish backlog.

what to do.

hmmmmmmm.

yup.

that's the report from the west.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-24 10:12:12
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PARKER /enters the report, prints off the hard copy, loads it into the pneumatic tube and sends it to central filing
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-04-24 10:47:23
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I love quick responses...

Have an apartment viewing today, hopefully everything looks good because out of everything I looked at so far this looks like the best housing/neighborhood for the price.

*looks at work email*

Why... Why can these people not keep things in one area... I have 5 cases for the same issue... they know how to search for these cases by the contact... Bah.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-24 11:14:11
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Have an apartment viewing today, hopefully everything looks good because out of everything I looked at so far this looks like the best housing/neighborhood for the price.

that reminds me of a story..... [PARKER sighs deeply]

my wife and I were apartment hunting and we came across this great place and made the appointment and took the tour and everything was going well...

and we head to the apartment office and the apartment lady was kind of eyeballing us.... but I was wearing my well dressed man disguise at the time, full business suit, dress shoes the whole nine....

and I was all "it all looks great... we'll take it" finally the lady says ummm I don't know how to say this... but I don't think you will qualify... and I was all /wtf!?face ...qualify?

and she's like no...no... what I mean is this is um..you have to apply for it... and... well it's ahhh process that looks at your income and...

finally another lady chimes in and says it's section 8...

I exploded...this place is brand new!! it's nicer than the one I'm paying eight hundred bucks a month for now and you're telling me I make too much money to live here. WTF!?

I was so pissed off...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-24 11:28:22
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no.

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By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-04-24 11:56:50
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Have an apartment viewing today, hopefully everything looks good because out of everything I looked at so far this looks like the best housing/neighborhood for the price.

that reminds me of a story..... [PARKER sighs deeply]

my wife and I were apartment hunting and we came across this great place and made the appointment and took the tour and everything was going well...

and we head to the apartment office and the apartment lady was kind of eyeballing us.... but I was wearing my well dressed man disguise at the time, full business suit, dress shoes the whole nine....

and I was all "it all looks great... we'll take it" finally the lady says ummm I don't know how to say this... but I don't think you will qualify... and I was all /wtf!?face ...qualify?

and she's like no...no... what I mean is this is um..you have to apply for it... and... well it's ahhh process that looks at your income and...

finally another lady chimes in and says it's section 8...

I exploded...this place is brand new!! it's nicer than the one I'm paying eight hundred bucks a month for now and you're telling me I make too much money to live here. WTF!?

I was so pissed off...
That has to be the biggest blue ball in history...

If that were to happen I think I'd have a conniption fit.

*stares down at clothes* ***maybe I overdressed...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-24 12:27:44
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
That has to be the biggest blue ball in history...
If that were to happen I think I'd have a conniption fit.
*stares down at clothes* ***maybe I overdressed...

Always dress for success! they probably more clearly identify government housing now to avoid such occurances....

***... that was twenty five years ago... /feels old

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By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-04-24 12:43:34
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
That has to be the biggest blue ball in history...
If that were to happen I think I'd have a conniption fit.
*stares down at clothes* ***maybe I overdressed...

Always dress for success! they probably more clearly identify government housing now to avoid such occurances....

***... that was twenty five years ago... /feels old
Yea... You're pretty old...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-24 12:49:26
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Yea... You're pretty old...

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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2018-04-24 14:17:59
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I only wear sweat pants when I leave the house... it makes my *** feel like it’s sitting on feathers when I plop down on the lawn chair... dressing for success indeed...

Edited for plop but otherwise I stand by it...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-24 14:26:26
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
I only wear sweat pants when I leave the house... it makes my *** feel like it’s sitting on feathers when I poop down on the lawn chair... dressing for success indeed...

wtf.face
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-04-24 14:27:21
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
I only wear sweat pants when I leave the house... it makes my *** feel like it’s sitting on feathers when I poop down on the lawn chair... dressing for success indeed...

wtf.face
Seconded.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-24 14:33:03
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PARKER [beaten to the punch by a potato shame intensifies]
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-24 14:38:41
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
I only wear sweat pants when I leave the house... it makes my *** feel like it’s sitting on feathers when I poop down on the lawn chair... dressing for success indeed...

wtf.face
Seconded.

I'm afraid to ask for clarification....

flavin, you need to put on some khakis and go get a job.

your brain is on drugs.

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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-24 16:23:31
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Candlejack said: »
It could be worse.

I'm not so sure about that... He already lives as some sort of new age househusband, in Oklahoma, his only furnature is lawn, that he poops on, he's been cursed for all eternity with the nickname "Sugar Britches", he wears sweatpants that he made out of feathers?
and you showed up...

So it's difficult to imagine worse... I guess we'll see...
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2018-04-24 16:35:53
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I’m not a househusband I’m just retired... I do need to find a hobby here though... it was also supposed to be plop not poop lol... my days with khakis are over! I’ve given up the title of jake from State Farm and set my khakis aflame giving way for the sweatpants...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-24 17:09:15
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We want to believe you...but we aren't going to
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