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By Ramyrez 2017-09-19 11:47:00
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
idk about you the rest of you ladies and gentlemen and ladygentleman.... but I'm thinking about lunch...

hmmmmm jewbey tuesday -temporary name-

/ponders the great mystery of lunch

Korean BBQ beef sandwich with a side of special dark pretzels.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-19 13:01:19
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Ramyrez said: »
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idk about you the rest of you ladies and gentlemen and ladygentleman.... but I'm thinking about lunch...

hmmmmm jewbey tuesday -temporary name-

/ponders the great mystery of lunch

Korean BBQ beef sandwich with a side of special dark pretzels.

/offers some lame bbq chips as a trade

no... well fine then

/eats chips while researching where to get special dark pretzels
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By Nadleeh Sakurai 2017-09-19 13:07:12
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-19 13:09:08
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It's Chinese Wednesday!

uh oh....

/sprints to the time machine lab
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-19 13:10:07
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-19 13:58:48
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!!!HGUONE RAF S'TAHT POTS !!REKRAP
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-20 08:30:29
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Ramyrez said: »
It's Chinese Wednesday!

again!?

/checks the atomic reality clock

ok... no... that seems legit. I think we're good...we seem to be back on track now...

/irish coffee

PARKER /pukes into a trashcan

walk it off PARKER...that's just time sea sickness from the wrinkle yesterday...which actually happens later today... that powerful sense of deja vu that you'll experience all day is normal... just carry the can with you... after you wash it out.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-20 08:50:01
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/notices full bag of lame bbq chips on the lunch room table

wait a second....

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/eats chips

ugh...PARKER...go ahead and throw those away in case I unate them during the time correction when we went back to yesterday from later today.

no see I'm pretty sure we skipped ahead like a needle on a record and then I corrected it...but the correction didn't actually happen yet so you don't remember it.

look if time travel was simple everyone would do it!!! just use the portal gun to throw those chips into some other dimension...I can't even look at them anymore...

if you see any uneaten sandwiches throw those out too.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-20 09:41:44
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DON'T EAT THOSE PRETZELS!!!

/smacks


goddamnit... it why did it have to happen right at lunch time...so gross...

no wait! it happens today at lunch time!!! that's why it's not on the security cameras! because it hasn't happened yet!

scramble the ninjas! seal the castle! sound the alarms

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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-20 09:59:20
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hang on... PARKER go get the whiteboard I'll draw it out before we get too confused... because we're coming up on the overlap in the current time stream....

ok...so today... right before Misao shows up around 1:00 and wishes us all a happy chinese wednesday someone tinkers with the time machine and hurtles us back to yesterday...back to probably right when PARKER got sick... or he got sick afterwards... after the correction.

so in "timeline a" someone tinkers with the time machine very soon from now,,,

but this is now "timeline b" after the time stream was restored which hasn't happened yet...

so it's either misao, whoever shows up right before misao or nobody because it doesn't happen in this reality...

it's either about to be yesterday all over again...or it already is... either way I vote we postpone lunch until...later

after whatever happens either does or doesn't happen
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-20 10:13:06
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I feel like getting drunk enough to sleep until what I can only hope would end up being thursday...

or maybe that's what does happen... maybe we all get wrecked at lunch.

hmmm.... also if I get too drunk or somehow physically restrain myself now I won't be able to accidentally or purposefully use the time machine to make it yesterday....but I also won't be able to catch whoever it is if it's not me....

and simple math dictates that the odds are it isn't me... and I'll just end up tied to a chair or something...

can anyone think of any reason why anyone would want it to be yesterday?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-20 10:29:34
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I'm pretty sure we skipped ahead like a needle on a record and then I corrected it.

no...in timeline a we go backwards from later today to before lunch yesterday and I used control Z it to undo it
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-20 10:31:43
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
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I'm pretty sure we skipped ahead like a needle on a record and then I corrected it.

no...in timeline a we go backwards from later today to before lunch yesterday and I used control Z it to undo it

I think you should both shut the hell up so that I can concentrate on...

wait a second... this is not good....
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-21 10:46:17
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/wakes up

ugh... /rubs temples

Shiva.Nikolce said: »
can anyone think of any reason why anyone would want it to be yesterday?

ok...so my plan to get drunk and pass out worked perfectly...

in the original timeline I think I was still thinking about the special dark pretzels on wednesday so I told PARKER to go get the special dark pretzels and since he is an idiot and he was unsure which special dark pretzels ramy had gotten... he used the time machine to travel back in time to steal them.

but it pulled the entire castle back to tuesday so then when wednesday came around again I locked down the castle, tied PARKER to a chair and got drunk and passed out....

which stopped it from happening the third time... or maybe the forth time..

ok... I'm not 100% certain how many times I made the same mistake before realizing it probably was me and then getting drunk and passing out thus stopping it from happening....

so if you feel like you already worked seven or eight days this week and you're super tired...that's why.
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By Ramyrez 2017-09-21 11:14:51
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so if you feel like you already worked seven or eight days this week and you're super tired...that's why.

You ***.
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-09-21 12:03:15
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our dispatch guy flaked out so now I'm knee deep in the public. I want to die.

10 days to go until the replacement is here.
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By Ramyrez 2017-09-21 12:19:42
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our dispatch guy flaked out so now I'm knee deep in the public. I want to die.

10 days to go until the replacement is here.

And because Nik's been playing with the time machine like a kid who just discovered the little twangy door spring, expect that 10 days to go on for about two millennia.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-21 13:01:46
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expect that 10 days to go on for about two millennia.

c'mon....three weeks tops...
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By Ramyrez 2017-09-21 14:20:10
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Ramyrez said: »
expect that 10 days to go on for about two millennia.

c'mon....three weeks tops...

Are you sure?

I feel like somewhere in their exponentials and cumulative upkeep start figuring in.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-21 14:32:49
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the average ticker only has enough in it to ticktock about 2.5 billion times... whether it's over the course of eighty years... or all on same day which was accidentally repeated 30,000 times...

GROUNDHOG DAY

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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2017-09-21 16:45:00
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FRANK?! IS THAT YOU?

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i did adult stuff while you were gone nik. i'm getting a house built
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