FFXIAH Linkshell Ni

Wasn't my fault, blame Flavin, boycott Amish furniture and stuff.

-cough all over ni-

Anna is like Danny Brown shitposting all over our Linkshell Ni mixtape.

Pls no misa, i don't want to catch misabird flu

You'll be dead in a ditch by tuesday if you catch it \o/

I AM VINDICATED

I also place honorary blame on Ramy because he did nothing to stop whatever happened.

Snitches get stitches, girlboy.

It may just be one symptom of a much larger problem...

Apocalypse... The Fall of the Kingdom of NI


Once upon a time....

Dameshi God King of NI lead a massive army of Noble Knights of NI into the vast wastelands beyond Narnia on a series of dramatic conquests... long since written into NI legends... To Mega Therion.. The Endless Summer of Blood and Sand.. The Dawn of Megiddo...The Extermination of the Tentacle Monsters of the Undersea Temple, The complete destruction of Subligarian Empire,

Meanwhile...a handful of old winos, myself included, crept into the castle and passed themselves off as loyal servants to avoid detection... Mosin became the executioner, Sugar Britches got us sweet deals on insurance, I ...accidentally reduced the prisoner population through neglect...each of us "helped" (term used loosely) in our own way...

But time dragged on and just like Gengis Khan, Meshi one day grew weary of conquest. He relinquished his crown...installed Misao as the democratically elected president of a new...representative republic? who knows! If you ask me it all started going south when we didn't just kill Dave, the president of the HoA that made us bury all the dead people in the meadow.

I thought the smell was tolerable... and it served as a reminder to those that would consider usurping the throne

Right... but then Meshi joined the Council of *** which now outnumbers the total number of the rest of the forum posters....and ***just got all weird and awkward...like when your buddy in grade school throws out all his army guys and starts talking about girls and shaving.... and your whole basement is all set up for an army man battle or a rubber band fight or something fun but your buddy just stays home and faps

Meshi started getting acne and pubic hair and then his balls dropped and he got all bitchy and weird... and all the lotion and tissues disappeared....

He grew up. He became a man and put away childish things...

He doesn't seem to have time to play with us any more...

I hear he developed a taste for free form jazz...and art... and spends all his time talking about tax deductions...and synergy in the workplace...

Which is almost fun... I tried to go along with it... but.

I still want to have fun and set ***on fire... but now it's like DON'T BURN THOSE FILES! WE MAY NEED THEM FOR THE AUDIT!

and ***like that...

and I like Magnuss' suggestion that I *** off and go somewhere else... but I stumbled on this place by accident....

moving will require work and I am really really really really really really really lazy I can't emphasize this part enough

I mean like if there was a machine that would breathe for me I would buy it... on line of course... if they threw in the shipping and I didn't have to fill out a huge form...

I'm the guy that signs in as a guest every time at the pizza website because I can't be bothered filling out a five blank spots on a form

and I still think you guys underestimate the level of laziness I'm at...

most plants are less lazy than me...

But getting back to the point... Meshi grew up and it's getting kinda boring and I think girlboy shitposts repetitively because he is NERVOUS.... he senses "change" in a vague, broad sense without any understanding at all whats going on around him. but it causes him to fidget.

Or he caught whatever disease Scuba Steve had that caused him to shitpost and it's contagious and we should all get tested... and avoid the guacamole...

Wait a second... Meshi likes free form jazz?

Jazz is crap.

EXACTLY!!!

I dunno, man. Cigar, a fine single malt, a smoky room and someone who still has their soul to pour out doing so on the stage?

Nik, I will never grow up. For you see I just want to be a Toys R Us kid growing up is boring and, quite frankly, too much effort for me. Besides I don't have 2 aquariums.

As long as Chinese Wednesday is observed (node 305 in case I forget/am not around on the holy day to post it), some prisoners are tortured, and PARKER does some stuff around Ni then my iron fist rule here is not necessary. Besides, I believe in Misapres™ and I know how much you hate the color green. It's not befitting of a former king to torment his former subjects. Or is it? Is there a precedent for that somewhere? PARKER look into this for me.

No, I am not into free form Jazz and workplace synergy sounds like middle management ***. Tax deductions are okay.

Has your mind been put at ease?

Nik, if you're right about this jazz thing it might just be enough to start the impeachment process.

This is a particularly bad *** up if it's true, Meshi.

I guess we'll find out after I'm done searching your place..

Side note: come home late

And sorry about your pillows

PARKER! DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY!

no....








but only because I ignored my own advice and ate the guacamole...

<really loud stomach/intestine noises>

The number of cheese related searches is honestly a little unsettling

and see, this is why I, as soon as I took office, placed a ban on all Avocado products.

lmfao, made my day.

someone get the tattoo gun and put it on PARKER under "never answer the phone"....

jazz is blues lame cousin.

Oh... and dumb old rooks says the Breakaway Republic of HoboUtopia (temporary name) idea won't work because it would require yes... which of course we all know is rooks' kryptonite

<cough> trivia game </cough>

oh well...

PARKER!

what plan letter are we on next?

Big rock candy mountain.

a very untasteful italian wraap

I think you're misunderstanding me, there. I wasn't suggesting you leave - I actually appreciate your erratic sense of storytelling and your unique style of sarcastic bullshitry.

I was actually just trying to be a smartass by pointing out that you wanted a place on here free of moderation and I was saying that such a thing doesn't exist here. Not that I want you gone, but rather to play the game. You don't need to worry about moderation if you mind your P's and Q's and take your rancor to a PM.

Bah ba but... rancorous postings for the public are the best!