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Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-20 10:50:30
We're not pretending anything.
I am.
I am pretending I am not at work.
I am pretending I care
I am pretending I am a wizard
I am pretending I backread.
By Ramyrez 2016-10-20 10:56:42
We're not pretending anything.
I am.
I am pretending I am not at work.
I am pretending I care
I am pretending I am a wizard
Cat, please. You are magical and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Serveur: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 10:57:07
We're not pretending anything.
I am.
I am pretending I am not at work.
I am pretending I care
I am pretending I am a wizard
I am pretending I backread. Cat for President!
By Ramyrez 2016-10-20 10:59:07
we're a bunch of drunken idiots that were kicked out of every decent country on the planet...so much so that we can't even collectively even remember from which one any more.
Well to keep the theme.
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Bismarck.Misao
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Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-20 11:13:52
THE TIME IS MEOW
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:21:03
We're not pretending anything.
I am.
I am pretending I am not at work.
I am pretending I care
I am pretending I am a wizard
Cat, please. You are magical and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Remo, stop lying to the masses.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2016-10-20 11:24:38
That's a huge ladle... I'd believe weird al has some kinda magic in his hair though...
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Serveur: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 11:26:07
We're not pretending anything.
I am.
I am pretending I am not at work.
I am pretending I care
I am pretending I am a wizard
Cat, please. You are magical and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Remo, stop lying to the masses.
If the King won't do it someone has to!
Bismarck.Misao
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Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-20 11:27:42
you want lies?
I will give you lies.
THERE IS NO PARKER CLONING MACHINE.
Serveur: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 11:28:28
you want lies?
I will give you lies.
THERE IS NO PARKER CLONING MACHINE. So we just have one super human PARKER doing everything and faking his deaths?
You go, PARKER!
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2016-10-20 11:28:50
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:31:28
It is my civic duty to expose lies and spread truth through the land.
Now, everyone remember to take your daily happiness and good health pills provided by the Ni Officials Of Sanctity & Energy or else you will become unhappy and die!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 11:34:17
It is my civic duty to expose lies and spread truth through the land.
Now, everyone remember to take your daily happiness and good health pills provided by the Ni Officials Of Sanctity & Energy or else you will become unhappy and die! I lost my pills in the toilet and now feel hyper and joyous. Am I going to die?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:35:45
It is my civic duty to expose lies and spread truth through the land.
Now, everyone remember to take your daily happiness and good health pills provided by the Ni Officials Of Sanctity & Energy or else you will become unhappy and die! I lost my pills in the toilet and now feel hyper and joyous. Am I going to die? Hyper and joyous? You are clearly delusional. You feel very tired, sluggish and weak. Crippling despair haunts your every thought.
*slowly motions for guards to take Spath away*
But don't worry, the N.O.O.S.E. can make you right as rain!
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Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 11:39:28
It is my civic duty to expose lies and spread truth through the land.
Now, everyone remember to take your daily happiness and good health pills provided by the Ni Officials Of Sanctity & Energy or else you will become unhappy and die! I lost my pills in the toilet and now feel hyper and joyous. Am I going to die? Hyper and joyous? You are clearly delusional. You feel very tired, sluggish and weak. Crippling despair haunts your every thought.
*slowly motions for guards to take Spath away*
But don't worry, the N.O.O.S.E. can make you right as rain! I knew I should have been more careful! Who knew I was so terribly out of sorts.
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Bismarck.Misao
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-20 11:40:51
as the first and only candidate for president for USA FFXIAH
-cheese in every household
-no taxes*
-I will lie my *** off ( see-> *)
-vegans will be shot on sight
-mandatory Chinese wed*
-a parker in every household
-casual friday shall be known as Cosplay Friday.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:41:44
One must be more careful with such an important aspect of their life!
To mark this important event in our history, we shall become even more happy and healthy. DOUBLE PILL RATIONS FOR ALL!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:43:41
as the first and only candidate for president for USA FFXIAH
-cheese in every household
-no taxes*
-I will lie my *** off ( see-> *)
-vegans will be shot on sight
-mandatory Chinese wed*
-a parker in every household
-casual friday shall be known as Cosplay Friday. Wait wait wait, what is this? President? There are no presidents in a monarchy!
I just... you're... but... are you... is this... REVOLUTION?!
As current ruling King, I hereby announce that I too shall run for president. I stand for...
Wait did you say cheese in every household?!
I renounce my candidacy and instead back our new cat overlord.
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-20 11:44:57
-a parker in every household
/shudder
/sneaks a swig from the flask
I still haven't gotten over creating the first one...
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 11:46:05
as the first and only candidate for president for USA FFXIAH
-cheese in every household
-no taxes*
-I will lie my *** off ( see-> *)
-vegans will be shot on sight
-mandatory Chinese wed*
-a parker in every household
-casual friday shall be known as Cosplay Friday. Wait wait wait, what is this? President? There are no presidents in a monarchy!
I just... you're... but... are you... is this... REVOLUTION?!
As current ruling King, I hereby announce that I too shall run for president. I stand for...
Wait did you say cheese in every household?!
I renounce my candidacy and instead back our new cat overlord. And thus did the Kingdom of Ni fall and the rise of the Republic of Ni begin.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:48:35
And thus did The Royal Kingdom Of Ni And Its Benefactors Brought To You By Staples® fall and the rise of the Republic of Ni begin. ftfy.
Bismarck.Misao
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Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-20 11:49:46
Nick, all soap tax will be allocated into the Parker Cloning Facility and the Weather Machine of Doom.
Medicine and pills will be replaced by random candy.
Diabetus?
have some fizzy candy.
edit:
Old King will be relocated to a themepark restaurant museum (and cheese factory) with mock battles of Old Ni
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 11:51:01
Wait, we had a benefactor? When the hell did we get backed by Staples?
WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THAT MONEY GO?!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:52:22
Nick, all soap tax will be allocated into the Parker Cloning Facility and the Weather Machine of Doom.
Medicine and pills will be replaced by random candy.
Diabetus?
have some fizzy candy.
edit:
Old King will be relocated to a themepark restaurant museum with mock battles of Old Ni *takes a bite of Swiss cheese, right off the block like a savage*
His domestic policy is like a page out of my book.
Now let's see how he handles the finances.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 11:53:19
Wait, we had a benefactor? When the hell did we get backed by Staples?
WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THAT MONEY GO?! Mind control medicine isn't cheap you know.
Uh I mean. Health and happiness pills. Yeah. Those aren't cheap.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-20 11:58:53
the Parker Cloning Facility
maybe you weren't here when it happened... but Mosin and I were just joking around about hiring an intern in the REAL WORLD to find videos and gifs for us and stuff and I wanted to name him PARKER so I could yell like JJJ from spiderman...
that entire thread we discussed it in is gone ok.
Now we (Mosin and I) can't even find gifs on our own...we don't have any idea how to do any of the things PARKER started doing on his own. I wish I was joking.
I have long suspected Scragg but I don't have any proof of his involvement.... I only hope you are a fast reader because PARKER will probably also delete this message....
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-10-20 11:59:56
True enough.
I'm sure the real question on everyone's minds right now is "How long before we descend back into a monarchy?"
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-10-20 12:10:10
the Parker Cloning Facility
maybe you weren't here when it happened... but Mosin and I were just joking around about hiring an intern in the REAL WORLD to find videos and gifs for us and stuff and I wanted to name him PARKER so I could yell like JJJ from spiderman...
that entire thread we discussed it in is gone ok.
Now we (Mosin and I) can't even find gifs on our own...we don't have any idea how to do any of the things PARKER started doing on his own. I wish I was joking.
I have long suspected Scragg but I don't have any proof of his involvement.... I only hope you are a fast reader because PARKER will probably also delete this message.... Where do I apply for this position?
I was recently let go from my last position as King.
Bismarck.Misao
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Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2016-10-20 12:10:42
so the cloning facility is a no-go?
then parker will just have to run around to every household and get everyone's gifs.
Now let's see how he handles the finances.
finances? everyone should give me their CC numbers.
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-10-20 12:17:21
Where do I apply for this position?
I was recently let go from my last position as King.
I'm sorry we already hired chuu...
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
February 1st, 2012
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
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