Siren.Mosin said: »
Skully & Xueye back on the same day?!?!?!
the stars must be aligned perfectly for mayhem today, comrades.
the stars must be aligned perfectly for mayhem today, comrades.
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Rooks said: » For years, I had a convert macro: /ja "Convert" <me> /p aggro /ja "Convert" <me> /wait 5 /ja "Divine Seal" <me> /wait 5 /ma "Cure IV" <me> I never died while converting. I also got a ton of hate, but whatcha gon' do?
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Legends of the Worst Whm on Shiva... Chapter twelve - why cure now when you can always raise later
Cure 3 is plenty for anyone... and if it isn't, they suck and they need to learn fast or get better gear before taking hate away from the tank... Whm is the squishyiest *** that ever flounced about the battlefield and it's the tank's job is to hold hate so the mob doesn't go ape ***on the squishy mages. It's the DD's job to kill the mob WITHOUT pulling hate from the tank. it takes patience, it takes practice, it takes mathematical calculations. If the DD pulls hate off the tank I am not going to commit suicide cure bombing the hate directly onto myself. You are going to die and learn the hard way not to do it again. I have scraped more stubborn dds off the floor of dynamis than a dozen "good" whm that pull hate and die and then get screamed at for the next five minutes while they are weak/healing mp for not buffing/curing the party/alliance if the only whm in the alliance dies, chances are good you're going wipe. but if one jackass dd that refuses to be patient dies NOTHING HAPPENS sure he gets tea~bagged a few times and a complimentary R1 if he forgot his reraise...
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Legends of the Worst Whm on Shiva... Chapter twelve - why cure now when you can always raise later Cure 3 is plenty for anyone... and if it isn't, they suck and they need to learn fast or get better gear before taking hate away from the tank... Whm is the squishyiest *** that ever flounced about the battlefield and it's the tank's job is to hold hate so the mob doesn't go ape ***on the squishy mages. It's the DD's job to kill the mob WITHOUT pulling hate from the tank. it takes patience, it takes practice, it takes mathematical calculations. If the DD pulls hate off the tank I am not going to commit suicide cure bombing the hate directly onto myself. You are going to die and learn the hard way not to do it again. You could've always made friends with a thief and have them sata the DDs that you wanted dead too
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SCH is healing master race.
Once had a WHM who ignored the PLD's request for a drop-tele and sneak/invis rep to camp...rep brought oil and powder so he arrives at camp. Original PLD still asking for tele so he doesn't lose his XP he JUST got. "I don't understand what you mean..." the English-speaking WHM says. "I need you to drop, I will invite you, you tele me to Altep, you come back here and rejoin the party." which is pretty explanatory but the WHM asks "Huh? Why?"
"So I can log off in Rabao, I have to leave for work in like 30 mins. He */pointing at rep* is my replacement. *drops*" The leader, the PLD's mean-*** wife invites the rep and the WHM starts pro/shell. "Are you going to tele him?" "No, what for?" "He's already explained it as simple as he can like six times now." "I don't get his point." "Want me to start looking for a new healer?" "There aren't any but keep your eye out for one." In the end the PLD ended up blood porting and we repped the WHM who then stood around at camp, wondering what had happened. Asura.Dameshi said: » SCH is healing master race. True until Solace and Empyrean legs showed up, maybe. After that? No way. Anna Ruthven said: » story time Why is the WHM's job to run around and taxi people? And why doesn't that PLD have a warp scroll if he's so concerned about exp?
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He forgot to get one. Either that or we started with an LS BLM who left. Dunno. We were at the Amemet camp in Kuftal so it wasn't a long walk back, the WHM didn't refuse to teleport, he refused to understand....and you could tell he wasn't trolling.
Shiva.Nikolce said: » why cure now when you can always raise later Not to backtrack to yesterday's Dynamis discussion, but white mages like this didn't last long in my ls. Similarly, idiot DDs got told and fixed their behavior or didn't last either. Team players only. I don't give a ***about your parse and I'm not letting you collect gear for being lazy. I could tell you other stories about my FFXI days but most of them aren't suitable for these forums. >.>
They're FFXI forums.
Unless they're dipping into the verboten sexual escapades, they're appropriate! Ramyrez said: » They're FFXI forums. Unless they're dipping into the verboten sexual escapades, they're appropriate! I used to join Dom Ops alliances and when I got bored, I'd start pulling random NMs to the alliance. "Halp it chase it big it mean!!" Sometimes even popping NMs and claiming they aggroed "I not no where it come but it chase"
I'd also do this during LS events. Such a troll!
I'd SATA LS mate's who were too close or trying to proc like BRDs, WHMs, BLMs, etc.
When I'd lead LS events, I'd do NMs out of order and drag people from one side of the map to the other just to see who'd get mad or say anything. I've always contended that you're the worst. You only ever prove me right.
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Siren.Mosin said: » I've always contended that you're the worst. You only ever prove me right.
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Anna Ruthven said: » I'd SATA LS mate's who were too close or trying to proc like BRDs, WHMs, BLMs, etc. I STILL do this. *** GEO anyhow. Anna Ruthven said: » When I'd lead LS events, I'd do NMs out of order and drag people from one side of the map to the other just to see who'd get mad or say anything. I'm convinced my ls leader does this. She acts like a ditz, but she's a lawyer with accreditation in several states. I'm sure she's just *** with us because we can't prove it. Edit: Don't ask me why I made that two posts, I don't *** know, I'm having a very angry morning.
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One time I transferred servers with a friend to join our other friends. I geared up my sam with super gimp gear and came to the LS event. Friend looked at me and /sighed and ran to the AH and bought everything like hagun, hauby+1 etc etc. He comes running back and I put all my real gear on and he just stares at me and says in party chat "WTF" then slowly walks away to the AH.
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volkom said: » One time I transferred servers with a friend to join our other friends. I geared up my sam with super gimp gear and came to the LS event. Friend looked at me and /sighed and ran to the AH and bought everything like hagun, hauby+1 etc etc. He comes running back and I put all my real gear on and he just stares at me and says in party chat "WTF" then slowly walks away to the AH.
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-MISA, come WHM to the LS Event!
-hdfkhsdgfhkadsvhkfadshvkas FU I just put everything away and geared Corsair, you *** know how much space I have on COR? -Just *** come! come naked if you have to! -WEL *** YOU! *shows up to event with nothing but lvl1 RSE and mog-rod on -I hate you Misa... I *** hate you.
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I became very...VERY quick at swapping my gear out. It was the way I situated stuff.
I'll admit to donning a Cheshire cat grin while booting people from the party before the tele for shits and gigs. When I came back, there were those tele stations in town. Sad BLM. Cut some fun out of it sometimes.
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few times we opened dynamis to randoms, we placed a BLM in each party, so in case theey became loot *** or pulled bad ***, we'd just D2. lol
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Whm is the squishyiest *** that ever flounced about the battlefield Blm, brd, or smn is much squisher. Otherwise, I agree with your cure philosophy. I'm a big fan of regen too.
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My LS hated me after I told them Shikigami Weapon was up and they all died to the big train they made and I went "jk lol"
I was bored in Sky waiting for the event to start and wanted them to gather faster I didn't get healed for weeks
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I think I told this story before?
Leveling Summoner in Crawler's nest in a party. standard setup. shortly after joining set party, tank and PL leave, new tank rolls in, a Paladin... we continue. "think I can get 40 today?" (what where those beetles, late 20's? early 30's?) which we were like lolnope. we had issues. slow killing, hate everywhere, WHM was almost out of MP every fight and I had to cover with cures... something was wrong here. I pay attention... --Paladin MP at full.... WAT. he was not using spells, much less his cures.... <"dude, you should cast heal on yourself,keep hate and lessen the healing burden" >"I wouldnt be hurting this much if you would just heal me, it is a job as a healer! you hypocrite" -blank stare- did he just...? so as pulls continue, eventually the inevitable happens. Thief agroes a beetle as he pulled one to camp. >> sorry, Agro -thief runs in, healer heals, paladin... runs away dropping party....? so 5 of us, 2 casualties, managed to kill the beetles. Paladin runs back to us.... >"sorry, didnt want to die" then flags up >"invite again plz" so we stand there with a dumb look on our faces... "did that just happen? ...why would we need him back? we just killed 2 beetles without him...." so we tell him, sorry "we dont need a paladin like you." "well FU, you hipocrite, you tell em to heal myself because you dont want to do your job, but joke is on you, I will go back to town and get a new party in under 5 mins hahahahahahaha" and goes back to jeuno. we continue killing, slow but actually faster without the pld, no tanks to be found but only this jerk. someone's friend comes in as RDM and helps with heals, kills tripple in speed. out of curiosity, I keep tabs on this guy. 7 mins after he hits jueno, he gets a party. he is back in Crawler's nest..... -ahem- /shout Hello! Paladin <Banana ugly face> will run and disband at the 1st sight of trouble! and wont even heal himself! - 1~2 mins later - A party leader's tell: "omg really? that is horrible, we just got him in our party ; ; " 3~5 mins later <banana uglyface>: " i *** hate you blah blah blah blah blah" /sea all <banana ugly face> - Jeuno LFP 10 mins later - offline.
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