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By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-05-01 08:12:02
Holy
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Less than one week til I leave.
I'm scared ;-; You should be, Gaijin lovers are something to be feared, they'll mess with you, your mind, and most importantly your money. Hug me, Anna Onry if u marry me and give me expensive gifts. ಠ_ಠ D=
How about some Buddy's Pizza?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-01 08:12:39
That show was good, but I would feel full just watching it. Could you imagine eating some of those meals in one sitting, or the aftermath? I'm actually going to be doing a Man vs. Food competition type deal this Sunday. A friend and I are going to try and tackle a 24 inch pizza together within in an hour.
He had to "retire" from doing the challenges himself for medical reasons... but that was after something like 86 challenges lol.
PARKER Edit: 48 wins for "Man" and 38 wins for "Food".
There is no mention of how many times food "won" later... during the rematch... porcelain ring... <round two bell dings>
Probably all of them... it's one of those winning the battle and loosing the war type deals...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-01 08:40:40
PARKER Edit: /shakes head sadly... girlboy....have you truly learned nothing?
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-05-01 08:46:30
I'm about to go curb stomping in the $6 thread.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-05-01 08:55:38
I also can't get involved with the ***with Weakness again.
I gotta get outta here... now where is it... damn parker I saw him with it last... ahh there it is....
/chloroforming it up
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-01 08:58:47
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-01 09:12:22
I also can't get involved with the ***with Weakness again.
/checks watch
Is it time for a startling reappraisal of why we even bother again already!?
It's times like these I fear that NI truly is the final stronghold, the last bastion of freedom from berserk sleaziness and complete moral corruption and degradation...
how long can the walls hold?
Edit: forget the horn PARKER... I like flav's idea! bring on the chloroform!
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Siren.Mosin
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-05-01 09:24:08
phalanx it up boys, it's gonna be a rough summer.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-05-01 09:42:46
I also can't get involved with the ***with Weakness again.
/checks watch
Is it time for a startling reappraisal of why we even bother again already!?
It's times like these I fear that NI truly is the final stronghold, the last bastion of freedom from berserk sleaziness and complete moral corruption and degradation...
how long can the walls hold?
Edit: forget the horn PARKER... I like flav's idea! bring on the chloroform! Just have parker come out with the NAP! bottle... spray it in our faces until we pass out like they did to that little baby. Though... do I trust him to ever stop...
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-05-01 09:46:48
phalanx it up boys, it's gonna be a rough cruel summer.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-05-01 09:56:14
The cholorform wore off too soon.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-01 10:07:48
I have pondering this for quite some time. Because I can't for the life of me figure out how guys bring themselves to cheat on their wives. they put their marriage at risk, their wife's health at risk (stds), their kids at risk (magic johnson), their names, their fortunes, their entire lives. I have seen it destroy whole families so many times it's like watching a bad rerun over and over and over.
It's like watching Titanic... You already know what's going to happen and you're just waiting for the screaming.
When you think about it logically, there is just not any possible positive outcome....none.
In the "best" case scenario, you have an affair, (hurrah?) and the woman doesn't have any diseases or get pregnant or go psycho or blackmail you, or get heartbroken, or demand money, or stalk your wife, or demand any further attention from you whatsoever, what do you end up with?
GUILT and guilt you can't possibly hope to escape. and at that point you can let it eat you up inside until it kills you or confess and shatter your wife and marriage.
I think men wrap themselves up in a fantasy about how it's all going to play out. At some point, for whatever reason, they let go of reality and live in this romantic day dream. It's only a matter of time before reality comes crashing down on weakness but I have seen this a million times and I have never found a way to stop some idiot from ruining his life.
It's like they just won't snap out of it until the crash happens.
/snaps his fingers HELLO! IS THERE ANYBODY IN THERE!?
nothing...
so, let him learn the hard way I guess....
You have been consumed with self, weakness. Your thoughts and actions are purely selfish. You are thinking only of yourself and of your own foolish wants. it is a WANT, not a need, a desire of the flesh. the chirping of your primitive chimp brain held over from antiquity...telling you that you deserve more. You don't.
Nothing good can come of this. The guilt alone is a hell you will never be able to escape. That's why they put the sign on the gate....
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2014-05-01 10:10:56
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By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-05-01 10:16:16
I have pondering this for quite some time. Because I can't for the life of me figure out how guys bring themselves to cheat on their wives. they put their marriage at risk, their wife's health at risk (stds), their kids at risk (magic johnson), their names, their fortunes, their entire lives. I have seen it destroy whole families so many times it's like watching a bad rerun over and over and over. I also wonder that too. But, going by what weakness claims, his wife knows and is okay with it (open relationship). I think it's all up to this new girl, if she's okay with that type of stuff.
Some places polygamy is accepted. Others it's seen as a bad thing. I personally don't give a ***as long as he's not cheating on his wife behind her back.
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2014-05-01 10:17:40
How did we get to a rant about infidelity? I R Lost.
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By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-05-01 10:21:28
How did we get to a rant about infidelity? I R Lost. go read RT thread.
basically Weakness wants to ask a girl out. He's in an open relationship with his wife so she knows (and is okay with it) that he'll be dating other girls as long as he tells her.
Flav thinks open relationship = for cheaters (it's understandable) and made some comments. (Tho, Flav, if you step in to bang his wife, if she not willing, it's considered rape btw.)
tl;dr
Weakness can date other girls while married without getting in trouble and Flav thinks he should get in trouble.
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2014-05-01 10:23:44
meh... if that's how it works for them that's how it works. She's probably got self esteem issues and penchant for passive aggressiveness and will one day murder him; unless she gets to get her kicks in too.
edit: read the thread, sounds like a typical beard relationship.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-05-01 10:32:19
How did rape get thrown into this? Seriously? How did your mind go to rape on that?
The point of the statement is to show how ridiculous the whole thing is and his response just shows that it's not truly an open relationship.
Also Scuba Stever that's not what I think at all lol... What I think is that he will be coming back here eventually talking about how his marriage failed and asking how it all went wrong lol...
Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-05-01 10:33:56
/clicks tongue
IDK. The two things that come to mind are...
A. What's the point of even being married?
B. Hopefully, the other girl will come out emotionally unscathed and isn't being used.
Nothing anyone can do about it. It seems like it could blow up in his face though. Whatever... :/
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-01 10:36:56
Back when I was a garbage man I worked with a guy who got a second job at a beer and wine drive thru to help make ends meet while his wife was out of work having their baby. She was the cutest little red headed ball of fire you ever saw...(the baby)
Not long after he started working there he developed an attraction to a young woman that worked there as well. and lacking attention at home (because his wife was recovering from a traumatic deliver) his mind started getting away from him.
We talked about it day after day for I forget how long... with me as the voice of reason and him as the lustful wraith screeching for meat...
eventually he quit listening to me and gave in to his desires, AND regretted it immediately, AND found out they had gotten caught on the store's video security camera, AND both lost their jobs, AND buckled under the guilt AND confessed to his wife AND AND AND AND AND
<insert picture of cute little red haired girl baby girl with tear running down her cheek, missing her daddy here>
and goddamit I have seen it so many times since then I feel like I have lifetime season tickets.
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By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-05-01 10:37:35
Yeah, I know you are Flav. Just it seems like you're assuming that others are reading your mind when you post those "then I'm gonna go screw your wife" type remarks.
Yeah, people who know how you post understand it. But do you really think others will understand you when you make replies like that?
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-05-01 10:41:22
It's a known fact that several thoughts send the human mind to the topic of rape. For instance, talking about marriage is fine, but talking about extramarital relations -> rape.
Other examples:
Genghis Kahn -> rape
Alcohol -> rape
Abortion -> rape
"I'm gonna lay down and rest." -> rape
Thanksgiving -> rape
There are many more things that make the human brain think of rape, can you name more?
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By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-05-01 10:42:15
That was an interesting porno.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-05-01 10:44:23
Yeah, I know you are Flav. Just it seems like you're assuming that others are reading your mind when you post those "then I'm gonna go screw your wife" type remarks.
Yeah, people who know how you post understand it. But do you really think others will understand you when you make replies like that? There's no logical progression that makes any amount of sense that I would be implying rape. Get your head checked. You don't need to read my mind to know that.
He had just talked about other people banging his wife voluntarily and what now I think it's a good time to take a go at forcing her to do it? Plus you're actually talking like I would want to get involved with anyone in a situation like that.
Yes, I would expect them to understand that and no it's not asking too much.
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2014-05-01 10:45:21
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By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-05-01 10:52:15
Yeah, I know you are Flav. Just it seems like you're assuming that others are reading your mind when you post those "then I'm gonna go screw your wife" type remarks.
Yeah, people who know how you post understand it. But do you really think others will understand you when you make replies like that? There's no logical progression that makes any amount of sense that I would be implying rape. Get your head checked. You don't need to read my mind to know that.
He had just talked about other people banging his wife voluntarily and what now I think it's a good time to take a go at forcing her to do it? Plus you're actually talking like I would want to get involved with anyone in a situation like that.
Yes, I would expect them to understand that and no it's not asking too much. The point is, saying
Excuse me while I step in to bang your wife. isn't the best way to saying something like
I think people should be allowed to do what the wish when it comes to romance but you also need to think of the girl, ***happens and sometimes feelings get too strong, be careful or you'll hurt her.
Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-05-01 10:54:38
I wasn't trying to say that. soo....
Edit: since you seem to have hit a mental wall on this one let's see if I can explain this another way.
He was just talking about how when his wife goes out with another man/woman/couple. I, thinking about how ridiculous this is, said what I said to point out that ridiculousness. Just the next guy in line to plow his wife as he stands by and fawns over another girl at his place of work.
Lakshmi.Zerowone
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2014-05-01 10:55:36
Well I found a new toy to purchase on top of that the jet suit.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-05-01 10:57:44
Yeah...So, one of my guy friends (not particularly fond of him anymore..friend casualty of a boyfriend "divorce") who married his college "sweetheart" (never was particularly fond of her anyway) notoriously ran around on her in college. It didn't stop there though.
I think the only reason he married her was an attempt to associate himself with a better circle. His family was really dysfunctional and kind of on the low-end. He has this charisma that is astounding to watch, and he can fish any drunken gal who didn't know any better within a mile radius.
He's fairly successful, and when his career starting taking off, he would boast about his out-of-state conquests to anyone and everyone that would listen. His wife knew about his infidelities in college, and still shrugged it off.
His wife, who teaches, came home from milling around at the grocery store picking up a few odds and ends (Why they thought they would have enough time is beyond me!) when he was in the middle of boning a co-worker while a few of us were at his house setting up for a barbecue at their house. Everyone knew what was going on when they left. My BF, at the time, and I were gabbing about how the wife hasn't done anything about it or left him while she was gone, and I was instructed never to say anything.
Basically...Yelling and screaming in their bedroom, and the most awkward gathering I've ever been at.
She's still with him.
EDIT: I didn't like my ex-BF hanging around him either.
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By Kalyna Maimhov 2014-05-01 11:09:39
Basically...Yelling and screaming in their bedroom, and the most awkward gathering I've ever been at.
It's always awkward when you're a guest at a house and people get into an argument on stuff like this.
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
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Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
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Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
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