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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
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iunno why, but i feel super stressed this morning. dun think coffee is gonna help. walked two miles cause i thought fresh air and getting my blood pumping would do something, but... rawr.
i think the only cure is bacon and eggs. do i mix in jalapenos, onions, and some cheese to make das Über breakfast burrito, or do i go classic and have it with cinnamon toast?
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classic is more relaxing. The other way is a great way to spice up and get you motivated. Unless u need the motivation, swap my suggestion.
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: » iunno why, but i feel super stressed this morning. how is the jerb hunt going?
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Ragnarok.Hevans said: » iunno why, but i feel super stressed this morning. how is the jerb hunt going? meh. had some promising interviews, but nothing good yet. giving it another week or two before i go with the "anything i can get". can't you get me a job at evil inc.? i am for smart can due all with great!
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: » Anybody see this news story on flight 370? Mf'ing UFO's!!!!
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: » can't you get me a job at evil inc.? i am for smart can due all with great! you can pretend you work for us! it worked for my son! and spath, I think...iirc.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Ragnarok.Hevans said: » can't you get me a job at evil inc.? i am for smart can due all with great! you can pretend you work for us! it worked for my son! and spath, I think...iirc. as long as i get a real check and benefits, yes! btw, this constitutes a legally binding job offer.
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...benewhat?
we could call the job "commission sales" how are you fixed for high heels and rouge? /pimphat
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i'll have plenty after the women i sell to leave them at my house the morning after?
* totally killing this interview * where is flavin. i'll relocate to chicago, he's in my field. FLAVIN GET ME A JOB! i'll start at the bottom, and when i climb past your spot i'll take you with me. i promise!
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » PARKER!!!! Find that conversation about my son who I "hired" so he could get taken seriously at interviews. He spent a year looking for a job and then got four offers in a week.... /waits PARKER EDIT Shiva.Nikolce said: » Shiva.Spathaian said: » I've yet to even obtain a job for who knows what reason at this point as I've applied to almost every place in town at least once within the last year and a half Right, my son had the same problem, he couldn't get a job because he didn't have any work experience... So here is how I fixed it, I hired him. Every day he came to work with me and filled out applications until he got interviews, then he told them at the interview he was looking for a ANOTHER job because his job is commission only sales. He got a job within in a week after a year and a half of trying on his own and never came with me to work again. So we have an opening! Commission only sales, which is the job I just hired you for. Welcome aboard! The pay sucks, the hours conflict with school and you desperately need to find another job. I'm already working on the first draft of your recommendation letter for your outstanding attendance record and devotion to the company.
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I can't find the recommendation letter I promised spath... did I actually write it or forget to....
PARKER!!! Shiva.Nikolce said: » Telemarketing is universally considered to be the second worse job in the known universe right after child soldier, which only squeaked out the win when they made them kids start wearing those flashy blood soaked wedding dresses... And quite frankly our industry is dying, with the internet and the do not call lists and a lot of negative images associated with our industry. Plus we have restricted hours when we can call people because of all the new regulations. That's why the hours are now conflicting with your school work and you are forced to look for other employment opportunities... It was ok in the summertime but now with school starting I understand if you can't make it work. I still remember the day you started here almost a year and a half ago and I knew you had the potential to be great and it's unfortunate that the hours don't agree with you and as much as I hate to loose such a valuable employee I know your potential is far greater than the current opportunities available to you within our company.
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Nik, do you have an Architect on your staff? Cause these drawings are EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol my job history is pretty solid and i'm still contracted with aflac. so, i can list a "current employeer" on my resume. isn't making it much easier.
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: » Nik, do you have an Architect on your staff? Cause these drawings are EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is one of those weirdos that brings his dog with him everywhere he goes... It's strange... women love the dog and pay attention to the dog and ignore him completely while men try to ignore the dog and pay attention to the weirdo and get some work done...
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Stop asking all these questions about the plane that dissapeared...
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: » lol my job history is pretty solid and i'm still contracted with aflac. so, i can list a "current employeer" on my resume. isn't making it much easier. yeah idk if that would help if you are trying for something in the same field... they may think you want to leave because of interoffice/interpersonal relationship problems, when I look at applications that list a current employer I always ask myself "why does this person want to leave the job they have now for this job?" if the job they have currently sucks and has no potential for growth, like telemarketing, or ditch digging I understand the why they want to leave. If the positions are similar then it raises a lot of questions. questions are bad
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: » Stop asking all these questions about the plane that dissapeared... get me a job. we can go get deep dish pizza for lunch or something.
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: » Shiva.Nikolce said: » Ragnarok.Hevans said: » iunno why, but i feel super stressed this morning. how is the jerb hunt going? meh. had some promising interviews, but nothing good yet. giving it another week or two before i go with the "anything i can get". can't you get me a job at evil inc.? i am for smart can due all with great! I did manage to land two interviews this month. Tomorrow and in 2 weeks. I hope to get one of them.
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/blabs on and on
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Note to self... don't et on about adulterous behavior at job interview...
secondary note to self... Just go ahead and do it anyways! Edit: third entry into notebook... do not get bread tonight. You will make three breakfeast sandwhiches then run out of eggs and it will just sit there on top of your fridge growing mold... you can tell yourself all you like that you are creating some kind of army through experimentation but just don't get the bread...
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Flav, I've got paypay2, & 2 accomplices for our amusement. HIT ME UP. dat ***is fun.
also my mom is headed to Chicago for st. patricks day, tell em' to go easy on her buddy, she's a little too naïve for the big-city. paypay2? lol...
I can not... the mob is uncontrollable! Is she coming here specifically for booze day?
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: » paypay2? lol... I didn't sleep well, sry. you knew what I meant! >: let's rob some mf'ing banks. Lakshmi.Flavin said: » I can not... the mob is uncontrollable! Is she coming here specifically for booze day? nah, I think a bulls game, meeting my cousin, then going to Cleveland. well, & booze day. idk, she wanted to fly me over for the game, & I kinda thought about it, but I have way too much work to do.
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Did I?!>!> did i?@?@!
Banks woohoo! Well if she needs anything while shes here just let me know I'm only lik 4 or 5 miles away from the stadium...
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: » third entry into notebook... do not get bread tonight. get three rolls or three bagels.... whatever looks good.
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I also use the leftover muffins to make cheese muffins... It's as magnificent as it sounds... put a slice and a half of cheese on the toasted muffina nd microwave til melted! Wala!
Also, if you jerb seekers out there haven't guessed it by now...
the guy playing the "good cop" at the interview, that is all buddybuddy trying to be your sympathetic buddy/coworker kind of guy is actually the evil cop that is trying to get you to incriminate yourself and disqualify you from the job. and yes we actually yell DIS-......QUALIFIED!!! when we dump your application in the trash and then we laugh and make fun of you... the guy playing "bad cop" is also bad. and the secretary is usual in on it too and is also bad.... and so is the random guy passing you in the hallway asking a seemingly innocent question.... is that your Buick in the parking lot? (he is going outside to look in your car to see how filthy it is...)
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