Noobest Thing You've Ever Done?

Tossing those useless beastmen seals. They just took up so much inventory when you only had 30 spaces!

playing with tiniky.

I made an Annihilator for Muyingwa and we didn't even need it. Make sure you need relics before you make them....

Can't remember off top my head all but from cfh nms, attacking Big mouth billy NM as lvl2 WHM thinking was just another worm.
Using a sword on every job I was leveling and not knowing what better gear was then lvl1 gear/weaps from NPCs in town.
Party chat macro's for everything I did.
Wildcard pt before I was even in pt thinking I was ;;.
Not knowing about AH so npcing everything.
Using Teleport macro by accident before that CoP fight all way in boneyard...
LS killing mobs/NMs(which I still didn't know what NM's were)and wondering why I wasn't getting exp/items in my MH...
Going /anon when lfp cause I didn't want people to know my rank :3
etc etc !

Shrug are new nakuuls coming.

People are super worried about Earth/thunder naakuals being stun immune when Tojil can be Addled and Paralyzed, lol.

Unlocking tachi rana by doing 10k+ ws points.

Playing gods Eater Burst while camping a time pop NM losing claim everytime.

Wouldnt say it was noobish, had only been playing the game four months so had no idea what was good or bad... Aluvien took this screenshot and posted it on KillingIfrit saying how ***i was.



inb4 a "biggest noob mistake you made was a gungnir"

Making Mandau.

I got you beat here, I made Rhongomiant lol.

Boosting every 15 seconds for maximum damage!!!

Freaking out running through selbina for the first time because my friend told me an Orcish Goblin was chasing me.

Leveling in an alliance at the lake in La Thiene until lvls 13~15 and then all going to the dunes and proceeding to wipe to the first sand bunny we fought.

Tossing loads of beastman seals (someone told me they opened high lvl doors...bad metaphor).

Trying to give a JP all my crystals cuz they kept taking up my inventory space.

Getting "unable to obtain ..." message on drops so I thought I had to kill the mobs faster to get items.

Running in circles around the mob thinking it helped me evade.

WAR/WHM...With a Scythe.

Happened not too long ago in Dynamis doing EXP Trials in Dynamis-Windurst on SCH;

> See a newly spawned Yagudo (NIN) cast Utsusemi: Ni
> By Reflex cast Diaga on him to remove the shadows so my DRK duo-partner can plow through him <-- not nooby
> DRK partner is still fighting another Yagudo, so again by reflex I cast Sleep II on the Yagudo
Me>> Why won't the Ninja fall asleep? <-- terribly nooby

derp.. brain farts..

Oh I do that every other day.

about 6 months ago , while in Assault Nyzul isle , aking my friends what the cage fireflies was for ... while i am using it . Hmm now i know ..
CAGED FLIES = PISSED OF LS MATES !!

I was leveling whm in the boyahda tree fighting processionaires in the area where the Elder Goobbue pops. Our tank went AFK so I decided to Dia one of those leeches, and of course it promptly killed me. It then killed everyone else in the party. I didn't know those things had AOE party hate.

I stacked CHR on PLD because it was good for enmity gain...

Telling my friend that had just died that it was "okay" because I had a scroll of instant-reraise, then proceeding to waste 15 minutes trying to figure out how to make it work on him.

I also did the strafing around the mob thing to try and evade attacks.

Though I didn't actually join a party for months, I saved all the Revival tree roots I got from spook and other ghosts in KRT thinking I could use them to raise people if needed.

At level 9ish(in krt again, I lived there) I saw a high level(like 30) Thf or something eat a Wild Onion, and then he ran right in front of those goblins that never stopped attacking me. I was sure the onions were the key to gobs not being aggressive. Had like 20hp or something, popped one, and then ran past them. Right back to Sandy.

Still in krt, trying to claim spook with pebbles. The few claims I got early on were just out of pity from the higher level campers. Damn near died every time to.

LTP, lv.17ish. Died to I don't even know what, sat there for awhile until a galka walked past. Thought he might be able to raise, but got a tell saying "What's your HP?" instead.
"240 or something"
He just walked away. Was sort of awkward phrasing on his part but my answer was kinda dumb.
I was dead set on Mnk/Rdm for a good while. It was the only sub I had until 22ish when I switched to /Thf.
Not noobish exactly I guess, but I was obsessed with getting a hakenbuechse from the orc warmachine in the early parts of ghelsba. That was part of why I used /Rdm for so long, couldn't get them to aggro me anymore so dia was only way to pull. The gun was never worth any real amount of gil, and I had no job that could even equip it when I first started "camping." Never did get the drop.

Dex rings on Drk. /thf so i could hit the mob every 60 seconds.


Cfh tiamat at 2% because i cfhd a bifrons.