Asking someone how to move my character.
I was attempting to control myself w/ the mouse for the first 15min I played.
I noticed everyone else was able to move in a straight line while ... i most certainly was not.
I was called a supernoob and given a linkpearl.
edit: Oh, and try to locate my corpse, so I could retrieve my loot... damn you Evercrack.
Now that I think about it, I actually tried talking to NPC's in say to get them to do stuff. again, everquest habit.
I made an attempt to physically drag someone's corpse away from mobs. Weird thing is, it worked. (he must have been using a 3rd party tool)