The topic of this thread actually comes from this video which is by far the funniest part.
I found this hilarious because this is the same character model as me which seems to be more popular with JP players rather than NA players. No, this isn't me. It was a random youtube video suggested to me by youtube.
If you haven't seen this before, it's pretty funny. Apparently he's getting a "longer" suspension for harassing GMs in the past by sending a call that his "penis hurts". In the video he even rubs his penis for the GM.
Great stuff if you haven't seen it.