Akeda said:
The ones that I remember the most are:
<Monk> <call1> Current Power Level: [==------]
Monk uses Boost.
<Monk> YEAHHH! GIMMIE MY POWER {BIO}TCH!
<Monk> Current Power Level: [===================]
<Monk> <call2> IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
Yeah he had 2 calls in one macro >.< He did it so much when I was in Valkrum Dunes that I still remember it when ever I see someone use Boost.
Samurai uses Third Eye.
<Samurai> I can see with my Third Eye.
<TaruDancer> You cant evade my cuteness! {Quickstep}
TaruWarrior uses Provoke on the <t>.
<TaruWarrior> I want you to touch me!! I promise you wont goto jail <t>.
<Someguy> Hey <t>! I just slept with your wife!
Someguy uses Provoke.
<WhiteMage> {Gather Together} {Protect} {Front Line Job} {Too Weak}
and some Flash macros can be amusing/perverted though.
<MithraPLD> Look at my itty bitty kitty titties! {Flash!}
<ElvvanPLD> Behold the magical beam of truth ... IN MY PANTS!
I *** lol'ed
for the record, there is absolutely NO REASON any MNK anywhere at anytime to have macros for anything. Only times its permitted is to skill chain.