Random Video Game Quotes

i forget what the wording was exactly, but i shall do my best to recall it

Mother: you need to find a way to relive some stress
Ezio: i have one
Mother: other than vaginas
Ezio: *bows head embaresed*

- Assassin's Creed 2

Wait he says! Do I look like a waiter?! - Kefka

Run Run or you'll be well done! - Kefka

Son of a Submariner! - Kefka


yeah...

HAIL TO THE KING BABY! - Duke Nukem

"Shoes?! Where the hell are my shoes?!" - Smileys, ManHunt

"Barry, I know you've been sleeping around with that *** again Barry!" - Innocence, ManHunt

Like the moon over
the day my genius and brawn
are lost on these fools ~ Haiku by Bowser in Mario RPG

How do we eat it? I say we boil it! ~ Booster talking about a cake in Mario RPG

Is that a fire hose or his tongue? ~ Mallow, Mario RPG again

Blame yourself, or God. ~ Delita Final Fantasy Tactics

Lloyd: I had Genus make you some coffee.
Collete: Thank you! It's so hot!
Lloyd: Actually, I had him make it specially cold.
Collete: Oooh it's so cold!
Lloyd: I lied. It's actually hot.
*Collete drops the coffee* ~ Tales of Symphonia.

When you put the original PSX SotN disc in a CD player.

some of my favorites:

"Ethan Cole, your blood runs dark and diseased, your weak insignificant shell turns against you. Find the anti-mutagen, and you may find a better death!" -Edgar, Area 51

"I am a monument to all your sins" -the gravemind, Halo 2

"KKAA!!! PII!!! OKAA!!! C'mon let's destroy it all! You and me! Friends! Enemies! EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!!!" -Kefka, Dissidia: Final Fantasy

Dutch: Lord, tell me I don't have to do any more flying today.
*UCAV crashes into fountain*
Dutch: So is that a yes or a no?
*vehicle Dutch was riding on explodes*
Dutch: Amen.
-Halo3:ODST

"(laughs) I became a testament to escape the fear of death, and to obtain eternal pleasure." -Voyager, Xenosaga: Episode 3

"Don't be afraid, we low-dimension creatures will move en-masse to a higher plain, it'll be glorious! The true eternal chain! The fulfillment of that which we lacked! The evolution of mankind, and the evolution of the very world itself that watches over us! Happy days are here! They'll name a holiday after me, that is assuming they even have the concept of holidays on the other side!" -Albedo, Xenosaga: Episode 2

"Time floats like a river as history repeats itself"
Secrets of Mana

Not exactly quotes from a 'game' but from gamers - these always make me laugh.

shaGuar 'WHAT UP NOW SWEDES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXh1sKkcYb8

Exodus 'CHOOOO CHOOOOOOO' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_gj3c2HN28&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSkJYYUVsC8&feature=related Just for lolz

Snake. We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in. - Metal Gear Solid

^ This and "I'm interested in this..." and "What is a man?!?"

I'm playing SOTN on 360 right now >_>

"In War, Victory. In Peace, Vigilance. In Death, Sacrifice." Grey Warden Motto from Dragon Age Origins.

"your princess is in another castle" - Mario

Barry had his own game on gameboy color. Full of crappy lines too ^^

Needs more Rebecca love!


All Albert Wesker RE5 quotes.


And haven't seen this one posted yet...

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

"Don't shoot! I'm a human!" -Leon, RE2

"You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow" -Cloud, FF7

Tidus: Yuna! Aeon!
Lulu: Who do you think you are?
-FFX

...and pretty much anything that Auron says XD

"If all else fails use fire" - Bagu from Zelda II

I used this excuse to start several fires as a young boy. Thanks NES!

Saint's Row: First Mission: Canonized
Julius:

"Every Motha *** here knows what we need to do"

"What the hell was that that came buzzin past here like a powerhouse??" - Cid Highwind ff7 when you fly into the barrier at the northern crater

Stop... (5 minitues later) Don't open that door! RE1

"Old war-bots never die; they just rust away."

"Well, since you don't seem to be willing to do the world a favor and kill yourself, I guess I'm going to have to do it for you!"

"Do that again and I'll put my boot so far up your *** you'll cough up boot polish!"

Edit: my first necrobump.. oops >.>

C'mon, you necro'd this on purpose. lol

Holy necro bump Batman!

No :( I seen a link in another thread for it.. I assumed it was still being used >.>

598 days D=

also Clinkclink's avatar


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*mesmerized*

Whoops, I thought link was to the newer version of this, sorry.

Didn't you just say it makes more sense to bump an old thread?

Oh n/m.

There should be like a little notice at the bottom of the thread that says like "xx days have passed since last post" so that these things don't happen D:

Edit: like all the time >.> not just when someone necros.

598 isn't a necro, it's an ancient bump ; )