The Best "Hit On A Chick" Quote You Have Heard.
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The best "Hit on a chick" quote you have heard.
Any scenario, just whats the best lines you or a friend have said to get a chicks number or top off. Has to be badass and smooth. Also ladys please post the best you have heard.
Half of everything Barney Stinson says.
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"Hey, what's your phone number?" might work.
"If I was a rapist, I'd rape you."
Was so romantic .-.
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Get Love Potion #8, won't need pickup lines.
Bismarck.Yuzumoo said: "If I was a rapist, I'd rape you." Was so romantic .-. I put the STD in stud.
All I need is U
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"are those wrenches in your eyes? koz every time you look at me my nuts tighten"
Did you fall from heaven?
Cuz your face is pretty *** up.
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Bismarck.Yuzumoo said: "If I was a rapist, I'd rape you." Was so romantic .-. lol A bunch of years back a buddy of mine was off too many shots and said to this girl
"Baby, you so fine I'd drink your bathwater." The line "worked" at least at breaking the ice cause everybody at the table cracked up, including her. Somebody had said they've heard that before but idk, it was new to us and fkn hilarious. Hades.Stefanos said: Get Love Potion #8, won't need pickup lines. If that is what Love Potion #8 does, then why the hell is there a song entitled 'Love Potion #9'? Thankfully, no guy that I know has used a line on me unless sarcastically. Want to see my pocket monster? *pulls out a toy bulbasaur key chain*
Pike up lines are to break the ice and get a laugh or at least get the person to notice you. Another line that I use is the following, but only when I know that it will get them talking. "I like to wear bright, fluffy colored thongs, but only if they don't have bedazzled on them."
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Do you have a map? I need directions to your house. I want to have sex with you there
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I wish you were dead!
Because I'm a necrophiliac :) Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer forced entry.
Nice legs. What time do they open?
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zahrah said: Hades.Stefanos said: Get Love Potion #8, won't need pickup lines. If that is what Love Potion #8 does, then why the hell is there a song entitled 'Love Potion #9'? Thankfully, no guy that I know has used a line on me unless sarcastically. Guess you haven't seen the movie. Sylph.Tigerwoods said: Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer forced entry. Nice legs. What time do they open? Good old fast and furious 5 Are you a white mage? Because you sure are giving me a raise right now.
I've never used a pickup line before, but I made that one up for fun.
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Are you a pikachu? because you are shockingly beautiful :)
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When guys see you I bet more than just their hair stands up.
Ever seen a 21 gun salute? You want to? I've hit on about 20 girls tonight, but none of them were as beautiful as you.
Next girl: I've hit on about 21 girls, but you are the most beautiful of them all.
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Have sex with me or I'll kill you
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Cerberus.Wolfshadow said: Have sex with me or I'll kill you Should try to be a little more aggressive, the ladies like it that way.
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First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
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Hades.Stefanos said: zahrah said: Hades.Stefanos said: Get Love Potion #8, won't need pickup lines. If that is what Love Potion #8 does, then why the hell is there a song entitled 'Love Potion #9'? Thankfully, no guy that I know has used a line on me unless sarcastically. Guess you haven't seen the movie. The one with Sandra Bullock? By the way, I foresee thread nukage. Just a hunch though. Artemicion said: I have a gut feeling most of us posting here are single >.> I think that is a safe bet. I'll wager that some of the people here will remain single too. Just saying... |
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