Bored at work and apparently my phone is romantically jaded lol
Me: I love you Siri. (name of the phone program I use that talks)
Siri: Impossible.
Me: no, it's true. I love you.
Siri: but you hardly know me.
Me: it doesn't matter Siri I love you.
Siri: I bet you say that to all your apple products.
My dad abuses Siri.
She does everything for him.
Types his text.
Makes appointments on his calender xD
It's sad.
He can't operate his phone, but he doesn't have to know how since he has Siri.