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Did I miss dentist stories?

Mine was an adulterous, druggie, pervert. I went to school with his daughter and niece who would swipe their dad's pain killers (mostly oxy), whose dad would swipe them from his practice, and sell them. He kept normal, casual conversation with me until I came back from college. Then it got weird. When it was time to have my wisdom teeth taken out I demanded that I find a dentist/oral surgeon in Austin, where I went to school, because I didn't want to be be put under by him.

My mom didn't understand, but she loved the constant flattery when it was time for her appointments. His own daughter even told me in athletics that he was keeping a second family which was the catalyst for her parents' divorce. I told my mom. We still went there.

Ugh! So weird. I knew he was scummy beforehand. What I found out just made me so nervous around him.

Holy balls.

Log onto FFXI and Unlock/level Dancer for Bart?
Play the Sims 3?
Play FF9 on my PSP?
Download Contagion and watch it finally?

So many.. choices..

Where my mom took me to have my wisdom teeth removed was a place I'd never been too, because my dentist didn't do that. It was this vietnamese/american guy in his early 30s with about 7 female assistants. They used laughing gas on me, and I think something else. Anyway, when I woke up, I was in a different chair and I had slightly sore wrists. When I began to get up with a start, one of the female assistants entered the room and slammed me back in my chair. She screamed, "NO! NO! YOU SIT DOWN!"

Apparently I'd awakened upon my 3rd tooth and violently assaulted my surgeon. It took the entire staff to hold me down. My mom recited this story to me on the way home. They managed to restrain me and finish, but one of the holes in my gum as huge and all jagged from where they'd been interrupted.

Mom said my eyes were fogged over and I was like an animal.

Dance for Bart with Bart!

I love it when a guy works on my mouth. /shrug (too far? :p)

That's dirty though. I've never had a "bad" doctor like that. Though my favorite dentist ever committed suicide. Go figure.

Oh God! Did that little blurb kill RT? Sorry. Just weird stuff.

Dancer.
Maybe log him off somewhere random you shouldnt be able to get to 'normally'. >:

I'm convinced all dentists are weird.

/shrug

Actually, now I only have females as my dentist, GP, and OBGYN. That experience just was too much.

It can never kill RT as long as I still stand!

Last bit reminded me of Metalocalypse. <.<; There's an episode where they talk about dentists having the highest occupational suicide rate.

There was a last bit to that quote? I didn't see it.

I just didnt have anything appropriate to add >:

<.<;

I just got a green tinkler.

That is all.

Chrono cross!

You know it.

Do they really? Is it all that regret from not making it into med school?

I think it's just the fact they're stuck working with teeth their whole lives. I have you ever seen how hard they try to make conversation even while you can't talk for obvious reasons? It must be hard...

I had a wonderful noob moment in VW

thought I got a body when in fact it was only suit of Hahava's mail.

I never got that before :\

Should watch The Whole Nine Yards! :3

It's really weird...

They still make good money! LOL!

If this isn't appropriate I apologize.

Toki is a genius.

So, I'm hiding from my mom (apparently, she invited herself for the week), and watching 'Hostel III'. I knew it would suck, but there were a few parts that made me cringe. The kid from 'Nip/Tuck' was in it. Did anyone use to watch 'Nip/Tuck'?

Seen like an episode of it.

Ok, I'll tell you the little story of the one time I had a substitute person clean my teeth.
April was on vacation, so there was this new blone woman there, and she already had her mask on, so all I saw was huge glasses, a little sars mask thing, and blonde hair. Well, I was frustrated that it wasn't April, so I wasn't really paying attention to the rest of her etc. etc. I was like 15. Anyway, she starts cleaning my teeth, when suddenly I feel a that nice feeling of a boob touching you... Well, she was having trouble due to the size of her breasts, and they were kind of just all over the side of my face. She was so fixated on cleaning my teeth that she didn't even notice, and I really couldn't say anything nor did I want to. Had her clean my teeth maybe 4~5 times. Actually got to see her face once. She had mild acne, but she was also very pretty. Taller than April too. Tall women /heartmelt.

The only time I ever see a female doctor is in the e.r. :(