Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

Tip for parents who got suckered into "Elf on a Shelf" a few years back and have to create scenarios instead of a quiet glass of wine after they go to bed every damn night:

Throw the damn thing in a zip-loc freezer bag and put him on top of your fridge, saying he's in quarantine for 2 weeks.

yeah, that's pretty bwb ***there

"And that, little Timmy, is why the Elves are supposed to stay at the North Pole and only Santa comes down the chimney into homes."

You could stage your house to look like a burglar broke in and the elf died saving the family... I might just do that anyway and my kids are out of the Santa phase.

Leave a ransom note for your kids after Krampus kidnaps their elf, then every few days send them a piece of the elf in the mail to show he's serious.


...yeah. I thought about doing ***like this a lot when my kids were still in elf phase.

playing guild wars 1 for story ***is amazng, i heard people even play END Game content still, i think i am half way on The vanilla game story, level 10/20 :D, just doing it for the story nothing more

Yachting meets Formula 1 in the new foiling class of monohulls for America's Cup 36.

NYYC and Team Airbus has both of its designs in Auckland for the first regatta in 2 weeks, Defiant and Patriot as part of team "American Magic". (Patriot is their racing entry; Defiant was used for testing, design, and training) A collaboration of American Sailors, some members of the Kiwis who first stole it from us with TeamNZ's "Black Magic", and European design has released some amazing footage of the new foiling designs-



The beauty this cycle is that design is much more open, resulting in all four teams having clear differences in approach compared to prior iterations that essentially were all the same boat, different crews. And thankfully, we've left the catamarans behind so tacking and actual competitive racing will return!

Racing will be aired in prime time LIVE in the United States on NBC, Facebook, and Amazon, as races are in the afternoon in Auckland.

major thank you to the people and country of New Zealand for having their ***together and being a safe haven due to some of the world's best COVID protocols and results, and making this actually happen!

I bought this. Liking it very much so far.

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not too bad. i have some friends who took over 300 that are very angry right now XD

I got a t shirt off etsy and thought the design looked really cool. Then I tried it on when I got it and its like putting on cardboard. I was shocked at how bad the quality was, like who can put on a shirt like that where you are itchy and its super uncomfortable? Even washed it was super hard and scratchy. I don't get how that shop got good reviews, it wasn't cheaply priced either.

So.... where can I put 50 million on Mayweather without having 50 million for an obvious win. Probably literally only win a dollar, the odds will HAVE to be 50,000,000:1 but still.

Mayweather fighting Logan Paul in 2 months

Damn you Peter Jackson for making it impossible to hate New Zealand.


These guys don't *** around.

Been in the hospital again for the last few days. Came in cause the Foley catheter balloon (for those unaware, catheters stay in place via a little balloon inflated with saline) was migrating. Felt it around my prostate on Thursday and when I woke up on Sunday it was at the base of my penis. I clipped the balloon drain and headed to the emergency room. Had the rest of the catb ripped out, then they did some (painful) tests and found out the repair to my urethra was completely u successful.

They also told me I have no rectum, the surgeon failed to mention that he removed my entire rectum. For no reason. This left a massive void behind my bisected prostate and allowed urine to leak around the catheter and begin accumulating around my "anal stub". So they have bad to surgically place another Foley to try to block the hole again as well as plant a drainage tube on my right *** cheek to drain the stagnant fluid in my rectal void before I go septic.

Sitting down and laying on my back were basically a)l I had left and now it is challenging to do either one.

a. that sucks

b. medical malpractice?

That really *** sucks :/ Also throwing out emergency hug as above :/

8 days! <3 <3

Celebrindal, you seem to be REALLY into the America's cup this run.

I miss the ones that looked like boats you could actually sail. But I have to admit the foils are WAY MASS ROCKING NEAT tech.