The insane downpour here just washed the road out from in front of our driveway. It's about 10-15 feet long and around a foot deep just completely missing. We can't get out at all and we're told by management that the city won't be here to do anything about it until *** Monday.
How am I supposed to go get snacks?!
Steps to achieve snackdom:
1. Call store;
2. pre-pay;
3. use the drone you conveniently had on hand for emergency snack and critical flood situations;
4. fly it to the store and have them attach snack rations and pool floaties; and
5. fly it home and enjoy your new local swimming hole while flossing on your neighbors with snacks.
If this won't work, let me know. I'll think up a new plan with dolphins and water skis.