The blanket I'm knitting for my dad is almost done! Its enough to cover your lap.
NO!!! Don't do that!!!
Don't make it the same size as those little lap blanket they put on the wheelchair bound elderly people in the old folks home! CHEESEWHIZCHRIST!
you might as well sew little pockets on it...what do they call those things... "Busy Blankets" or some ***for people with Alzheimers...
NO!!! I GOT TOO CLOSE TO IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
/ages thirty years
TWENTY THREE SKIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!