I found a Snickers Bar that was Labeled "Grumpy" instead of Snickers.
It made my day.
Those labels were a really great marketing move by Snickers. They're great for seeing one that puts you in mind of someone and dropping an extra $.70 for a quick, delicious gag gift.*
*Do NOT, I repeat, do
NOT buy one for a menstruating** woman indicating she is bitchy, grumpy, angry, snarly, or any other negative word. I will
NOT be held responsible if you do so and incur a wrath that chocolate cannot subdue.***
**Doubly so if you incorrectly assume she is on her menses and isn't. You walk that foolish path alone, my friend.
***I know it seems unlikely that there's a wrath that chocolate cannot curb, but it's been known to happen from time to time.