So I am SERIOUSLY considering going to a bar with a friend for an open mic night. I want to do a little IT-based stand up. I already have my opening joke(s) ready.
"So far I have found the hardest thing about being an IT-based comedian is being able to remember how all your jokes go."
*reaches into a box on a stool next to me, pulls out a stick of RAM and and HDD, putting them in my pockets*
"Ah, better, that shouldn't be a problem... how long do I get up here again? WhateverTimeTheySayHere minutes?? Geesh..."
*Reach into box and pull out another stick of RAM*
"Just in case..."
Which will lead into my next joke about how my name is Justin so I can't build a PC without hearing "ARE YOU GOING TO GET A JUST-IN CASE" a hundred *** times.