Asura.Floppyseconds said:
»She is wise to my antics. Guess after over 4 years she knows me.
Asked for a kids menu with crayons when I walked in.
Put one behind an appetizer plate I nudged gently all it fall off the table and she have to bend over to pick it up.
*seductive* "oh, ve~ry sorry"
She rolled her eyes and put her hand over her shirt and squatted to pick it up facing me.
What a thwarting that was
Once went to an Italian restaurant, our waitress was a petite woman of maybe 21, black shoulder-length hair and black framed hipster glasses. I accidentally dropped my salad fork and hoped she'd walk by and pick it up. Sadly, the other waitress in the area crouched down and got it. I was sad.