So, as I was getting ready to leave work for the day, in the executive's lounge, the CEO comes up to me and sits down next to me.
<CEO> I got something to tell you, Legal just informed me that a clerk walked into the supply room and found 2 others having sex. The clerk is pressing charges on the company.
Well ***, that means that I got to call the bank tomorrow and see about extending a line of credit to cover the legal expenses, also need to setup new contingency accounts for the lawsuit and adjust the budget for the 4th quarter for this new event. May even need to adjust the 10-Q depending on the likelihood of us losing the case. I'm going to kill the executive who's in charge of these 2 bozos or at the very least, piss in his coffee next week
<Me> Well ***, now I got another mountain of paperwork ahead of me. But at least I'm not going to be the guy who has to fire them. Who are they that are getting fired?
<CEO> <Names 2 Accounts Payable clerks>
Well ***, somebody should have gone to Accounts Receivable
Now I got to do what I always hate tomorrow -.-