The Mounties will mount you, and the police will constantly apologize. (Mostly for being useless)
Our normal nationwide police force is actually on par and even a bit more efficient than the USA's fbi, according to American law enforcement experts who delve into ours.
Shocking for me to hear.
You must mean with the affairs that come out, secrets, scams, rape scandals, and cover-ups.
(There have been an increasing amount of those within the past 15 years, and it's pretty scary)