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 Bloodrose
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By Bloodrose 2015-02-17 17:58:48
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I had a happy ending once.

Too bad it was all Disney'd up.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-02-17 18:01:22
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Bloodrose said: »
Yes, they do give happy endings. It's called not giving face for a fake orgasm~
I didn't understand this post btw.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-17 18:01:29
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Happy ending is when you finish the story not alone or dead, and usually involves living happily with one of the girls.


....now a Harem ending....
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2015-02-17 18:02:29
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-02-17 18:03:12
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In a massage context, the happy ending is being masturbated to orgasm. Personally, I think that's still a massage, so a fully body massage should imply that...prudes making things illegal that shouldn't be!
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2015-02-17 18:06:08
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You can also find this stuff in Japan

They're called soapland/image club/pink salon/fashion health
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2015-02-17 18:07:03
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There are soaplands for women too lol
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By Jetackuu 2015-02-17 18:10:25
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By Fyyvoaa 2015-02-17 18:11:46
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Bismarck.Dracondria said: »
>.> /gets his cut for free

I just buzz it all off though so not really the same
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-02-17 18:11:48
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Maybe Jet got a happy ending at his date with his coworker.
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By Leon Kasai 2015-02-17 18:12:28
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Ohji Lunartail said: »
1 kill got me enough to upgrade my weapon :3
btw when can i get more palicos? and i need to change the hat on mine lol.. the luigi one whould be nice if no mustacche
Nice!
Keep doing the village quests; you get the ability to recruit more Palicos during quests after you complete a few where you rescue some Palicos that get into trouble.
I haven't changed Byakko's armour yet. Gave him a scythe made from Nerscylla scraps though. Using the Mario/Luigi stuff feels like it'd be cheating considering how much better it is than everything else available right now. :x
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-17 18:12:58
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And illegally in the US. I saw a news story in Colorado Springs the health department shut this chinese massage parlor down for doing happy endings under the table.
Spoiler Alert! Click to view.
Ahri (character in picture) is Not Chinese nor Japanese.
she is Ionian.
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By Jetackuu 2015-02-17 18:13:03
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
Maybe Jet got a happy ending at his date with his coworker.
If it were a different coworker: "I wish" but it wasn't, so no.

Also: wasn't a date, was going over some work crap. Also apparently I have to go in every day now, which blows.
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By Bloodrose 2015-02-17 18:14:00
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
Bloodrose said: »
Yes, they do give happy endings. It's called not giving face for a fake orgasm~
I didn't understand this post btw.
The gist behind this, is that due to people reflecting on porn as some kind of reality, they believe a happy ending is more than a massage of the phallic appendage between the legs.

And it's a bad joke.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-02-17 18:14:13
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Jetackuu said: »
which blows
Tmi now.
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By Jetackuu 2015-02-17 18:15:12
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
Jetackuu said: »
which blows
Tmi now.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-02-17 18:16:37
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I'm pro brothels btw. *continues election campaign*
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By Bloodrose 2015-02-17 18:19:30
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
I'm pro brothels btw. *continues election campaign*
Huh.

I thought you'd be pro Booty.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-02-17 18:19:32
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
I'm pro brothels btw. *continues election campaign*
I'll vote for you!
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-17 18:21:55
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-02-17 18:23:46
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I'll donate to NASA constantly if they released information on a planet discovered nearby where is filled with catwomen!
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By Bloodrose 2015-02-17 18:24:33
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I'd offer to help colonize such a planet.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-02-17 18:27:55
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Vote for me for the rebuilding of the great Aragon Crown! I promise you:

cleaning the fields of our crops
equalizing rights for homosexual couples
reopening brothels
funding research
contributing to international space programs, specifically related to the project of terraforming other planets

I will also hire the best economists in the world...

...and place them in an arena where they'll battle to death, the winner will get to decide the best course of action.
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2015-02-17 18:29:14
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If you start breeding bears to make small domesticated bears I'll vote for you
 
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2015-02-17 18:30:14
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I want to play wrestle with a tiny bear, like I'd wrestle with my dog
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