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Random Thoughts.....What are you thinking?
By volkom 2014-08-15 11:21:31
You could put your *** in it. Interdimensional glory hole.
I'm really not interested in being the litmus test for an galactic knobgobbling.
The thing on the other side could have all kinds of pointy teeth in an acid-dripping maw.
spin it on your ***
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2014-08-15 11:23:53
Unfortunately, after 38 minutes the wormhole would close and your *** would be severed. It wouldn't go to the other side until all of your body has gone through the event horizon, anyway.
Lrn2stargate
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By Bismarck.Bloodrose 2014-08-15 11:24:42
I'd send my arm through, and give a giant middle finger to the tiny indigenous people on the other side.
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By Fenrir.Atheryn 2014-08-15 11:29:12
I'd be reluctant to stick any part of my anatomy through that, since the gate only goes in one direction and that piece of my anatomy would likely never be seen again.
I would however affix the gate to my toilet and never have a plumbing issue again.
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By Bismarck.Bloodrose 2014-08-15 11:32:01
I'd be careful though, no telling where that wormhole could end up. Might be tied into your mayor's office.
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By Fenrir.Atheryn 2014-08-15 11:35:32
Bismarck.Bloodrose said: »I'd be careful though, no telling where that wormhole could end up. Might be tied into your mayor's office.
All the more reason to use it.
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-08-15 12:24:28
Sex, sex, sex, ***, dong & balls, vagina, also animu.
I too speak RT.
By volkom 2014-08-15 12:26:17
you forgot gundam, animal pics
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2014-08-15 12:28:23
Bismarck.Dracondria said: »Lrn2stargate Never watched it in my life *dgaf*
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By Bismarck.Ramyrez 2014-08-15 12:49:34
I'd be reluctant to stick any part of my anatomy through that, since the gate only goes in one direction and that piece of my anatomy would likely never be seen again.
I would however affix the gate to my toilet and never have a plumbing issue again.
Oh man. AMAZING camping/boating solution that gets rid of dealing with chemical toilets.
You, sir, win the internet today.
Bismarck.Bloodrose said: »I'd be careful though, no telling where that wormhole could end up. Might be tied into your mayor's office.
As long as they can't come through the other way or tell where it's coming from, I really don't give a ***.*
* or do I?
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-08-15 14:11:39
Every school I went to was made of brick and concrete. To this day, at 25 years of age, I still wonder why the *** we had fire drills.
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By Asura.Ackeronll 2014-08-15 14:22:07
Every school I went to was made of brick and concrete. To this day, at 25 years of age, I still wonder why the *** we had fire drills.
The same reason they told you hiding under your desk would protect you from a Russian nuke.
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By Ohji Lunartail 2014-08-15 14:52:14
set it up in the kitchen for sandwiches
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-08-15 15:04:01
Every school I went to was made of brick and concrete. To this day, at 25 years of age, I still wonder why the *** we had fire drills. Fire drills aren't only for fires... It's pretty much a response for any evacuation procedure. it also enables the people that would be involved to become more familiar with the procedure and routes if something were to happen.
There's also always something that can catch fire in a building...
The city fire department comes to the building I work at twice a year and holds a little meeting and drill at the place I work at...
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-08-15 15:04:24
Cerberus.Josiahfk said: »Jesus Christ
I'm surrounded by idiots. Have you been looking in the mirror again?
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-08-15 15:37:54
Only thing going through my head when a stargate is mentioned...
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-08-15 15:38:08
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-08-15 15:46:09
Not ready to traverse that far down the "nerd" rabbit hole. No speaka da 'Star Trek' or 'Stargate'.
Horror and classics though!
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By Ohji Lunartail 2014-08-15 15:58:10
anouther addition to my mandy army
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By Ciri Zireael 2014-08-15 16:03:20
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2014-08-15 16:26:17
Sometimes when I look up new manga to read I also check out threads asking for recommendations, in case they have something interesting. This is probably the most difficult person to recommend a manga for so far lol
Quote: Hey folks,
one of my younger relatives is turning 15 in two weeks time, and I thought I'd introduce him - and corrupt him biggrin - to the vast world of manga and comics.
He used to watch a few popular anime series when he was younger like Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Naruto, One Piece, Detective Conan and Blue Dragon, so he isn't completely unfamiliar with the medium's style.
Now on to the genres: Science-fiction or Mecha are his favourites. Action is a must, and comedic elements will be appreciated. As for romance, it's okay as long as it isn't the story's main focus. His favourite films include Star Wars, Star Trek and Back to the Future. Recently, he's also enjoyed most of the Marvel comic adaptions to the silver screen, the Transformers series, Pacific Rim and TV series like Big Bang Theory, Sherlock and Doctor Who. However, other Science-fiction productions like Andrew Niccol's In Time and Planet of Apes: Prevolution were met with distaste. Plus, he isn't too fond of archaic Fantasy settings (i.e. The Lord of the Rings) or of hard Science-fiction (i.e. 2001: Space Odyssey). More contemporary settings or a blend of Fantasy and Science-fiction are fine, though.
I have already conducted a genre search but there's another hurdle that puts me in a bind: He just can't stomach anything too dark, scary, tragic, graphic or gory, and he dislikes any overly realistic, serious or thought-provoking stories. So series like Until Death Do Us Part - one of my favourite action manga by the way - are out of question. I'm considering the Full Metal Panic! titles but I'm not sure if he'd like this sort of whacky Japanese humour or the sequel's darker storyline.
A more or less light-hearted Shounen series would probably suit him best. It needs to be licensed and possibly complete or actively published in English since he can't read any Japanese. English is his second language, and his language skills are decent for his age - thanks to all the non-localised games he's playing. Something along the lines of Ratman would be perfect - if only it were still licensed in English...
If you can't find any fitting manga, I'd be willing to take comic recommendations, too. Just as long as it isn't too light (i.e. The Smurfs or Asterix) or too bleak (i.e. Transmetropolitan or Sin City).
I know these criteria are a lot to ask for but thanks in advance, anyway.
Quote: He's led a very sheltered life. Let me illustrate: Whenever somebody starts to talk about more graphic topics like crimes, accidents, diseases or insects he'll ask the speaker to stop and delay the conversation until he's out of hearing distance because he doesn't want to imagine them. On the other hand, he'd gladly join in when you're talking about scientific discoveries or anything technology-related.
Pretty much any great manga that we've recommended (FMA, Sidonia no Kishi, Death Note, Eureka Seven (though why anyone would want to READ it is beyond me), Break Blade, Bleach, Shingeki no Kyojin and many more) has been rejected because a 15 year old apparently can't handle it, lol
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2014-08-15 16:31:23
Also won't read online, physical copies only and no anime. Narrows down the selection by a lot.
This kid seems very boring lol, can't handle anything about real life
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By Cerberus.Pleebo 2014-08-15 16:35:10
I'm picturing Robert Arryn from Game of Thrones.
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By Bismarck.Bloodrose 2014-08-15 16:36:53
Bismarck.Dracondria said: »Also won't read online, physical copies only and no anime. Narrows down the selection by a lot.
This kid seems very boring lol, can't handle anything about real life Sounds like he can't even handle the fictional worlds of anime and manga either. And seems like the only anime and manga he's looking for... his brother's tastes... should fit the same ones he's already watched.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2014-08-15 16:41:45
Bismarck.Dracondria said: »This is probably the most difficult person to recommend a manga for so far lol I wouldn't say so. The description is so pinpoint that it makes it much easier to actually find something suitable without shooting in the dark.
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By volkom 2014-08-15 16:43:55
Bismarck.Dracondria said: »This is probably the most difficult person to recommend a manga for so far lol I wouldn't say so. The description is so pinpoint that it makes it much easier to actually find something suitable without shooting in the dark.
what about sports?
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.
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