/bursts balloon
I'm sorry but as an official representative of the coalition of evil thugs, I simply can not allow you to get a tattoo... IT'S GONE TO FAR!!
The Tattoo. once a symbol of rebellion and non conformity, has been degraded and watered down to the point 70 year old grandmas are getting tramp stamps on their back sides.
We have decided to assemble a crack team of doctors skilled in the art of laser tattoo removal to track down all sugary snow puff tattoos and forcibly remove them... Kinda like doctors without borders, but with an RVs full of laser tattoo removal machines escorted by the hell's angels....
All offending tattoos will be tracked down and removed.
Including, but not limited to, rainbows, smiley faces, fairies, flowers that aren't dripping blood, hearts without daggers through them, musical notes, names of grandchildren, poems, quotes, butterflies, birds that aren't gnawing on skulls, chinese characters that were supposed to say "peace" or "love" but actually say "disease", unicorns, marilyn monroe, tinkerbell, barbed wire around the bicep, "tribal" tattoos when tribe affiliation can not be proven, inspirational prayers, taz, feathers, disney characters, eye liner, angel wings, stars, etc.