Home for lunch!
The secretary at work today got a call from one of the local hospitals. A coworker who hadn't shown up nor called in today is in the hospital, had some sort of infection, had to get a tracheotomy, etc. Well that's awful. He's one of the nice ones, too!
So the other ones (the two hooligan hunters) have been trying to one-up each other on who can do the silliest thing to him while he's laid up, bored out of his mind, in the hospital, with a tube down his throat. So far, the "best" and "brightest" ideas have been:
Call up his room (knowing that he cannot talk with a tube in his throat) and ask him how he's feeling. Ask him to blink once for good and twice for bad. Then ask him to say whether or not he blinked, because the caller can't see through the phone.
Bring in his favorite food, set it on his table, and leave.
Bring in his favorite food, start to give it to him, then say "OH never mind you can't have this!" and take it away.
Turds, the both of them. >.> I want to drop the guy off a book (he must be so bored) and a lucky bamboo plant. He likes plants, and those are good luck! But I am really hoping he's asleep when I get there. There is just nothing more awkward than standing around staring at some guy in a flashy hospital gown with no conversation. So if I could just sneak in while he's asleep, drop off a present or two to brighten the place up, and sneak out without having to do the awkward talking-staring thing, that would be swell!
Anyways. Tiger, not one single one of us would like it if you were killed by some distracted driver, so could you please maybe be careful!
Wrecking Ball, hmm. I heard the Rooster Teeth boys singing it so much in their videos that I decided to look it up on Youtube to find out what exactly they were mutilating. To be honest, I prefer to hear RT's Michael and Gavin sing it than hear it from Miley. xD Those lads should release an album of horrible songs that they've covered. Horribly. Because I prefer the horrible covers of those horrible songs, that's why! The horrible covers have comedic value. ^^
Back to work!