What do women want?
To drive me bat-***insane.
What do women want? Well let me tell you! :D
We want food. We always want food. And naps. Food and naps, food and naps.
We want bearded gents. Clean-shaven gents look like they try to look nice, but bearded gents look ready to do business and also if you rub your beard on her cheek it makes a very nice scritch. Not quite a scratch, just a lovely scritch.
We want no more dieting gents. Scrawny like Bieber, not so cute (in a bad way.) Teddy bear-y like Harley, not so cute (in a good way.) See here for reference:
There now, see what I mean?
We want to rescue all the shelter dogs.
We want fewer boring romance movies in which nothing of interest happens to anybody and more James Bond movies. All the necessary romance, none of the unnecessary painfully fake feelings-having, plus guns and explosions and car chases. What could go wrong? ^^
We want tattoos. We don't care if you have them, we just want them on ourselves. Mmmhmm.
We want George R.R. Martin to hurry it up. Boop that writing right along please sir!
We want to be a frag doll but lol yeah right.
We want to play more Minecraft and less FFXIV.
We want chocolate oranges. You can break them open for her and then the two of you can take turns feeding each other slices of chocolate orange. Oh yes!
And we want a guy who can talk to us on something deeper than chit-chat. Not that we want super long intense discussions on anything, but if we see a news story that we have an opinion about or something, we want to be able to get your opinion on it too and see different angles. On that note, we want a guy who also values our opinions. Not that you have to agree all the time, you won't. But we want someone who doesn't just poo-poo our ideas without giving them a good long look.
We want someone who tolerates our stupid quirks. Like when we get out of the shower onto the bath rug, and then shimmy the bath rug across the floor because we don't want to step off of it, well. You can laugh at it and tease us about it, but don't ask us to stop. Not unless it's hurting you.
Also, we want more Star Wars gummies. We're almost out.