By AnnaMolly 2013-08-27 12:57:31
One time, like.. years ago, I was a kid and I had this dream that the apocalypse had come, everyone was freaking the *** out, there were riots, mass suicides, and a large vortex in the northern sky that seemed to play Jay-Z's Big Pimpin' over and over, loud enough for the entire world to hear it. Who was the man brave enough to go into the vortex to save the world and/or berate who or whatever lies within said vortex? Why, none other than R. Lee Ermey. From the vortex, all over the world you could hear Ermey shouting and cursing at God knows what, it was so loud that it drowned out Big Pimpin', so loud that it woke me up.