I've seen that before, but it
is very amusing. Not for kids, but funny none the less...
My particular favorite:
Encyclopedia Dramatica said:
Wings of the Goddess - You get to violate the space-time continuum and possibly become your own grandfather. What happens is, you're on your way to Jeuno traveling the same route you take every day but this time you encounter a giant anus which sucks you in and shits you out in the past. From here you will be slaughtered by a ladybug because you're not worthy.
Describes my first trip into the past fairly well: "oooh look, ladybugs, there so cute OWWWW MY EYE RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!" ^^